UK Brain Drain

As some regulars on here may already recall, over the last few months my wife and I have been looking at our options of emigrating abroad.

It’s been a hard decision to make, especially after moving from Birmingham to the relative calm and tranquillity of the Lake District – far removed from the woke, virtue-signalling, multi-culturalism and diversity of the big cities.

However, even Cumbria won’t be free from such nightmarish distractions as there is ever more demand from the Islington Woke Mob to make sure the length and breadth of England offers itself up to international inclusion and diversity (Islington and other rich areas of the South East excluded of course.)

On top of all that we have a Left-leaning so-called Tory government offering rich rewards for bone-idle cunts and migrants while taxing the workers and the socially & fiscally responsible.

Not only that but they have crawled up Greta’s shitty arsehole and made Net Zero its number one priority and at all costs, regardless of what most people think otherwise.

And it also hates the self-employed and the whole entrepreneurial spirit – which up until 2019 was one of the Tory policy totems. Instead it throws more bureaucracy and taxation at us and more or less killing off small and medium enterprising businesses.

We’re going to try our luck in Denmark in early April – at least for the first 90 days before having to apply for a visa. Residency in the country is quite tough for countries outside of the EU, but there seems to be many IT vacancies up for grabs that tick my particular boxes , so perhaps that might be enough.

I’m not saying Denmark is the perfect haven because it certainly isn’t. It has similar problems to most other EU countries and of course the UK, but to a far lesser degree.

But it would seem I am not alone in thinking the UK is finished. Thousands upon thousands professional and semi-professional people are leaving these shores and heading either to the EU or the States/Canada. Some of this is down to Brexit, and some down to similar reasons to my own.

And yet the government is totally oblivious in doing anything about this mass exodus. Instead it seems to be lowering the bar until its touching the fucking ground and all you’ll have is cheap labour at cheap prices at unskilled jobs.

To paraphrase Ruff Tuff (and others) – This country is well and truly fucked, and our politicians do not seem to give two shits about it!

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Nominated by Technocunt

Jack Johnson (2) – David Beckham Wannabe

(Johnson is on the right just in case you couldn’t spot the difference – Day Admin)

Driving Mr. David.

Does this bellend, despite umpteen surgical and cosmetic procedures, look anything like David Beckham?

It’s a change from the overly tattooed, split-tongued, horned head/noseless/cropped eared cunts I like to share with you, but my God, he must have hamsters whirling the wheel in the cavity where his brain would normally be. What an utter fucking cunt.

(Thanks to Viz)

Derby Telegraph

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Cadbury’s Creme Eggs

Cadbury’s Creme Eggs are absolutely revolting. I can attest to this, having just taken a bite out of one for the first and (I hasten to add) last time in my life.

The wife and I had just finished a superb fish supper each, as she calls it, and had settled back with a cuppa. ‘Do you want a creme egg?’ says she. ‘No thanks’ says I, ‘I hate them’. ‘But you’ve never tried one, so how can you know?’ she comes back.

Now I’ll admit that there’s logic in this, although in response, I’ll state that my decision is based on the mere look of the things. Anyway, for some reason I can’t really fathom, this time I said ‘oh go on then, throw one over’.

I really wish that I hadn’t. One bite was enough. Cadbury’s chocolate normally isn’t bad, but the choc shell on this egg didn’t taste like Cadbury’s; it tasted like a sort of grainy plastic as it melted. As for the inside… a sickly, icky goo, with the texture of toothpaste mixed with too much sugar. Much too much sugar.

‘Yccccch!’ was my immediate response, as I fled to spit this abomination out. ‘I take it you’re not impressed then’ says the missus upon my return.

Impressed? Fuck me, do people actually pay for this shit?

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Nominated By: Ron Knee

Sneaky Government Consultations

Sneaky Government Consultations ( this one ends today for those interested ,link included below for those wishing to oppose)

There is a consultation that concludes today, about the Governments plans to introduce a massive database holding all sorts of personal information. The idea is that we will all benefit from this streamlined system, but others may think, like me, that it is a way of making people’s personal information open to exploitation or will be used to penalise people who have the “wrong” ideas about things, also would be a goldmine to an IT proficient criminal.

As well as disagreeing with the thing itself, I have noticed over the last few years that i only seem to become aware of these consultations at the very last minute, and they run for only a short time – in this instance just 8 weeks. I consider myself fairly well informed and above average intelligence but somehow these things almost pass me by every time. I have probably missed others. I’m not sure that 8 weeks is long enough to consider such a matter, and if it should really be put to people in a referendum..

Anyway, my point is, it is like the cunts don’t really want anyone to know about it, so it should really be called something else, not a consultation! Like a shifty sneaky bag of cunt, for instance.

Together Declaration

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Owen Jones (24)


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