Yes, this sneering, shitty snowflake bog paper is still being published.
Whilst out shopping this morning I happened to wander past the newspapers, none of which would I ever waste my hard-earned cash upon.
I did however grab a big eyeful of The New European’s front page, showing empty supermarket shelves and suggesting that Britain’s population are all going to starve to death or go all “Mad Max” on each other (a bit hard with no fucking petrol!).
I looked around at the Tesco store and could see the whole place bulging with provisions (along with mounds of the usual unnecessary tat of course).
So where are these shortages?
Was Waitrose temporarily out of Tofu and Soy milk perhaps?
The only thing Tesco were out of was pork scratchings (The Food of the Gods), but you won’t see me blubbering about it.
Might have swore a bit though… Cunts.
Anyway that’s my first nom in ages. The New European is a massive cunt.
As is any twat that buys it…
(Sorry Admin, don’t have a link. Perhaps some kind cunter could provide something suitable, or just link to their no doubt vomit inducing website).
Nominated by: Baron Bastard
Supported by: Komodo
Norwich hack refuge Archant sold the NE to a consortium recently. The consortium includes Mark Thompson, former BBC director-general. Surfuckingprise.
Archant itself was taken over before this happened, so the NE must have been regarded as dead wood in need of clearing. Its future is by no means assured:
News Link
as even the BBC has to concede.