For about a week, Rio Ferdinand seemed to stop educating us all. I was worried and becoming somewhat anxious, because we all need our regular fix of Rio’s wise words.
Well thankfully, he returned to form this weekend. Some of you meany-moos might suggest his job is to be a pundit on the football and only the football. Pah! That’s soooo 2010!
Rio knows everything about everything, to the point he feels he should educate us all on everything from race relations, politics, gambling and sexuality. Thank goodness he can’t help himself in helping us all in becoming better educated.
So thank goodness this weekend, that he used practically the entire pre game build up and half time ‘analysis’ to talk about the gayness.
Yes, after BT Sport had started their Saturday lunchtime show with a double entendre filled monologue from a drag queen (‘They go down easy’ etc.), Rio then interviewed what I think was a woman. Rio then said it would be great if kids felt like they could ask about gay sexuality after asking about the rainbow laces.
Indeed, what is wrong with little Johnny finding out his team, whose miniature kit he wears to bed, are celebrating a man sticking his nob up another man’s shitter?
Get your priorities right, you bigots!
I for one am grateful for Professor Rio’s and BT Sport’s fine edumakashuns.
(There must be a way of finding out what his actual academic qualifications are. It would be fun to know. – NA)
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
I think he won a scholarship and attended the Central School of Ballet in the Smoke.
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Carlsberg don’t do vacuous, low IQ, race baiting, virtue signalling, box ticking, ex football cunts – but if they did…
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Head of fruit research at fyffe university.
😁
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Can a knighthood for services to education be all that far off?
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Lewis Hamilton has just received his long overdue knighthood.
I believe the gong was for services to fighting racism, hair transplants and for permanent access to the fastest Scalextric car.
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He got it from Jug Ears instead of Her Maj so it’s not a real one… 😜
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He has also had a bollocking for not attending a mandatory F1 event, not what you expect from a knight of the realm 😂
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The man from Fyffe’s – he says… “innit”
Afternoon Mis
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Afternoon Herman 👍
Footballers aren’t typically known as scholars are they?
I know Cantona did a book of poetry, but hes the exception to the rule.
Usually thick as fuck arent they?
Wonder if Rio will find the cure for cancer?
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Totally agree Mis. Thick as fuck as surely as the sun rises in the east.
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A CSE in RE used to be enough to earn you the nickname “the professor” in your typical Conference team.
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MNC@ – When he was offered the position he was so pleased he “went bananas” 😃
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A futballer with an eddidkashion. Fank gudness we haf sumone to tell us what to fink.
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With apologies to Molesworth.
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Rio certainly knows how to put on a self righteous show. Who can forget that tear jerking documentary about his wife who died of cancer, what a great mother she was etc etc.
Well she had to be a great mother because her husband was out every night banging half the slags in Manchester.
Educate us about that Rio you steaming great fucking fake.
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FtF@ – Correct – he must have really felt the love for his terminally ill Wife as he was climbing off every bike in Stretford..
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Hmm – methinks Rio is as talented, intelligent and “qualified” as Kehinde Andrews.
I would love to be in a studio with him for thirty seconds – “shut you you chippy cunt before I knock you through that fucking wall – and don’t wait for your boyfriend Lineker to save you – not for the first time he is hiding behind a defender shitting his pants”!
I probably wouldn’t be offered a permanent position..
And to those awful Leeds types who trashed his Leeds bar when he signed for Manchester United and cost him a fortune – that was very naughty of you! 😃
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He is a massive cunt, hardly a role model for anyone other that cunts, along with many other pundits he should go on a basic English course, EFL.
You think cunt go and educate yourself
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I look forward to the Professor lecturing/educating the Emir of Qatar, to whom he is obviously on first-name terms with Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani now that the country will be hosting the 2022 World Cup.
Rio can educate the Emir on racism, modern slavery, sexism, misogynism and homophobia. He can then ask old Tammy why his country is all of these things?
With a bit of luck Rio may find himself locked up in a dank dirty Qatari cell for 30 years, and suffer a regular whipping with a cat ‘o’ nine tails for being so insulting to the Great Emir!
Over to you, Prof
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Probably enjoys a bit of bumming himself….I suspect his gob went wonky when Sol Campbell dislocated Rio’s jaw by ramming his Mandingo-pole down his throat…either that or that shitty-knickered old alcoholic Sir Alex Ferguson teabagged the Cunt thinking that he was Posh Spice…who takes it up the shitter apparently.
(You should consider a career as an author, Dick. Your visionary writing reminds me of Hercule Poirot. – Day Admin)
(Erm, Hercule Poirot is a fictional Belgian detective. Which of his writings does Dick remind you of exactly? – NA)
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DF@ – You have just described one of jellyfish Johnsons lockdown parties!
Well attended by the BBC apparently..
(If you want something sordid, degrading and highly irregular, hang onto your seat for the 5:15 nomination later this afternoon. Pure filth, which is highly surprising given the angelic nature of the author! – Day Admin)
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DA@ – “pure filth”? Have you been filming through the holes in my cave wall again?
(Regrettably, Vern, the filth from the author in question lies even deeper than your squalid little hovel – Day Admin)
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I wonder if its Miles nom?
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I bet David does too…
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@ Day Admin – did you not receive a complementary copy of Dick’s self published book, titled:
‘The Cunting Postman Had Fucking Well Better Not Ring Twice If He Bloody Well Knows What’s Good For Him, Bastardising Wanker’
Unavailable in all good book shops now.
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He’s a Wembley sized cunt.
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Professor of Twatness
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Let’s also not forget St Rio’s starring role in a sex tape of him shagging some slag in a hotel room filmed by Frank Lampard and Kieron Dyer.
And the time he called Chris Moyles a “fa**ot on live radio and calling Ashley Cole a “choc ice” on Twitter.
Oh yes, I really need educating about racism and homophobia by Professor Rio.
Massive hypocrite cunt!
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He’s got form as a cunt then.
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A slapper being spit roasted and video taped by a gang of Premier League footballers in an Ayia Napa hotel room was a rite of passage back in the late 90’s!.
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When you see who they select as role models for the youth, you can see the agenda they want to push.
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You may recall Rio being banned for over year for missing a drugs test during his playing days.
He said it was a simple mistake at the time.
He missed many important games for Utd and England
The rumours at the time was that he didn’t want the test as it would show he had an STD and he didn’t want his then alive-and-kicking wife finding out.
If it’s true, it would seem to fit his persona to a tea
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Easy solution:
Stop watching football.
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Professor Rio ( B. Dick).
Bachelor of cock I believe.
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John Terry is a cunt, but I recall Rio’s brother trying to get Terry done for calling him a black cunt during a game. I think they proved he didn’t say that (even a dark key on the pitch at the time was a witness on his behalf to say he didn’t say that).
The Ferdinands have form for ‘dat be raciss n sheet’ bollocks.
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When the revolution comes he will be hung from a tree
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If you are given any academic or status award without doing any hard work, then you should know it’s not worth shit and you are egotistic status cunt for accepting it.
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