Sebastian Coe [2]

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Sebastian Coe – a brown-nosing, corrupt cunt, once an MP, now promoted to president of the IAAF, presumably to cover-up the truth about doping in sport? We can’t have Jessica Ennis & Mo Farrah exposed as drug cheats can we, that would sully the Olympic Legacy (fuck off).

I regard Coe in the same disdain as Sep Blatter, a corrupt cunt who probably and allegedly fiddles with kids.

Nominated by: Timmy Mallett

Carl Froch

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Carl Froch was one of Britain’s best boxers. He was tough, he was humble, and he had carved out a reputation for himself since becoming a professional in 2002.

Then he came up against Andre Ward in 2011 and was given a boxing lesson. But instead of praising the American and acknowledging him as being by far the best super-middleweight and one of the best pound-for-pound boxers in the world. he was so embarrassed by the gulf in class that he felt the need to bull himself up in the media at every opportunity and remind everyone of his previous achievements. And he hasn’t stopped since. Now he’s forever going on about when he beat George Groves at Wembley.

There has been talk about a return with Ward, but he won’t want to go near Ward again because he knows he’ll be made to look silly. He has been offered a fight against Gennady Golovkin, who would be moving up a weight, but Froch says “I’m too big and too strong for him.” So what’s he scared of? Golovkin wants the fight and he doesn’t !

Time to stop the bleating and retire, Carl. You’re making a cunt of yourself.

Nominated by: Allan

Andy Murray [9]

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So, Andy Murray gets cunted for the ninth time. Co-incidentally, if Federer wins this Sunday that’s the same number as the number of Wimbledon titles he’ll have won.

Murray didn’t just lose – he was totally outclassed and outplayed. As usual, his temperament let him down. Federer made it look easy. And it was easy because Federer is a champion and Murray is just a good player.

There’s only one person in tennis I despise more than this little scrote, and that’s his bloody mother. She really gets on my tits.

7-6, 7-6, 6-4 says it all. You’re out of your depth, sonny boy.

It has been said on here that some people keep getting cunted again and again and that this is just too much repetition. However, in Murray’s case the megacunt just can’t be cunted often enough.

Now fuck off back to the Caledonia Peoples Republic, you loser!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Paralympic Rules

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The rules of the Paralympic Summer Games.

There are a number of little-known rules that are very rarely known by paralympic athletes:

*In the finale of the men’s 100m, the lane on which a competitor runs legally becomes the territory of his nation.

*In the Javelin, the use of actual javelins is not required. For example, during the 1974 Games, a Canadian paralympic athlete with no arms used a bow and arrow.

*It is legal and encouraged to use leg or arm attached spring pogo blades.

*Any disabled baby born inside the main stadium during the course of the Games gains diplomatic immunity.

*In case of a death during an event, the late paralympic athlete’s nation gets double points.

*If, during a contest (such as weight-lifting) a competitor dislocates a major joint, “no attempt shall be made to mask or in any way hinder the audience’s viewing of the injury”.

*Anyone under 16 is allowed to take part in the Paralympic Games if he/she is Russian.

*The UK is not allowed to win the overall medals tally, as nothing but complete failure will please the rest of the world. (This rule was abolished in 2012 for the London Paralympics).

*The Paralympic Sports can only be televised on the BBC if the British are good at it.

Nominated by: Entopy

Mo Farrah [2]

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Speaking of Cunts sponging from Africa, I re-nominate the lying cunt Mo Farrah. As well as every cunt that allowed the apparant missed drugs test to conveniently allow him to win double gold for team GB.

Every cunt involved in this should be exposed, only for the fact we had to put up with with him on every single TV show, News Story and any paid event he could extort ever since.

This cunt belongs in the Lance Armstrong and Sepp Blatter Hall of Fame.

(alledgedly, of course!)

Nominated by: King Cunt