Dead Pool [221]

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted the demise of England Football legend Jimmy Greaves who died today aged 81.

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

4) Please do not ask for your nominations to change during a pool after picking you are locked in.Unless your nomination has already been picked in the pool.

5)Please check your nominations have not already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Lawless Britain 2021

Gangs of vandals smashing windows and frightening women are cunts, as are fuckers who hit 87 year old women in the face.

Once Great, Britain is now a scum infested shithole where feral cunts get away with this sort of fuckery:

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Will the fatso police do fuck all about this? Thy are very stretched patrolling the internet for examples of wrong speak, kipping in the patrol car, eating bacon sarnies, or looking after their gay horses.

Sick and tired of this mindless filth? I certainly am. No fucker in authority gives a toss anymore. That Paul Kersey had the right idea. Not that I would advocate taking the law into our own hands you understand (but if the perps were to die in screaming agony I wouldn’t even feel slightly sad).

Cunts.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

And on a similar-ish note, this from knobrot 

How enriched is our society?

Browsing through the regional news today, there were 2 stories in just one day that highlight how enriched our communities are by those who chose to come to our shores, legally or otherwise. We know nothing of these people and their past.

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2. News Link

There’s not much more to add. I rest my case!

The New European (3)

Yes, this sneering, shitty snowflake bog paper is still being published.

Whilst out shopping this morning I happened to wander past the newspapers, none of which would I ever waste my hard-earned cash upon.

I did however grab a big eyeful of The New European’s front page, showing empty supermarket shelves and suggesting that Britain’s population are all going to starve to death or go all “Mad Max” on each other (a bit hard with no fucking petrol!).

I looked around at the Tesco store and could see the whole place bulging with provisions (along with mounds of the usual unnecessary tat of course).
So where are these shortages?
Was Waitrose temporarily out of Tofu and Soy milk perhaps?

The only thing Tesco were out of was pork scratchings (The Food of the Gods), but you won’t see me blubbering about it.
Might have swore a bit though… Cunts.

Anyway that’s my first nom in ages. The New European is a massive cunt.
As is any twat that buys it…

(Sorry Admin, don’t have a link. Perhaps some kind cunter could provide something suitable, or just link to their no doubt vomit inducing website).

Nominated by: Baron Bastard

Supported by: Komodo

Norwich hack refuge Archant sold the NE to a consortium recently. The consortium includes Mark Thompson, former BBC director-general. Surfuckingprise.

Archant itself was taken over before this happened, so the NE must have been regarded as dead wood in need of clearing. Its future is by no means assured:

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as even the BBC has to concede.

Soccer Aid (It’s called Football for normal people)

Couldn’t find a pic of someone crippling James Corden, sadly.

Call me a soppy fuckwit, but I like a good charidee football match. Former pro’s in middle age showing they’ve still got it and the odd famous face maybe showing a bit of class. Soccer aid should therefore be right up my strasse, but is invariably ruined by multiple examples of cuntitude.

Robbie Williams, the great pretender. Pretending he’s Alf Ramsey for 90 minutes and still pretending he’s heterosexual. All this whilst banging on about how he alone came up with this vanity project and should be lauded thus.

Alex fucking Scott (Again!!) bouncing around pitch side like a 12 year old. Dermot O’Growly with his personality free presenting skills and Micah Richards, still blissfully unaware that he is employed as a token and nothing else.

The sleb players, of mostly indifferent quality, loving every minute of their chance to self promote, make the ex pro footballers look like paragons of humility. The only good thing to come out of this wankfest was the irrefutable evidence that wimminz footballers are inadequate in every respect and were, basically, shown up to a degree where even I felt embarrassed for them. Still, never mind love. There’s always shirts in need of ironing.

Link to the “all star” lineup

Nominated by – Field Marshal Cuntgomery

The Hypocritical Media

Hypocritical cunts, one and all ( but we already knew that)

Newspaper headlines today, Queens funeral plans leaked! Find the traitor, roars one publication. Questions must be asked, whines another. From whom? It’s all pap at its most hypocritical, because having denounced the leak as a ” traitor” what does our reporting industry do?

Yes, that’s right, publish the funeral plan in excruciating detail.

What a bunch of hypocritical cunts!

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest