Seconds out, round one *CLANG!*
Things are starting to look a bit tasty again across the water, following on from the sordid Covid-19 vaccination debacle across that blessed union.
Poland’s top court has ruled that the country’s national laws take precedence over those enacted in Brussels, which naturally has gone down like a shit sandwich as far as the bloated plutocracy of the EU is concerned.
Polish PM Mateusz Morawieki recently told the EU parliament that his nation would not bow to ‘European centralism’ (diplospeak for ‘fuck off’). Brussels responded with threats to withhold some £48 bill. in Covid-19 recovery funds from the Poles, which links payments to the enforcement of EU laws. Morawieki came back swinging, accusing the EU of ‘blackmail’ and threatening behaviour.
Meanwhile, president of the EU parliament David Sassoli landed a low blow of his own by threatening to sue the Commission if Ursula von de Leyen refuses to punish the Poles and ‘ensure that (EU) rules are enforced’. Oh dear, when good friends fall out…
‘Crisis talks’ have been called, and no doubt some sort of monumental fudge will ensue to try and preserve the pretence of friendship and unity, but in all likelihood it will actually please nobody. Still, they’ll all try to make out that it’s ‘all for one, and one for all’ in the jolly old EU, sharing and defending those ‘common values’ that von de Liar is always spouting off about.
Meanwhile, as a Brexiteer to my bones, I can only say…
BWHAA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, my poor aching sides…
Nominated by: Ron Knee




