I probably spelt his name wrong as I couldn’t be bothered to look it up. Then again I could have just put tennis cunt and everyone would know who l meant.

The cunt refuses to release his vaccination status – probably because his wife is a rampant anti-vaxxer who thinks covid is caused by 5G and he doesn’t want to piss her off by getting a jab.

So he tries to bullshit his way into Oz and end up in a deportation detention centre. Boo boo for him.

If the Aussies let him get away with this, then they are bigger cunts than he is. Deport the cunt and ban his re-entry for three years just like they do for ‘normal’ people.

No jab, no entry, no play. No exceptions. Just fuck off…

UPDATE: Just to add to my cunting of Covak whatsisname, the cunt has been given leave by the court to stay in Oz, so any player drawn against him should withdraw or stand there and just let him hit the ball.

Balls boys/girls should refuse to go on court with him.

Crowds should boo him every time he hits a stroke or comes on court.

Of course, none of this will happens because none of these moneygrubbing unprincipled cunts have the balls…

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Nominated by: Dioclese

A mystic into the future cunting for our lord and saviour – Suckdiq Khunt on this NYE night.

What a shitshow of a fireworks display of virtue signalling, arse licking , vote for me you liberal leftie cunts it’s going to be. I’m thinking massive thank you NHS and BLM mural firework banners.

The fucking drone display with some cunts face made on it , maybe Raducanu or some other effnick sportsperson. Actually we could see the dingy lot holding up sparklers as they float gently down the Thames to a 5* hotel.

Anyway London NYE fireworks display and Sadiq. What a cunt !!!

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

What a big load of stealthy cuntishness this is.
Just a glorified term for Congestion Charge, which Manchester voted against years ago.

On my way out of our town to do some shopping, I noticed the sign for it.
At first I wondered what it was, and later conducted a Google search.
The sign is that small, that it is a case of blink and you will miss it.
Unless this is the whole point.
Don’t see the sign, then you’ll pay a fine!
And I bet even with the extra income the roads will still be a shit show.

What makes me laugh is, as you leave Partington, and enter the Zone, a few hundred yards from the sign is a paper mill.
Keep travelling and you will pass Air Products, a gas fired power station, and lots of other industry, manufacturing sites, etc.
There’s irony for you.

Our councillor is a fucking traitorous, treasonous bitch.
Unfortunately, all the thick as pigshit, inbred, six fingered types, glad handing, bottom feeding, sycophants, will still crawl to her, saying that she is the best thing that happened to our town.

The best thing that could happen to our town is selective covid.
Fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Andy

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Superstitions are not only a cunt, they’re weird. This is something I Iearn anew every day, being married to an adorable but eccentrically superstitious woman.

Take today, 30th December, as a typical example. I recently sent off for a pair of shoes from Hotter. These duly arrived this morning, and I happened to put the parcel on the table. ‘What’s that?’ enquired ‘Er Indoors, and upon learning the contents of the parcel, promptly threw a wobbly. ‘Don’t put shoes on the table!’ she wails. ‘It’s bad luck!’. What the fuck?

Next up came the matter of putting up her new calendar. She loves to have one with sunny, colourful pictures by her side of the bed, so this year I got her one with cheery photos of bees and butterflies on flowers. Having nothing much else to do, I went to put this new one up, only to encounter wobbly number two. ‘No no!’ she started, ‘don’t put a new calendar up before New Year’. ‘Why on earth not?’ says I.’It’s bad luck’ says she.

Honestly, I fucking ask you. Putting shoes on a table or a new calendar up is ‘bad luck’. I mean, who thinks up this kind of nonsense in the first place? Whoever it is must be a right simple cunt, and the superstitions they foster as are a pile of cunt as well. Weird. Just weird.

Nominated by: Ron Knee