A fifth columnist, persistent cough of a cunting for Boris Johnson. The fat, traitorous blonde twat has declared that he is ” fervently Sinophile “, as he strives to strengthen economic links with China.

The little yellow weasels cause global misery with the Bat Flu, and this big dopey cunt wants to be best friends with them ? We, along with everyone else, should be holding the dirty little bastards to account, not sucking up to them.
They’re getting away with it, scot free.
With the aid of our Moron In Chief.
Boris, you have been cunted, now fuck off, for fuck’s sake just go.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/feb/21/boris-johnsons-warm-words-on-china-likely-to-infuriate-backbenchers
And fuck the Uighur’s too.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

…and seconded by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Boris Johnson is a total and utter cunt spatter.

His precious “Road map” means no haircuts until after fucking Easter, if then (as long as this third lockdown has already lasted already, again).

This shit will never end. We are being pissed on and are expected to be grateful for the wash.

https://order-order.com/2021/02/22/new-read-in-full-lockdown-wind-down-roadmap-plan/

Fuck off, Johnson.

The commercial cheap skates who buy one ply toilet paper.

I enjoy having a peaceful shit and I always have a smile on my face if I have a no wiper (obviously I have to check if it’s a no wiper by wiping my arse) this is where the party-pooper one ply toilet paper comes into it’s own because that’s very efficient. However how many one wipers do we get, it’s a bit like a truthful politician. A rarity.

Therefore one ply you have to use generally a lot more sheets because you can fold over a 3 ply and be done with it, however with one ply you end up with 94 ply and block the toilet.

If you have an employer who buys one ply toilet paper tell um to fuck off and stick their job and that goes for businesses who serve this crap up to their customers.

Over and out arse virginity blown.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man 

Bendydick Bandersnatch, or whatever the luvvie cunt’s name is, is even more of a cunt than we thought.

According to today’s Sunday Times (14/2/2021, paywall so fuck the link) he has a friend who spent 14 years in Guantanamo. I presume a ‘pen friend’ like the death row correspondents. But who knows?

He is having a hissy fit because Priti has told his friend to fuck off. No visa for you pal. So he cant use his ‘friend’ to publicise some woke shit about his travails as a complete innocent in Guantanamo. At the hands of the evil Yanks.

His ‘friend’ Mohamedou Ould Slahi comes from that bastion of desert freedom, Mauritania. You know, where slavery still flourishes. He is a member of Al-Quaeda and an associate of numerous muslim loonies.
Surely we should welcome him with open arms? An innocent Afghan tourist picked on by the evil Yanks. After all, he is a ‘friend’ of Bendydick’s and probably wouldnt kill many people while he was publicising his struggle.
Perhaps they should call the film Mein Kampf.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

(Couldn’t find a direct link, but here’s a link to a new film both Cumbercunt and Slahi appear in covering the same ground – DA https://easyreadernews.com/the-mauritanian-the-survivor-movie/ )

Marina Sirtis, needs a nomination. The former Star Trek: The Next Generation has long been known for her lefty views, and this time she’s set her sights for her dipshit views on the state of Texas. And as someone who’s dad is from San Antonio, Texas, and was born and spent his first nine years there, I’m taking this personally. After the storms, power and water outages and over 20 people dead, Sirtis thought it entirely appropriate to Tweet:

“Don’t get me wrong, my heart bleeds for what Texans are going through right now but the mean girl in me says you get the government you deserve and they have voted Republican, across the board, for the last 20 years. #Betoforgovernor.”

There’s nothing but mean girl in this far left slag. Like I said, over 20 people have died, yet this is what the smug, self-important Patrick Stewart with tits thought would be appropriate to tweet. ‘Well, you voted Republican, so you DESERVE to have these storms. The people who lost their lives DESERVED TO DIE’.

Fuck you, bitch. This is typical far left bullshit, from someone who considers to be far more important than she actually is. And ‘Beto for governor? Robert O’Rourke? That 47 year old flaccid dildo, who is the son in law of the richest man in Texas man in Texas? Who thinks he’ll get the youth vote by being filmed riding on a skateboard? Who thinks that, despite his clearly Irish heritage, will also get the Latin vote if he uses the Hispanic ‘Beto’ instead of Robert? Incidentally, Beto is a name used by those in the Latin community as a short form for names that end with Bert or Berto. It would be considered racist or cultural appropriation if he were anything other than a democratic.

Why can’t the left understand that people are free to vote for whoever the fuck they want? And why do ‘celebrities’ like Sirtis feel it’s ok to make shitty remarks like this after a major storm, especially one that has killed people? She’s a fucking cunt.

https://twitter.com/Marina_Sirtis/status/1362532004919607298?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(Famous on ST:NG for her “I’m sensing something, Captain!” – Shakespeare it ain’t – DA)

A chip on the shoulder “dat be raciss ‘n’ sheet” cunting for a lady named ‘Grace’ who landed an internship aimed at BAMEs only (not at all racist against whites of course).

You’ll need to read the article the get the full story, and while I hate bullying of any kind, I’m not sure that’s what went on here.

A quick lowdown:

1. Hired on a BAME only 2 year internship in 2018 aged 22.

2. Staff complained about her poor quality of work.

3. Staff gossiped/complained about Grace having bad BO and wearing the same clothes the next day.

4. Grace got two members of staff sacked.

5. She complained about not being liked.

6. She complained about the rest of the staff not understanding that she and other BAMEs are from different backgrounds, and that the employer should’ve accommodated her poor work for this.

7. She (contradicting point 6) whined about not being given more responsibility.

Here is my amateur, probably talking out of my arse verdict on the above.

1. She was hired due to her skin colour, not her talents or potential talents. No business would survive doing this in large numbers. Best man/woman for the job irrespective of them being white, black or purple with green spots or fuck off and go bust.

2. She didn’t really defend this. Perhaps, as a token hire, she was just unable to do the job? Guess what sweetcakes? If honkies can’t do their jobs, they get fired too. In fact, as we’ll see, you managed to stay in your position due to being black. They were too scared to fire you is what happened. Not sure if I’d have ever got the same treatment as a honky.

3. This was cruel, but the point is this…was it true? She didn’t say it wasn’t so it was probably true. If you come into work stinking the place up, YOU are the one who is being anti social (if aware of it). Once she heard the gossip she should’ve taken steps to ‘stop the stench’. Perhaps a shower, deodorant and a change of clean clothes (like every cunt else) would’ve helped? If she had a medical condition that made this difficult to manage (incontinence/skin disease etc) then I have sympathy. If so, she should’ve told her boss and asked a GP for advice on managing the problem. But that does not appear to be the case. I’m sure ‘Grace’ would’ve mentioned if she had a medical condition that caused a nasty pong.

4 and 5.

She complained about being unpopular after getting two long term employees fired. Well the mind fucking boggles as to why this would make her unpopular. Add to this, poor quality of work and stinking the place out may also have contributed? Just sayin’.

6. Why the fuck should the employee drop all the rules and standards just to accommodate her? Again, instead of looking at her own failings, she wants everyone else to change just for her. Fuck right off!

7. Well, on one hand she’s saying that she’s different and different rules should apply to her just for being black (for her inefficiency), but at the same time whining that she failed due to not having more responsibility given to her. Perhaps best man/woman for the job is the answer here? Not really her fault for being hired, but once in the real world if you can’t do the job there will be problems ahead.

What a chippy,entitled cunt!

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/04/how-diversity-schemes-are-failing-young-people-of-colour-13960176/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks