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Michael O’Leary [4]

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For those flying with Ryanair Airlines, please go to Gate Cunt.

Not content with being the shittest, meanest, most money-grubbing airline company in Europe, Michael O’Leary (chief executive Tinker) has threatened to ground its planes after the UK withdraws from the European Union to persuade voters to “rethink” Brexit. He wants to make people realise they are “no longer going to have cheap holidays.”

Wow. Could a businessman be any more threateningly cunty? Well, yes.

He continued, “When you begin to realise that you’re no longer going to have cheap holidays in Portugal or Spain or Italy, you’ve got to drive to Scotland or get a ferry to Ireland as your only holiday options, maybe they will begin to rethink the whole Brexit debate.”

Hmm, I see. Therefore nothing to do with your greed and insatiable appetite for business? Sovereignty, self-rule, law-making and Independent pride can piss off and atrophy because your rapacious thirst for profit targets is more important?

Could there be a more miserable, less attractive, more uncomfortable way to travel than with these penny-pinching turds? You know your aeroplane quality is turgid when it’s more harmonious and sedate to travel with National Express!

Listen up you drunken, salivating, Leprechaun-cocked ex-terrorist, take your wretched airline with its stingy baggage rules, pay-for-the-toilet bollocks, over-painted and ill-educated ground staff and empty-headed hussy trolley dollies and shove them up your facking arse.

Typical lying Irish cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Bog hopping mega cunt Michael O’Leary has been at it again. He is threatening to ground his fleet of planes in order to force us to “rethink” Brexit.

If you can bear to read it, here is what he said to a meeting of airline bosses in Brussels ( where else? )

“I think it’s in our interests – not for a long period of time – that the aircraft are grounded….It’s only when you get to that stage where you’re going to persuade the average British voter that you were lied to in the entire Brexit debate….You were promised you could leave the EU and everything would stay the same. The reality is you can leave the EU, yes that’s your choice, but everything will fundamentally change….When you begin to realise that you’re no longer going to have cheap holidays in Portugal or Spain or Italy, you’ve got to drive to Scotland or get a ferry to Ireland as your only holiday options, maybe we’ll begin to rethink the whole Brexit debate. They were misled and I think we have to create an opportunity.”

In other words the short arse twat want’s to threaten the British people into changing the vote on Brexit. I’m not sure but I’ll bet that coercion by means of threats in order to influence a political vote is illegal, or fucking well should be.

Now I know there is a stereo type that the Irish are thick as fuck, and that there have been a handful of bright Irish throughout history. But stereo types are such for a reason, generally because they are true. This fucker is proving the stereo type single handedly: “You were promised you could leave the EU and everything would stay the same.” No you thick Mick cunt, we were promised EVERYTHING WOULD CHANGE!! That is why we voted to leave, if we had wanted nothing to change we would have voted to remain. Doss fucking cunt!!

The false magnanimity of this statement takes the fucking biscuit ( pie, sandwich and cake too ) “The reality is you can leave the EU, yes that’s your choice” Well thank you so fucking much for allowing us the right to self determination, I never realised it was in your hands to grant it. We should all be grateful to the little fucker.

Then there is the rank hypocrisy of it all. O’Leary once called the EU and “evil empire” and staunchly opposed the ROI ratification of the Lisbon treaty. Now he is the EU’s little bitch. I wonder what caused him to change his mind? Could it possibly be anything to do with his attendance by invitation to the shadowy Bilderberg Group meeting last year? O’Leary is a two faced gobshite bought and paid for whore of the globalist establishment. And a cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

Michael O’Leary [3]

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A cunting is surely deserved for shitcunt extraordinaire Michael O’Leary, the penny-pinching bastard behind Ryanair.

This fucker is the Mike Ashley of the skies. A mad little shit of a leprechaun, repeatedly sitting on his shit-throne screeching “me gold, me gold”, the cunt has managed to make airlines yet another capitalist race to the bottom, by offering the shittest possible flying experience for a pittance. This cunt has exactly zero ethics outside of the balance sheet; and it only amazes me that it has taken this long for his truly shitty brand of air travel to monumentally fuck up his customer’s en masse.

The tier of cunt who is universally despised, transcending class, political leanings and nationality, we can only hope that a stray engine falls off one of his crappy stock, plummeting down into his Leinster mansion and mangling the scrawny cunt into a veritable mess of blood, broken bones and shite.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

O’Leary is one megacunt. So he has to cancel something like 50 flights a day for six weeks, that’s 2100 fucking flights if my maths are correct and the cunt comes out and says it’s due to a balls up with pilot holiday rotas, what a complete load of bollocks. Fuck me have they allowed all the pilots to take the same fucking holidays? Now he’s been made to look an even bigger cunt by finally admitting they have a pilot shortage, the real reason for the cancellations. What an absolute PR fuckup, and by the person in charge. He couldn’t organise a pissup in the Guinness factory, the twat.

Nominated by Lord Swinging Balls