Dead Pool [155]

Congratulations to our musical friend Chas C who correctly used obviously inside information to predict that Andy Gill, the founding member and guitarist of British post-punk band Gang Of Four, has died aged 64.

The musician’s scratchy, staccato riffs provided the band with their signature sound, and influenced the likes of Nirvana, Fugazi and Franz Ferdinand.

Gill had developed a “respiratory illness,” after finishing an Asian tour. The word coronovirus comes to mind, but the tour was a while back.

On to Deadpool 155:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Dead Pool [153]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Comedy legend Terry Jones best known for his work in Monty Python would be the next dead parrot.Jones was 77 and had been battling dementia for several years.

On to Deadpool 153:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun)

Peter Tobin
John Lewis (Politician)
John Hume
Daniel arap Moi
Leslie Phillips

Dead Pool [152]

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who breaks the deadpool deadlock by correctly predicting the Yes Minister and Heartbeat actor Derek Fowlds would be next to bite the dust aged 82 after battling pneumonia in hospital.

On to Deadpool 152:

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.

2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Hugh Downs
Iris Apfel
George “Johnny” Johnson
Daniel arap Moi
Jackie Stallone

Dead Pool [151]

Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Deadpool 150 within hours by picking the veteran British actor and father of Fern Tony Britton who has conked out at the ripe old age of 95.

On to Deadpool 151:

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.

2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Eddie Van Halen
Gianluca Vialli
Leon Spinks
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull