Self Checkout Chuggers (4)

Now I began to notice this last year at Tesco’s when using the self service machines.

I have finished scanning my items, time to pay, up pops would you like to donate to said charity. Your total has been rounded up to the nearest pound, press yes or no.

Is there no escape from this anymore, tv is full of commercials give money to this or that.

I wonder how many people have accidentally hit yes?

I don’t know about other supermarkets doing this but I suppose its just a matter of time.

Mr Tesco can I just pay for my shopping in peace please.

Essex Live

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

Eleanor Williams.

A white girl raped and beaten by an
Asian grooming gang then cruelly beaten.
Sold at auction in Amsterdam,
The community was outraged.

A protest was organised.
This wouldn’t go unanswered.
Enough was enough.
Windows were put through.
Threats were made.
Death threats.

Accept Eleanor made it up.
She had a history of it.
Those photos of her battered and bruised?
Seems she hit herself in the face with a hammer.

Men’s lived ruined,
All for a bit of attention.
What a cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

Drivers who don’t clear snow off their cars.

‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told
Natasha Meek
Sun, 12 March 2023 at 10:38 am GMT·1-min read
‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told (Image: West Yorkshire Police)
‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told (Image: West Yorkshire Police)
A police officer has revealed an insight into his busy shift in the Happy Valley this weekend.

Section Officer (SO) Pete Chapman works across Calderdale for West Yorkshire Police.

Saturday saw him deal with reports of a hate crime, one threat to commit suicide, and three crashes.

He also spoke about what he called “the classic for today”.

SO Chapman stopped the driver of a Dacia Sandero which was covered in a thick layer of snow.

There was just a small section at the top left of the windscreen where the driver could see outside the car.

The driver reportedly told him: “Officer I’m not going to lie to you, I was going to stop and clear it when I found somewhere safe to stop.”

“I believe you. NOT,” the police officer later told his Twitter followers.

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: The car was covered in snow
Bradford Telegraph and Argus: The car was covered in snow
The car was covered in snow (Image: West Yorkshire Police)

What are the rules on driving with snow on your car?
The Highway Code says those driving in adverse weather conditions must, by law, be able to see out of every glass panel in the vehicle.

This falls under section 41D of the Road Traffic Act 1988, meaning drivers are legally required to have a clear view of the road ahead before hitting the road.

Drivers could not only face a fine for failing to do this, but also place their life and those around them at risk of danger.

The law also covers drivers making sure their windscreen is de-iced on the outside and thoroughly demisted inside the vehicle.

The picture says it all about the driver, Uber cunt, no lazy lying Uber cunt, WTF.

I bet she/he is a cyclist but due to the snow decided to take the car and with her/his usual cyclist attitude thought fuck clearing the snow I will take a chance.

She/he should be named & shamed with a photo of her/him stood next to her/his car for all to see.

A massive fine & banned for a year should teach her/him a lesson, and be sent to their local tattooist to have ‘I’m a CUNT’ tattooed on her/his forehead.

Telegraph and Argus

Nominated by Dirty Harriet.

Emal Kochai – Deported Afghan Rapist

Emal Kochai is a cunt, isn’t he

Who’s this swarthy-looking creep? He’s an Afgan who was 15 years old when he arrived in the UK and was eventually taken in by a foster family in Berkshire. In 2014, he was jailed after being found guilty of raping a 12-year-old girl in Reading.and was returned to Afghanistan in 2019 having served only half of his nine-year sentence.

He has somehow managed to make it all the way back to Northern France after presumably turning up his nose at every safe country along the way. Last week, he tried to board a dinghy, but was thwarted. It’s only a matter of time before he’s setting foot on British soil again.

What a journey: From raping a 12-year-old schoolgirl to a heated hotel swimming pool.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Perhaps Gary Lineker could look after him for a couple of years? – Day Admin)

Shitty Landlords in Shitty Tower Hamlets


The BBC has served us up with a tasty morsel today.
A 41 year old man died earlier this month when fire broke out in a three room flat in Tower Hamlets. There were between 18 and 21 people sleeping in the flat ffs! Needless to say, the residents were of a dusky hue.

Of course, we now have the finger pointing. The illustrious Tower Hamlet Council were warned of the situation several years ago but action came there none.

However , my main target for this cunting is the landlord. Speaking through a translator ( draw your own conclusions), he said that he was unaware of the conditions in the flat he had let it to threes people.

The place contained numerous bunk beds ,it resembles a WW2 submarine.
I am now waiting for compensation claims to develop and David Lammy to announce the the chap who died was his friend.

Bbc news
(Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by: Guzziguy