I love a bit of pork ! And I used to love a bag of pork scratchings with a pint down the pub.

Sadly for me however, is that this traditional snack seems to have followed modern trends. Eg fucking about with something that was good as it was in order to try and cater for every Cunts different tastes.

These days you are offered a choice.
Would sir like barbecue? Or chilli? Salt and vinegar or maybe a porky puff.

For crying out loud can I just have a bag of pork scratchings!!
Please.

Dry roast sir. “Fuck off cunt and give me a bag of nuts.

Would sir like dry roast ? Etc
Hope you get the picture and why it’s a Cunt.

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Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

I’m seeing a lot of this kind of story, where people are being put onto pre-payment meters without warning etc.

Often, if you delve a bit deeper, the ‘victim’ is almost always in arrears, usually substantial ones, which makes it hard to be sympathetic.

This cunting is about smart meters, which have been more or less forced on people, not because it helps the customer (us) budget better, but so they could do this, forced pre-payment, more easily.

Fortunately, energy companies are now on a warning that this is a last resort, not the first step, and they must demonstrate good faith attempts to recoup arrears with sensible payment plans.

Yeah! I’ll believe that when in comes in pink as well as blue!

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Once again woke infects British life.

Old jug ears wants to put “refugees and The NHS” at the centre of his coronation. If he made it a point to highlight how one has a negative impact on the other; what with imported disease, terrorism, being injured from sitting in a dinghy and violent crime – not to mention costly births from the breeding of these people, then I’d be right behind him.

The fact I know someone at death’s door with cancer, yet struggles to get a doctors appointment shows the NHS needs reform and the immediate sacking of managers. Hardly something to be celebrated right now.

Can’t the powers that be know all we want to do is wave a Union Flag, enjoy the pomp and ceremony, have a bank holiday and piss up?! Or rant at how we hate The Monarchy. It’s our choice; stop ramming this shit down our throats!

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Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

And seconded by : Cuntologist

May I be so bold as to second this.

It looks like we’re in for three days of coronation events (pure guff) on Saturday May 6, Sunday May 7 and Monday May 8.

The Sun threatens that they’ll be rolling out Brian May, the Spice Girls, Ed Sheeran and more.

Talk TV mentioned that there might be some events around the NHS, refugees and LGBTQ+.

Why stop there? Why not have Klaus Schwab in a duet with Elton? Please fgs, no to all this.

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Just go to the Abbey/Church/Cathedral, whatever, says your vows, let the Archbishop say his mumbo jumbo and stick the crown on – done.

Could be done in 1 hour tops; 10 mins slow drive there or even better use a kick scooter, 40 mins mumbo jumbo ritual, then back to Buck Pal. Now that is what I call a pared back coronation.

Talk TV said Harry might even end up commentating on the coronation on NBC or some other US channel. What about our mental health?!

Tessa ‘I’m a Doctor, don’t you know’ Dunlop is, so I’m told, a historian, journalist and broadcaster.

She’s also seemly ubiquitous, popping up just about anywhere in the media these days to give us her considered opinion on any subject under the sun (often, quite coincidentally, with a new book to punt at the same time; who’d have thought it).

Now that’s fair enough, I suppose, but what really grates on me about this professional gobshite is her attitude. She’s very often rude, condescending, and sometimes downright loud and aggressive to anyone who has the temerity to disagree with her. Here she is in full on ‘passive-aggressive’ mode with that most affable of presenters, Laurence Fox;

Now just imagine her outrage, and that of the sisterhood, if the roles here had been reversed. You’d have heard the cries of ‘bullying!!’ and ‘misogyny!!’ from here to Timbuktu. A bit of misandry and spite against the mild-mannered and inoffensive Fox is alright though.

Dunlop is obviously an educated woman, but all too often, her ‘go to’ method in any discussion is to bluster and abuse when she can’t get her way. If I tune in to anything these days and find that she’s ‘one of the panel’, it’s an instant turn-off for me. Life’s too short to watch some loud and unpleasant cow getting her knickers in a twist.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Rishi promised to stop the small boats, well 2023 is here and so are the boats, hundreds have arrive since the new year, it’s not going well.

To the substance of the cunting, an Afghan cunt who arrived claiming to be 14, real age 19/20, has been convicted of murder after stabbing someone in Bournemouth, it was also revealed that this cunt had shot and killed two people in Serbia.

How many more are already here with similar backgrounds and how many more incidents will it take before these cunts are just removed, no claim accepted, no appeal allowed.

It appears that he tried his luck in Norway and was told to fuck off, we are just fucking mugs.

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Nominated by : Sick of it