I nominate Summerfield Browne. They sued a former customer (Mr Waymouth) for £25000 based on his Trust Pilot review. His review might have been libellous, but they could have settled the matter easily. This strikes at the very heart of open and honest reviews.

In the review, Mr Waymouth alleged: “I paid upfront for a legal assessment of my case.
“But what I got was just the information I sent them, reworded and sent back to me.”
He previously said he had offered to remove the review in exchange for a refund of the £200 fee (plus VAT) he had paid but claimed the firm had not responded.

Source:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55981600

Their website hasn’t been updated since 2014 and looks as if it was made in 1995. Perhaps Summerfield Browne should merge with that other famous firm of solicitors: Dogshit, Dogshit and Dogshit.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

Smug fucker. Occasionally amusing but never funny. His versions of Sergeant Bilko and Inspector Clouseau were pathetic. No thanks and non merci, respectively.

Still he doesn´t seem to be a woke. Or am I wrong?

Having said that, I did like the part in “L.A. Story” where he got involved with the bimbette Sarah Jessica Parker who was quite sexy before she became a frightening skeleton in “Sex in the City”.

She´s on my list for a future nom unless anyone has already lined her up.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

A why didn’t you stop at that junction cunting for cunts who drive, ride, cycle, leccy scooter with their fucking hoods up and headphones in their fucking ears, I know I’m going to participate in an activity that requires all my attention or I could kill someone or get killed all because I’m a selfish, retarded cunt who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but himself, I can understand if your sat on a bus and want to avoid the usual fucking loons that want to spark up a conversation.

These cunts don’t stop at junctions, don’t look/can’t see at fucking junctions, jump off pavements into moving traffic and then give you the finger usually in the dark with no lights wearing all black, hoping they get knocked off so they can sue you, I would like to see them smashed into or run over and blended with their vehicle of choice until they resemble the terminator or Stephen fucking Hawking either is fine for me, and march the cunts off to the nearest scrapyard crusher….. Sorted once and for all, a not so natural selection for the cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Saint Marcus of the blessed Rashford is a cunt.

Marcus Rashford named in Time magazine’s Next 100 list as someone who is shaping the future.

Shaping the future?!

The mouthy little bollock can’t even shape the future of the team he plays in. Six seasons in, and still he hasn’t scored 20 league goals in a campaign. He can’t even score 20 in all competitions. He’s not even all that as a player.

But because he’s the right colour and makes the right virtue signalling noises, he is revered and his footballing ineptitude is continuously overlooked and conveniently ignored. The little clown is more well known for doing stupid fist salutes than he is for scoring goals and on the pitch heroics. It’s absolutely laughable.

And as for Time Magazine? Didn’t they make Hitler man of the year just before he invaded Poland? They are cunts and all.

Nominated by: Norman 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56101734

A tin foil covered colander twatting for the rising number of conspiratoid twats who have crawled out from the basements in their Moms house to spout their crazy theories for the benefit of us “sheeple “.

I say twats and not cunts as there are increasing numbers of them on here and I don’t want to break any rules.(Good! – DA)

You know the sort. “The earth is flat. COVID-19 is a hoax. Bill Gates is behind it all and wants to microchip everyone. No one has died etc etc. The list goes on. One of the best is the claim that the elite steal babies to butcher them and drink their blood. Thousand of them every day according to the “Truly Awake “. FFS get real.

The UK has more than its fair share of these deluded fools. Here are a couple of them. A twat from Sheffield and a twat who lives in exile in Greece but is from the UK. Prepare to suspend reality if you watch these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAbxZCWtgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIgAMuUZnuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXxuTf60iKk

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

(Please don’t turn this into another personal abuse shitshow otherwise it will be pulled – DA)