The National Debt

Posted on February 19, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

We are so fucked. Bond interest is about 0.4% per annum (and about 1.5% for 5 year bonds). If interest rates go up to the level of inflation -about 3%, interest payments will go up 7.5 times, and Britain will default (or start printing money like Zimbabwe).

Meanwhile the Tory cunts want to build some £250 million railway that nobody wants, and that will serve no sensible purpose, for £35 billion (so they can thieve £millions each from taxpayers and put future generations of ordinary people in even more cunt debt).

MPs are cunts – they have sold off all our assets to foreign shylocks (so we pay 3 times more for fuel, water, etc. than countries with mixed economies who have collective ownership of essential utilities), they have borrowed to buy elections (and to thieve for themselves), and they have destroyed and defiled everything that made Britain pleasant and wholesome.

Nominated by: Debtor

George Osborne [4]

Posted on November 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

George Fuckwit Osborne again!!! Red mist rises. Steamed up me damn monacle. Or is it red toxic commie discharge from the nuclear power stations the chinks are going to be building with the frogs all over our fair land. The frogs and the chinks! Unfucking believable. And this is the country that pionered safe(ish) nuclear energy!

Osborne is so desparate to take frog and chink cock up his arse that he is borrowing the money to pay the chinks to build the power stations from the same chinks at extortionate rates. Has also guaranteed to pay the frogs a premium fixed price for the electricity generated irrespective of market prices falling in the medium to long term when economies of scale kick in. Bugger me butler and sod me servants. Screwed us both ways.

Only an ex-public school boy like Osbourne could accomodate so much cock up his arse simultaneously – yank cock, kraut cock, frog cock, chink cock, jap cock, indian cock, korean cock, saudi cock – the list is endless. Fucking United Nations up there.

Osbourne you tratorious tosser, you have sold out all that remains of our once great nation. Go choke on all the johnny foreigner spunk up your orifices. You shameful cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Cameron and Osborne

Posted on May 5, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Tweedlecum And Tweedlecunt
(David and George otherwise known as the Brothers Cunt)

Malice in Wonderland

A pair of touchy-feely metrocunts who first met triple dipping behind the bike sheds of Oxford. Two priviliged ponces who have been touching and feeling each other ever since. Have gone blind screwing themselves, our country and our economy into the ground. Cannot see beyond their own piggy little snouts in the trough and their old school chums the wanker bankers.

There is no alternative. There is no plan B. But they have a plan C. The Cunt plan.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke