On every team shirt of every footballer in the Euros there is a badge with the word ‘Respect’. Let’s see how these overpaid cunts show their respect.
They disrespect the majority of their supporters by getting down on one knee before each game.
They disrespect the rules of fair play by deliberately fouling the opposition.
They throw themselves to the ground in simulated agony in an attempt to have an opposing player booked or sent off.
They disrespect the opposition with their childish and over enthusiastic goal celebrations.
The disrespect the officials by arguing against every decision.
But it’s not just footballing cunts that have no idea what the word respect means.
Young people get very upset and sometimes violent if they feel that they are not being shown sufficient ‘respeck’. You is dissing them innit.
Well cunty, you are a semi literate twenty year old still living with your mum.
You are unemployable and have no money. Your haircut looks ridiculous.
Your life experience amounts to half a percent of fuck all. So excuse me if I don’t fucking respect you.
There was a time when old people deserved respect. But now there are fewer and fewer around that had to endure the horrors of war. They have been replaced with old people who have moved on from a lifetime on benefits to receiving a state pension, having never worked a day in their lives.
Respect other people’s religion. To me all religions are a mixture of childish superstitions and rituals. The people that practice these things are narrow minded, deluded bigots. So I have no respect for them either.
People talk about ‘mutual respect’. I have no idea how that works. If I were to achieve something outstanding and someone respected me for it, am I to respect them in return? For what?
Respect is a concept that is thrown around like confetti at a wedding.
If you want my respect you have to earn it.
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter
