Lent – another four-letter word

I don´t know if Protestants and other heretics observe Lent but it´s the only time I feel any sympathy with Moslems who fast for 30 days. That´s easy compared with what we Papes have to put up with. A minimum of 40 days and often it lasts longer. No drinking, no Internet porn, no arguing with wife, daily mass, fasting, giving my hard-earned cash to worthless scumbags. It´s all down there, chiselled in stone so I have no choice.

Still there´s Easter to look forward to – that is if it ever comes. An English Catholic writer called Caryll Houselander once said that she was surprised at how quickly Lent passed and hinted that it should be longer so we could enjoy our suffering more. She must have been on speed or something.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Interfering Wankers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/07/hailed-as-heroes-scottish-gardeners-who-rescued-trio-from-ukraine

These people who go barrelling into conflict zones to “do good” are a fucking liability…had they been shot or taken hostage no doubt there would have been a Twitter clamour to make them into national heroes…when,in fact, they have no business being there in the first place.

I’m afraid I also include in this Cunting those British people who have rushed to join in the fight against Russia…unless they have military experience,they will probably be nothing but a liability. Although I’m sure that some are doing it with the best of intentions,I suspect that some made hysterical claims on Facebook, or the like, and now find it difficult to back out.

These untrained and unprepared people are nothing but Terry Waite-types and idealistic fantasists in the main.

Nominated by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Identity: What does it mean to be Welsh?

Well, according to the BBC, black, innit.

This particular black family from London temporarily living in rural Wales were so Welsh that:

”It was difficult finding anyone who knew how to work with afro-textured hair so a hairdresser from over the border in Hereford would travel to see the family at home, her mother, who remains in the family home, found a man in Bristol who could order in Jamaican ingredients, and finding somewhere that stocked her favourite Caribbean drink sarsaparilla was a regular mission.”

Didnt think to try Cardiff were we have black people who are really Welsh not some London cunts looking for racism? Perhaps we should ship black hairdressers to Brecon cos she’s entitled, innit.

This fucker lived in Wales for 9 years. That does not make her Welsh. I have lived in England for longer than I lived in my birth country. That does not make me English. However, not being black, I have no problem with being asked where I am from.

Why do these cunts always have a chip on their shoulder?

No Welshism from English cunts please.

Chiggun. With faggots and peas. (culturally appropriated from the West Country)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60590685

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Thank fuck this silly tart has been released. Perhaps we won’t have to put up with her fucking husband giving his woe is me speech. I have no doubt she will go back to Iran at some point and the dozy cow will get arrested (again) and locked up again.

Suggestion for hubby, fucking grow a pair and tell her no more visits to the mad mullahs.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10618677/Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-released-Iran.html

Nominated by Cuntymort

Seconded by: Fuglyucker

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAVbbeq?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nazanine Razzy Ratcliff/ whatever the fuck is back, i have been sick of hearing this cunts name for the last 6 years, she,s back she wants a week of privacy to try and reconnect with her family and then she,s going to be ear fucking us all for the next 7 years im sure.

700 million pounds down and we have back our new immigrant who isnt even a Brit ffs, she has gone over to that fly blown shit hole, allegedly spied, spread propaganda [ all denied of course ] got locked up, no smoke without fire i think and now her husband, who has been spanking the monkey for 6 years is reunited [ i hope she is worth it] how long till the divorce i wonder.

This fucker will be on the news non stop, i wonder how long it will be before she announces she is going back there, money well spent, excuses about paying debts for tanks in the 70,s is how bungling Boris is spinning this story, add it to the council tax scare crow boy.

Well im so pleased we have her back, fucking ecstatic, ffs, welcome back to our new cunt…..

Making political statements at sporting events

It seems that the floodgates are now definitely open after the world of sport cowered to BLM and other woke causes in recent times.

“It’s not political, it’s a humanitarian issue,” they would cry.

Well this weekend, we’ve seen the Premier League (and other sporting events I’m sure) showing solidarity with the Ukraine.

Before you say I’m a cunt, you’re right. I am. However, I hope the Ukrainians kick the living shite out of Putin’s mob.

But it’s irrelevant. And this nom is aimed at political grandstanding in sport in general. Sporting events should not be used for political statements. Even if you or I agree with them.

First up, sport is an escape for many for a few hours. Escape from the stresses of life, which includes, I would guess, things like the threat of nuclear war of course! Or perhaps of the rise of stabby stabby in London. Or of the stresses the Rona caused us all.

But no. Let’s remind every cunt about a load of stressful shite when they’re just trying to get away from it all for a few hours.

Another reason is that eventually, they’ll campaign for a cause you strongly oppose.

Just get on with the game you fucking cunts. Nobody gives a shiny shite for your views.

Fuck off.

https://imbusiness.passle.net/post/102gbet/political-statements-and-professional-sport-where-is-the-line

Nominated by Cuntybollocks