So these rapacious cunts have lorst their bottle and are refusing to supply drugs to the state penetentiaries orf the good ‘ol US orf A for the purposes orf lethal injection ie the death penalty. As a result the dearest and most tender hearted orf yank low life are having to queue up in holding cells unable to get topped. Crisis proportions reached in the red neck states orf Texas, Oklahoma ect ect. Feel a musical coming orn:
There’s a bright golden haze in me brainpan
There’s a bright golden haze in me brainpan
Blood pressure’s as high as an elephant’s eye,
An’ it looks like it’s climbin’ clear up to the sky.
Oh, what a beeootiful mornin’
Oh, what a beeootiful day.
I got a beeootiful feelin’
Me ol’ life’s drainin’ away.
Still the good ol’ boys have only got to cruise doine to the corner store an’ pick up some legal highs to inject. When those run oit subcontract to ISIS. Might put in a bid meself. If any cunters have any spare toxins and barbs (Fred West?) make up a parcel and send ’em to the yanks.
This is how it works. First injection calms the cunt and sends him to sleep (eg our old friend propofol), second injection paralyses the cunt (must not traumatise the audience) and the third (potassium chloride) kills the cunt.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke