Boris Johnson (15)

Boris Fucking-Johnson

Price cars beyond the reach of most people and force ,expensive heating systems onto people.

The man is a fucking maniac..his “world-leading,green revolution” is out of fucking control…how does he think that people can afford to pay for it all…and what’s the fucking point?

The rest of the World isn’t going to look at us living in our unheated homes and driving our Noddymobiles and think “Ah yes,that’s progress”..they’ll think,quite correctly,that we are fucking idiots..we have gas reserves,the nuclear option….but no,we’ll go for fucking overpriced energy sources that don’t do the job.

Overpopulation is a lot of the problem…perhaps Boris could “do his bit” by stopping breeding like a rabbit and taking a short drive with his whore in a clockwork car off Beachy Head…hopefully he might land on some of the illegal immigrants that he does so little to stop.

PS…before anyone starts with the ” but…but…Jeremy Corbyn” shite…Corbyn isn’t P.M. and even he would have struggled to match the sheer profligacy of Johnson..who,unlike Corbyn and his spending plans, kept remarkably quiet about his Green plans to send us all back to The Stone Age while making us pay for the privilege.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And endorsed by: Spanky Mc Spank

I have to second this nom, fat cunt Johnson is indeed a gold plated utter cunt who I wish would just fuck off and die.

The price of shopping is the highest I have seen for ages, petrol is now £1.40 a litre and the fat rat breeding cunt is raising tax by his sneaky NI rise. Energy prices are through the roof, the country is full of East Euro and Asian scroungers who take everything and give nothing and he wants me to fork out 30k for a fucking “heat pump” whatever the fuck that is.

I really wish this fat cunt would keel over and let someone else have a go, not that fucking Labour shower but someone in the Conservatives who has more of an idea and doesn’t think with their genitals.

Boris you are indeed a total turd flushing 100% total and utter cunt.


And on more about Boris this time from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

”COP26: PM warned over aid cuts ahead of climate summit”

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Yes, the climate bullshit rolls on. Now, not just bankrupting us to achieve fuck all in global terms (while China and co laugh their bollocks off) but using it as an excuse to keep pouring foreign aid money (which we havent got ) into shitholes.

The recipents being:
Pakistan £305M
Ethiopia £300M
Afghanistan £292M
Yemen £260M
Nigeria £258M
Bangladesh £256M
Syria. £223M

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/57362816

Anyone see a country that isnt a corrupt shihole? That doesnt pollute as a way of life? That isnt responsible for it’s misfortunes? That would actually use our money for good causes? Me neither.
Boris is a deluded cunt who seems to think running the country into the ground is worth it to save 2% of global emissions. And ‘senior government climate advisors’ want even more profligacy. Well, their public funded jobs depend on it dont they.

Expect Boris to fold. As usual.

Sequels Which Stink


My daughter recently gave me a bag of old dvds for her mother and I to watch then pass on to a charity shop once we’re done.
(Do charity shops accept Swedish schoolgirl lesbian porn DVDs? I’m asking for a friend – NA)

Last night we watched ‘Basic Instinct 2’, which left me asking of those responsible for this cringeworthy effort of a film, ‘are you joking, or what?’. There’s laughably bad plotting and dialogue. There are sex scenes more risible than raunchy, and acting performances so wooden as to resemble the efforts of a set of cricket stumps. All combine to make this a stand-out effort when it comes to the production of stink the place out sequels.

We know why they do it, of course. A studio lands itself a smash hit, and straight away the suits and bean-counters are looking to cash in with a sequel or sequels. This invariably results in an inferior re-tread of the original, which may end up exploiting the initial concept to the point where the audience’s credibility is stretched to the limit. Think ‘Jaws 3-D’, or ‘Die Hard; Die Harder Another Day With a Vengence’ or whatever the hell it was called.

The missus chipped in with a couple of her ‘favourites’ which have my complete endorsement, these being the shameful cash-in ‘Speed 2; Cruise Control’ and the shite ‘Independence Day’ follow-up.

I’ve come to the conclusion that any sequel to a much-loved film should be avoided like a dose of the clap. I prefer to remember the originals of ‘Die Hard’ and ‘The Matrix’ in all their glory, mentally consigning the follow-ups to the bargain bin in Tesco.

I’ll leave all connoisseurs of film sequel cuntitude with a reminder of my own ‘favourite’, the utter nadir that is ‘Grease 2’. Enjoy!

Don’t click this – you’ll thank me later.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Terrestrial TV

It’s very rare these days that I bother with any of the five terrestrial channels. Usually its the wife who might recommend something relatively normal and/or non woke, such as “The Repair Shop” (Although even that has started ticking the usual boxes as of late!)

I also watched some Euro2020 England matches 2 or 3 months back, but that was in the pub and only served as background noise.

There is Freeview/Freeview Play of course, which isn’t really free at all because according to their own website, you still need a TV licence. And by all accounts its quantity over quality, with repeats, soaps, daytime shite, adverts, and other familiar drivel.

I still have my TV licence, and quite often I think about dumping it for good. But I don’t fancy all the hassle from the Craptia goons and a constant stream of pointless “reminder” letters from the BBC.

Fortunately I can afford the licence fee for the moment, so I’ll just let that sleeping dog lie for a bit longer.

However, as an alternative I must say YouTube, and similar sites, have loads of really interesting channels that you can watch online or download and watch offline completely free.

In my case I’ve subscribed to channels like Edd China, Buzzfeed, Spicy Horror, various paranormal/ghost hunting channels, murder mystery channels, photography, DIY, computing and a few others.

All of them have massive playlists of videos that I download using a legal paid-for app, and I can watch them on my TV with no ad-breaks, no trailers, no announcer voice-overs or “what’s coming next”. Just pure entertainment of my own choosing.

Then there’s the other option of a good VPN and torrent sites to choose programmes you want to watch, which includes classic comedies, dramas, films etc. All of which come without ads, no wokeyfuckaboutery or censorship of hurty words/scenes.

It’s no wonder the BBC are so shit-scared of losing its licence because it knows it just cannot compete in the free market against subscription streamers like Amazon, Netflix, Virgin etc, and smaller players such as Tik-Tok, Instagram and You Tube.

I’ve downloaded about 600Gbs of YouTube videos alone over the last few weeks, which will last me for a good few months, with more to come. So much more satisfying watching stuff I want to watch and whenever I want, rather than being told and patronised by those old school cunts from the BBC, ITV and Channel 4/5.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Rishi Sunak [5]


This cunts wife is off the scale rich. Why would he want to be a political leader? Don’t get it. He has budget and responsibilities come with that and he acts like a creative accountant.

One thing for sure he is buying voters with Furlough. I’m not against furlough in the entirety, because it has saved people jobs which are of a relevant skill.

However, it’s saved too non-jobs jobs of useless cunts. One of my friends works in a betting office and has spent the last year and a half saving money… Mine and your money might I add. He has managed to save a healthy sum of money now, could potentially move out have children, learn a new profession… What has he done? Smoke dope for two years.

However, he comes across nicey nicey when in fact he is the working man’s/entrepenteurs enemy. He doesn’t have the balls to say get the fuck off benefits if you’re taking the piss/foreign aid budget needs to be completely cut and we actually need to invest in British Industry. Oh no he goes for pensioners on a manifesto promise. The guy is a turd.

Whats in the budget to help people into work today?

Absolutely fuck all. If you started a business in 2019 you’ve been fucked more than having a Russain Hamster in your arse through a tube.

Oh wow he has cut inheritance tax, means fuck all to people who don’t have shit does it Rishi? The guy seems like an absolute chancer.

Politics in this country is more stale than my nans pants since the Amercians Turnt up.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Muslim Council of Great Britain (2)

An ‘It’s all about them’ cunting for the Muslim Council of Britain.

Although they have managed to condemn the murder of MP David Amess, their main concern is hate crime. Yes, never mind their record of murder and atrocity worldwide, the murder of an MP going about his business, threats to teachers, raping of girls and all the rest, nobody must hurt their feelings.
Hate crime. And that will be any opinion expressed about their evil faith and practices. Even taking the piss out of their letter box women is Islamophobia.

”Britain’s leading Muslim organisation is to issue new guidance to help British Somalis and other individuals and mosques deal with any incidents of hatred emerging in the aftermath of Sir David Amess’s death.”

We know that the majority of the cunts will be indifferent to this atrocity and that a sizeable number will support it. But no criticism will be tolerated or the rainbow police car will be round your gaff.

Diversity is our strength.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble