Another cunting for the Concorde-nosed , idiotic little Norman Wisdom wanabee, Sadiq Khunt, who, inone of his innumerable TV appearances calls for crimes against wimminz to be categorised as “hate crimes”:

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If this cunt was to do his job properly, instead of playing to the gallery and being a social justice warrior and putting on the curry powder and Max Factor to have sofa chats, we might not have record levels of knife and gun crime in London and less murders.

This midget menace must be an inspiration to children – even if you are only 5ft tall you, too, can become “important”. If this is an example of Labour control, it makes you groan to think of what Dame Keir would do to fuck up the whole of Britain and not just London.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Crikey, it looks as though Bonfire Night’s arrived early. Stand back everyone; somebody went and put a match to the blue touch paper on Angela Rayner’s head and the firework duly ignited, showering sparks and foul-smelling smoke everywhere.

At what’s been described as a ‘drinks reception’ for Labour party faithful, the Deputy Leader launched into an intemperate rant against the Tories, labelling them as ‘racist, sexist, misogynistic… an absolute pile of banana republic, vile, nasty Etonian scum‘. **

Somebody will correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this the same Angela Rayner who in the past has railed against the abuse of politicians, and called for a kinder, gentler politics?

Minister Amanda Milling described the outburst as ‘shocking’ (no shit Sherlock), and has demanded an apology, which at the time of writing, the gobshite Rayner has declined to offer.

Labour leader Sir Keir Hardie has stated ‘that is not the language I would use‘, which is politico speak for ‘what the actual fucking fuck?’. I bet he was fizzing when he heard this, and would like to kick the barmy cow into the middle of next week.

Altogether now…
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Three cheers for Angela Rayner, helping to keep Labour unelectable.

**the choice of words differs slightly depending upon the source being referenced.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(There is a nom scheduled soon for Dame Keir Starmer – Day Admin)

Tradesmen who can’t or won’t keep their word

As cunters know I had a recent episode in hospital, getting better but slowly. I arranged for a plasterer and a floor layer to come to Cunty Towers to put up a new ceiling and a new floor. Agreed dates said day arrives.

Where’s said tradesman? Text and phone both no fucking response. This is starting to really boil my piss. No ceiling no floor. In other words, no fuck all. One fucking clown has fucked me around for six fucking weeks. He hasn’t rocked up to give me an estimated price yet!!!!

Guess who is going to get a fuck off you cunt when he deigns to call? When I was self employed I always made sure that I rang customer and verified date. Well, looks like three cunts are going to get one star reviews on trust pilot?

Nominated by: CuntyMort

(Cue guitar intro to Blue Oyster Cult… yeah! – Day Admin)

A rather short cunting for The Grim Reaper.

In the last week the following all round good eggs have died:
Sir Clive Sinclair (81), Jimmy Greaves (81) and John Challis (Boycie from Only Fools and Horses) (79).

Of course I didn’t know them personally and they might have been right swines on occasion but they were all good at what they did.

Many years ago Spectrum programming legend Jonathan Smith and Frank Sidebottom died within a week of each other. 2 of my teenage heroes gone. Dead.

It isn’t fair and it isn’t right that good people die too early. I wish I had a cloak of invisibility so I can evade this cunt for as long as possible.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

Yes I know you cunters will point out I’m in a penal colony and one should expect it as de rigueur.

Sick of the politics of my usual trade (min lab tech) I’ve been a carpenter’s TA for a couple of months now, honest physical work where my foul humour fits in nicely.

However of late tools have been disappearing , some owned by the 6 contractor companies on site most are personal property.

It’s fucking poor form, a decent hammer is $100+, a decent industrial drill with battery $300+ etcetera. Many of us only get paid $30-40 ph.

Whomever the cunt or cunts are, I’m assuming a meth head or hooked on the gee gees in a meeting has been warned by the chair warmers they’ll be kicked off site and handed over to plod when caught

But it’s up to us on the floor what we may do unto them beforehand. My father and stepfather were both in the RAN (Mum loved seamen), thieves got their hand caught in a hatch and or fell down a gangway.

A similar fate awaits this cunt if I catch him.

Dog cunt.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt