The wife’s not long back from Asda. As we were having a cuppa, she says “you know, I think I’ve seen it all now”.

“What’s that dear?” says I vaguely, trying to look at ‘Villa Talk’ on my laptop.

“They’re only selling what they call ‘limited edition’ toilet rolls. ‘Orange and bloody cranberry enriched’ they call it. ‘Unwrap the scent of the season’. I bloody ask you”.

“I trust that you declined to make a purchase dear” says I. “I much prefer to use ‘The Guardian’, as you know”.

“Very funny” says she, “but do you remember a while back when Walker’s (was it?) tried to flog chocolate covered crisps?. They’ll use Christmas to cash in on anything. It gets my goat”.

I know what she means. Talk about cynically trying to use the festive season to squeeze a buck until it squeaks. I mean, orange and cranberry bog roll. You wouldn’t wipe your arse on it.

Asda News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A simple and quick cunting for the IOC.

In their infinite wisdom they have decided that a bloke competing as a woman no longer has to have a lower testosterone level. anything goes.

It’s time for real women to split and have a separate Olympics.

Washington Post News Link

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

And supported by: Dark key cunt

Seconded if only because the IAAF have tried to fuck up Caster Semenya. She might look like a fella but she is a bird and is happy to be one.

Daily Mail News Link

I follow athletics a bit and they made some issues purely on 400m to 1500m, the distances Semenya was good at. They did this when CS was a world record holder at 800m, not the others.

This thing was the world record holder for the ‘women’s’ 400m for a while.

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Cunts.

For nearly two years now Oz and especially West Oz have had closed borders. That means no new foreigners and the ones already here have had time and no excuse not to learn English nor not to integrate (not assimilate) to the few basic social graces our antipodean society considers the norm,

I would point out South Viets, most Commonwealth folk Japanese, Koreans and some Euros adapt quickly.

Stop eyeballing me, it’s a challenge and I’ll react accordingly.

Stop standing so close, it’s creepy and annoying when you shout to you companion in your quacking language with your foul breath.

Walk on the left side of the path. Do you drive on the right side of the road when it takes your fancy?

Standing in front of the doors of a train (I will walk through you), pushing yourself to the front of the line and especially on the bus asking questions when there is all the relevant information on the stop post whilst every one else is either getting baked in the sun or getting rained upon.

Don’t be foul to service folk for no reason, their job sucks, they receive minimal recompense. You’ve no right to make their day harder.

If you were some muck a muck in the old country it doesn’t matter anymore here, you left your shithole for a better life, don’t bring your shit with you. Remember who’s face is on the coinage, Good Madge Bess not Xhite Jinprat.

If you came here on the wealth qualification don’t think you can get away with imposing the shit labour laws that made you rich in Shitholia upon us. We spent a thousand years creating the society everyone prefers to live in.

Just don’t be a cunt, Do you notice how many people from the dominions live in shitholes, not many and there all looking to rip the locals off, sex criminals or both.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

My local cuntcillors are 5 star, class one, Oscar winning cunts of the highest order if cuntdom.

I live in Partington, which is in Trafford, Manchester. It is a small place, unfortunately isolated from civilisation, that is expanding rapidly due to several, gigantic housing developments.

We have one road in and one road out.
We have an old railway line closed by that egregious avaricious twat beeching. If it was reopened, not only would it make a killing, but open up lots of opportunities for work, rest and play. Isolation for those without cars would be no more.

Oh but this is common sense. Why would this ever happen??!!

Instead our councillors like to focus on glad handing, bottom feeding, generating their own electorate, selective issues, etc.

One example of bullshittery was in recent times, a refurbishment of an old cobbled historic road. Granted there is history there on this unused piece of cobbles that is only several hundred yards long, but it doesn’t help improve road access, or build more primary schools, or undo decades of neglect, etc. You get the picture.

I also discovered that we will never have an Aldi built in our area, as Aldi themselves told me, that, allegedly, and I quote, Aldi is not a good fit for our area.

Fiddle dee dee, I forgot we can all afford to go shopping at Waitrose, M&S, Ocado, Sainsbury’s, etc.

Councillors….I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. And don’t get me started on the ignorant locals who befriend them and do things like administrate the local community website. A website where if you don’t think and say as they do, you get banned, and stalked

Those people are traitorous vermin.

Ahhh gone off on a tangent now…

Nominated by: Andy

As an unashamed atheistic moron I’m more than willing to put my face to the rubbish I spout and have my views challenged. After all, that’s how come anyone changes their mind on any subject.

For example I used to think that opium dens and such like ought to be wiped from the face of the earth UNTIL the wife of a conservative US president (Betty Ford) pointed out the false glamour of illicit bravado made that outcome LESS likely, pointing to some history in her own country to highlight the idea. Upon reflection I was persuaded to her point of view.

No-one thought Mrs Ford had shares in opium dens but even if you did you knew who she was and could challenge her ideas.

Nowa-woke-days it’s nothing of the sort. “Edgy” commentators prate their nonsense (whether I agree is immaterial here) with bags over their heads, with inane cartoon-like personæ or ridiculous pixelations as if they were ashamed of their opinions. I thought the woke were supposed to be out and proud of their (usually one-dimensional & imbecilic) opinions? So why hide in a zentai suit? It really does diminish the content, the content they’d intended to promote.

Unlike, if not the complete opposite of, this guy:

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Excalibur