Humza Yousaf (3) Playground Politics

Humza Yousaf

This cunt, and he really is a cunt, is taking legal action against a nursery who wouldn’t take his kid. Predictably, he’s playing the “racist” card, saying that they took another person’s kid (who had a “white sounding”) name. He forgets to mention that the other kid was on a different schedule. He should also mention that…

1. He’s a cunt, so who in their right mind would want him as a customer?
2. He’s a politician, all of whom have spent the last 2 years putting people out of business. Cunt.
3. His beard looks like a cunt and he wears cuntish tartan ties to trick people into hiding his real agenda. Fuck off.
4. This nursery already has loads of ROPer kids, so the “racist/Islamophobic” card, doesn’t wash (like most Ropers don’t)

SNP Minister threatens to sue over child placement

Nominated by: Cunt Dreamboat

 

and this from W.C.Boggs

A nice round of right-on applause please, for yet another Paki victim out to seek compensation. I refer to a man whose very name sums up shortbread, kilts, bagpipes and rousing choruses of “Och, Ey, Jock Mackie” coming from the croft. I give you Scottish health minister Humza Yousaf.

Being a frightfully important little man, and his wife, with a name sounding as if she had just staggered out of the Souk, applied for their 2 year old daughter to attend a nursery. They were turned down, however a “friend” ( does he have any?) applied to that same nursery two days later and was admitted.

Now there is only one explanation that occurs to the bearded one, and that, of course, is discrimination, and he and the missus are suing.

Looking at him, if he ever loses his position, I can see he looks just the part to be a minicab driver in Rochdale……..

Minister to sue Nursery School

Jeffrey Epstein – Compo Bandwagon Begins

First of all, I think Epstein was a piece of shit, the kind who is all too common in the financial industry, and nobody has yet explained how he amassed so much money. Nevertheless, he killed himself or was murdered depending on who you believe. He paid the ultimate price.

But isn´t there something a bit suspicious about a “compensation fund” awarding US$121 million to his 150 “victims”? That works out to almost a million dollars per ”victim”. And some have rejected this amount, presumably on their lawyers´ advice, in the hope of getting more. This fund was also available to girls who had already been compensated. Bonus day!

I´ve seen a couple of series in which victims gave their versions – Netflix devoted four hours to them – and I was less than impressed by the “innocence” of some of them. They may have been below the age of consent at the time of the sexual encounters with Epstein but they knew their way round the block. They got US$100 for “massaging” him and then persuaded their sisters and cousins to come along the next time.

The fund administrator, Jordana Feldman, said “I am proud of what we were able to accomplish with this programme, but also recognise that no amount of money will erase the years of pain these victims have endured because of Jeffrey Epstein.” Sounds like crocodile tears to me.

I look forward to Ghislaine Maxwell´s testimony at her trial in November. That is if she lives that long.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58152207

Nominated by: Mr Polly

 

Scott Roe – Gives Justice & his Victims the Finger

This fucking maggot decided to do a spot of drink driving, and after getting bored of following a driver doing the 30mph speed limit overtook them straight into an oncoming car.
Roe walked away without injury (as is always the case with these vermin) but the mother and daughter in the other vehicle took two hours to be cut from the wreck and sustained not insignificant injuries.
Roe failed a breath test and in court it was apparent that he had been banned for drink driving twice before.
Side cuntings for his defence lawyer who said it was a case of one poor judgment leading to another, and the judge who said it was severe enough to warrant a prison sentence but was persuaded to suspend it and give him the pathetic alternative of community work. But that’s the legal system for you, as long as they are coining it, fuck everybody.
On leaving the court, Roe decided not to show remorse and gave the waiting press the finger. I’d have given him the chair….

Drunk Driver gets another light sentence

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Seconded by Sir Talbot Buxomley 

Roe was convicted of causing serious injury by dangerous driving in Bedworth.
This utter cunt had been done for drink driving offences previously to this incident.

Apparently, he was behind a driver who was sticking to the 30 mph limit and, in his own words to the police, he got bored with this and decided on overtaking at 60 mph. He smashed into an oncoming Audi being driven by a 19 year old female who had her mum in the car with her.

Roe escaped without so much of a scratch on him, not so lucky were the mum and daughter in the Audi who were trapped in the Audi wreckage for 2 hours in serious pain. When the police tested Roe he was inevitably over the limit, the cunt.

Drink driving boils my piss, really boils my piss.The worst of it is he got off with a suspended sentence, 150 hours unpaid work and a 4 year driving ban. WTF!!!!

Where is the justice here?? Roe spoke of how horrified he was at the consequences of his action. Not so horrified that he gave the middle finger to photographers outside court. Words really do fail me. Unkle Terry!! Your oven please!! I’ve provided a link for your delectation

George: The Poet (2)

Stand by for a quick burst on the BBC banjo as I bring you news of Wireless 4’s latest contribution to culture – a man of such stature that chief swot Melvyn Bragg must be shitting himself to acknowledge he didn’t make the discovery.

I refer, of course, to a man who makes T.S. Elliott sound like Pam Ayres – the great George:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2hLJQLNMk0DXLKx5Cy769JW/producing-a-podcast-during-a-pandemic

George is a person of colot, and he seems to have cornered the market. Forget the old fart from Barnsley who used to be Wireless 4s pet poet. You can certainly forget John Betchman with his Joan Hunter Dunn (“how glad I am, sad I am that you won”). No it’s George for the Portland Place intellectuals these days, a man with that drippy effnik innit voice, who drears on, oblivious to sense or scansion in that monotonous disinterested, but hey man, how fucking clever I am innit, voice.

If this cunt is a poet, then Diane Abbott is a towering intellectual. Why the dim bastard can’t see he is being patronised, I can’t iagine, but I suppose it helps pay for the naughty African Woodbines (allegedly).

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

(Here’s an old nom from 2019 about him, and nominated by Mr Boggs: Day Admin George Turns Down MBE)

 

Dead Pool [217]

Well that was a long one ending after nearly two months ( not a record but close)!Shaun (myself) has broken the deadlock by correctly predicting that the former London born Kiwi Deputy Prime Minister Sir Michael Cullen would be next dude to die aged 76.He also served as Deputy Labour Party leader ,Minister of Finance, Attorney General,Treasurer of New Zealand and Social welfare Minister as well as briefly being the father of the Kiwi parliament (Longest serving member).Tributes have been lead by his former boss Helen Clark describing him as “Incredible and indispensable”

On to Deadpool 217

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal people’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)If you pick has been taken by someone else in this pool tough titty.Pick someone else as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot change your nominations after making them on this thread.The only exception is if you pick someone already picked by mistake.