“You’ve lost that loving feeling”

Do you know something cunters, getting older is definitely a cunt, but this cunting is about finally admitting your sliding towards the coffin,

At the grand old age of 66 I’ve realised that Lady Quimson, is no longer the Rhodesian hottie I first met on holiday back in Beira in 1973, she was 19 and I was 18,

She was a real fuckable filly I must say, but 48 years later, those looks are gone, and after 50 years of smoking, her pukka looks like a map of the London Underground. And after 4 kids, even with her quite trim figure that lusting I had all those years ago have faded like cheap paint,

My cunting is a simple one, cherish your youth, because if you blink you’ll miss it, sex after 60 is pointless, enjoy it before you just want to be asleep before 9pm. (I’m sure our esteemed and Northumberland cad-about-town, Lord Dick Fiddler might have something to say about that – Day Admin)

(P.S, anyone using Viagra before the age of 60 is a fucking disgrace, keep the pork sword stiff)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

The BBC and their White Mischief are cunts.

It’s been said before on this esteemed website, but for clarity I’m going to repeat it: the BBC really are a crowd of steaming cunts with virtually no redeeming features.

I awoke early on Saturday 16th October and stupidly decided to switch on Radio 4. Just before the 6am news bulletin, they were hawking their programme called ‘White Mischief’. According to the Guardian, ‘it’s an absolute must hear’ but pointedly, they would ‘have liked, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how whiteness has structured our society’. Obviously, I haven’t listened to this barrel-load of faeces as I’d rather have electrodes attached to my genitals and they be plugged into the National Grid, but I can tell them that whiteness has structured British society because, err, Britain is (at the moment) a majority white country whose history was forged almost exclusively by white people over many, many centuries.

Moments later, the news headline was about a Briton of Somali descent who was responsible for the terrorist stabbing of Sir David Amess. On the back of this, I’m looking forward to hear the new BBC programme called ‘Multicultural Villainy’ with, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how mass immigration has ruined British society, and then chuckling at the Guardian’s twee review.

For those who fancy trying to keep their last meal down, here’s the link:

Guardian Link (wash your eyes afterwards)

The quicker this bunch of leeching, race-baiting, overpaid cunts are defunded and forced to fend for themselves the better. Fuck the BBC and fuck the Guardian. Fuck them both to the bottom of the sea.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

A nomination for the John Lewis home insurance advert, featuring a boy dressed up as a girl, wearing make-up, mincing around the house and causing havoc.
A so called ‘joyful ad’ where the kid ’embraces his inner Stevie Nicks’.
The little twerp wouldn’t know what to do if Stevie offered it to him on a plate.

Details of this bullshit found here:
https://www.adweek.com/creativity/john-lewis-joyful-ad-lets-a-boy-embrace-his-inner-stevie-nicks/

Nominated by: mystic maven

And this from Little Lord Fontlacunt

John Lewis Insurance is a cunt…..

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The recent John Lewis Insurance advert shows a boy dressed up in his mum’s clothes and makeup deliberately damaging the house as he dances through it whilst his mum and sister just sit there and watch agast.
The strap line of the advert is Let Life Happed.
Not only does this advert promote bad behaviour, it is also pushing the transgender indoctrination of children.
The advert is also totally misleading in that it would appear that deliberate damage cause by the boy would be covered as indicted by the strap line.
My wife, who is an insurance claims expert, contacted John Lewis Insurance and asked if deliberate damaged was covered as indicated in the advert because we have an autistic child who does this all the time and we can’t get cover (this was a lie as we have no kids). You could see the person attempt to type reply about ten times before the reply came back that no, deliberate damage is not covered.
Lady Fontlacunt said she would report the advert for false advertising to Ofcom.
This is just another example of companies and groups trying to normalise the LGBTP+ agenda. And yes P is now a legitimate gender in the eyes of Stonewall.
If you have kids,you need to inform yourself to protect them and I would suggest listening to Nolan Investigates on BBC Sounds with his in depth investigation of where this ideology has come from.

A woe is me cunting for this constantly teary idiot ex-footballer turned TV pundit, who claims to have blown £7 million on his gambling addiction.

Gambling addiction is real and can be incredibly destructive, I’ve seen it first hand with family members. But there comes a point where you have to just stop. You have to take responsibility for your actions and deal with them.

This fucker has had rehab after rehab, sympathy from the public for being ‘brave’ in not stopping gambling away his wife and kids’ home and even managed to keep his (estimated) £500k p.a. job at Sky throughout all this. He’s had much more support and financial clout to help him through this than 99% of hopeless gamblers.

He managed to get a new woman in his life and they saved a big deposit for a nice big house (not easy to do in your mid 50s unless you’ve got a very well paid job!)…only for this idiot to gamble it away.

I am sick to death of the media showing weak cunts like this and portraying them as brave. This fucker cries as soon as he starts talking of course.

Brave?

No. He needs to get a fucking grip and take responsibility for his life and responsibility for fucking up the lives of others due to being a weak cunt.

He now wants betting adverts banning etc. He may have a point. I think there are too many of them. But once again, he’s not accepting his responsibility. I’m sure his bosses at Sky (who pay his fucking wages by the way) are loving this weak willed cunt going on a rival channel (BBC), to try and ban their biggest sponsors from working with them!

Well, that is when he’s not crying and acting like a six year old girl who’s lost her favourite dolly. Brave? For not stopping ruining his and (more importantly) others’ lives?

Stop calling this cunt brave! He’s weak and doesn’t accept responsibility. A bad example to all.

Fuck off and boo boo (again)

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I know some ISAC readers are masochists as we have early morning postings on shit, or piles or some equally unpleasant aspect of the human body, so try this one on for size Ageing songster and dear friend of Anthony Blair, Cliff Richard is 81 tomorrow (October 15th).

In the dying days his 80th year the wizened old cunt has posed in swimming trunks for a calendar (probably a self named one, though it could be part of the BBCs “Antiques Roadshow” calendar):

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The old bugger must be demented – who wants to see an 80 year old practically naked?. I suppose Margaret Beckett might strum herself off over it, but nobody else, not even AnalEase.

Probably a pair of Tom Daley’s that he “found”. Be grateful I have spared you the photo which I daresay the money grubbing old shitstain has copyrighted.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs