Welcome to our latest member of the arse ticklers, faggots, fan club and why is it we have all these cunts who are determined to label themselves as damaged in some way, shape or form, its obviously attention seeking, to try and boost his value as a player[let hope for his sake he can deliver the goods on the pitch],

Needless to say the ubacunt Garry wingnut Liniker has come out in favour of the hemeroid harasser, anything to get some tv footage of his funny fucking face.

Not being a football hoolie sorry fan myself i cant say for sure the kind of reception he,s going to get for coming out as a chutney ferret, until of coarse he fucks up and misses a goal, then I’m sure effigies are going to be burned in the car park and he,s going to be offensive chats and songs from the stands.

We will then see him in tears and ubacunt Gary will be on the telly again saying how disgusted he is that not everyone is onboard with accepting whatever perversion comes down the road next.

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Just when you thought the mad world couldn’t get any madder, some woke cunt comes along and decides to rewrite traditional nursery rhymes apparently so they could be kinder to animals. All courtesy of animal rights group PETA.

To quote PETA “And in the same way old songs and fairy tales have been given much-needed makeovers to replace racist, sexist, and otherwise insensitive language, we should make sure nursery rhymes are relevant for kids today and don’t encourage speciesism, cruelty to animals, or fear of them.”

Let’s examine that

Baa Baa black sheep wants to keep all his wool. ‘Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool. No sir no sir that’s not cool’. Point one : wool doesn’t even rhyme with cool.
Point two: if you don’t sheer the shhep, the poor cunt is fucked by the weight of it.

And little Miss Muffett’s spider isn’t an animal. It’s an arachnid so fucking get it right you uneducated arseholes.

And this little piggy is Vegan, ignoring that pigs are vegetarians in any case.

Pink Floyd summed it up beautifully when they wrote “leave our kids alone”

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That fucking prick in the US who wants to go and shoot a load of innocent people with children. What’s the point?

What makes me even more annoyed is the people who say Trump is to blame.

How can they link Trump to this?

Frankly I agree with the second amendment, it would be quite easy to ask all normal people to keep their guns at a gun range as automatic or semi-automatic weapons (Just as what the UK does with country bumkins in country do with clay pigeon shooting).

No way on earth should they give up their right to bare arms. We have given up way too many of our civil liberties in this country. I’m fucking pissed off with this shit reaching our shores, got a fucking problem speak about it..

If you feel you need to coup it up see a shrink.

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Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

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On a similar note, here’s one from Gutstick Japseye

American school shootings.

Land of the free, home of the school massacre. Yesterday, another unbalanced piece of shit walked into a school in Texas and murdered a load of children and a couple of teachers.

This being the second spree killing this month, with some far right mentalist carried out what can only be described as an assault on a supermarket, where he singled out black shoppers and murdered them.

He unfortunately survived, and left no ambiguity of his actions, siting Anders Breivik and other far right maniacs as role models. I hope he gets the chair, and a malfunction means it takes a painful fifteen minutes to die, the cunt.

Yesterday’s massacre was carried out by the usual suspect, young lad with obvious mental problems, a loner, weirdo and incel looking motherfucker.

For his eighteenth birthday he popped out to his local store and LEGALLY bought two assault rifles. What the actual fuck?

Apparently it’s perfectly legal to sell assault weapons to 18 year olds, but they have to wait until they are 21 before they can buy a handgun. Or a beer. Imagine that, they don’t think you’re mature enough to buy a beer, but AR15s? No problem.

While anyone with anything resembling a soul in America thinks why do we allow this to happen, the gun nuts are already on the offensive. Like this turd.

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On average, twelve children are shot and killed in America every day. I can’t understand how this is allowed to happen and I’m not a parent, so how the fuck can anyone square this fucking circle?

I’m sure the loonies will say their right to bear arms protects them from the Gov’mint, but who the fuck protects normal people from them? Surely somebody’s right to life is more important than some dickless cunt who thinks he’s fucking Rambo.

I wonder how many of the pro gun lobby, the NRA, and all the other cunts who think it’s a god given right to buy firearms easier than alcohol are against abortion and planned parenthood?

(Keep it nice and civil please, ladies, gents and things. Thanks – Day Admin)

Boris Becker is a cunt.

The ‘temperamental’ German tennis star is apparently whinging about how he doesn’t like the grub in Wandsworth Prison. Oh dear. Shouldn’t be on the fiddle then, you sausage eating goose stepping cunt.

Still, there could be way out of it yet for Boris. He could take the classic Kraut option, and have a cyanide pill up his jacksie. Or he could ask for a transfer to Spandau. He could have Rudi Hess’s old cell. Gott in fockink himmel!

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Nominated by: Norman