This deluded, two-faced cunt left Liverpool FC, chasing the big money in the Middle East less than 6 months ago, and signed a 3 year contract worth millions and would have been totally tax free after 2 years into the deal.

However, after less than 4 months playing for Al-Ettifaq (managed by that other money-chasing former Scouser, Steven Gerrard, who is managing the club to relegation!) Henderson wants to return to the cushy world of EPL football, because he can’t “settle” in the Middle East.

Don’t forget, this is the same virtue signalling cunt, who wore Rainbow armbands and boot laces, and pushed all sorts of woke agenda while playing for the ‘Pool.

He then forgets all that moralising and fucks off to the Middle East chasing the big money – a Middle East who frown on all things Alphabet, even to the point of publicly flogging gays & transformers. And yet during his time there he never criticised these archaic laws, and as far as we can tell never wore those very same armbands or laces during his time playing for the club. Funny that!

Anyway, he wants to return home where the grass is greener and woke issues more accommodating and far less dangerous.

Liverpool have told him to fuck off. I just hope the cunt is hit with a massive tax bill and ends up playing for Salford FC.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Technocunt.

And Barry zuckercunt is of the same mind with this

What a monumental cunt Jordan Henderson is..

The bandwagon jumping, virtual signalling, armband wearing prick is regretting signing to play in Saudi Arabia.

Suddenly realising that it hot over there, and playing in front of crowds that would embarrass a national league side.
The woke wanker wants out.

Maybe Jordan can use his money and influence to force a change to Saudi Arabia’s stance on homosexuality.
Perhaps by wearing a rainbow armband?

Nah just keep cashing those £350,000 a week cheques.
And get this he lives in Bahrain,were it’s a little more Liberal..

Here’s hoping the Saudis force him to see out his contact, or a miss functioning reaper drone mistakes him for a Houthi rebel..

I imagine the little turd will be back soon enough, and be front and centre in wokegates wankers quest for mediocrity.

Daily Mail

 
A third helping of dung for this turd from Norman below.

Jordan Henderson. What a cunt

Accepts a big money move to Saudi. Don’t blame him for that, playing against shit opposition for obscene amounts of money. Nice work if you can get it. Only thing is, Henderson always made out he was a woke crusader for poofters. Who would never go to a place where his fairy pals were treated so badly. So that alone shows that he would sell his soul and his grandmother if the price was right.

But recently he has issued a grovelling apology to the LGBTQ ‘community’ for treading on their delicate deviant tootsies

Henderson gushed, “My beliefs haven’t changed and they never will’.

Beliefs? Pretending to approve of sodomites just to appear woke? Absolutely laughable. It has nothing to do with beliefs. Also, he gladly went to to a place where that sort of thing is illegal. So, he really doesn’t believe in it at all, does he? He’s took the petrodollars and is still playing the phag card. Talk about having your cake and eating it. I wonder, will Henderson give back all the money he’s been paid by the Saudis in protest because of his botty bashing friends? No, of course he hasn’t. Like all woke cunts, his double standards and selectiveness make the stomach turn. Lineker lecturing us about how evil Qatar is, while lapping up their hospitality and perks. And Henderson is just as bad.

Japanese are weirdos, and this proves it.

Maybe it’s an effect from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or their parents are a tad too tolerant.

I’ll tell you this. If the Lass tried to walk out of my house dressed like some of these cunts, I’d have stopped her, for her own safety, because some twat would have had a go, for sure.

Ranker

Anyway, judge for yourselves.
Number 9 rang a bell.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Number 19 looks fucking rough! And don’t forget some of these cunts like dressing up as dogs! – Day Admin)

For my second cunting, I should like to nominate the Christmas episode of Dr. Who, The Church On Ruby Road, starring the latest actor to play the role, the fruity gentleman, Ncuti Gatwa. I believe he comes from Cleckheaton. The Gatwa’s from the West Riding of Yorkshire – long established family.

I have been a fan of sci-fi since the sixties, when I was a lad watching those first episodes of the original Star Trek and marvelling. Dr. Who was a constant during my adolescence and the splendid Jon Pertwee was “my” doctor. The fact that he had the delicious Katy Manning and the fragrant Elizabeth Sladen as his “assistants” certainly helped. There are, I believe, some terrific naked photos of the lovely Katy on the interweb…… get hunting ISAC’ers. After Pertwee left, my interest waned.

When the show was rebooted in 2005, Christopher Ecclestone then David Tennant brought the old Doctor back to life and there were some terrific episodes. Inevitably, the decline set in – Matt Smith was poor, Peter Capaldi got some right duff scripts, but the nadir was reached with Jodie Whitaker. Chris Chibnall wrote utter wokey, preachy, bollocks week after week. It was unwatchable tosh. Even the attempt to “lez” it up a bit failed to pique my interest. As an aside, should anyone try to convince you that Bradley Walsh is an actor, they are a right cunt.

Then “showrunner”, Russell T. Davis returned, as did Tennant. Cue three, very enjoyable, episodes albeit with some preaching and a bit of transbumderism. So, to the Christmas Special……. where to start:-

The script was awful and the plotting all over the shop. Baby eating goblins…. in a flying galleon led by, what one can only assume, is Jabba The Hutt’s more corpulent and infinitely more cannibalistic brother. The new assistant, Millie Gibson, whilst being easy on the eye, could not act her way out of a paper bag. As for Cunti, the best that can be said is that he has nice white teeth. The late, great, Roger Moore, acted with his left eyebrow, this fellow is a teeth actor.

Being Russell T. Davis, the wokery was also present in abundance. Mentally ill bloke who thinks he is a woman – tick. Transbumderism covered. Mixed race family – tick. This with the added bonus of the white girl (Gibson) having been adopted by a single (naturally) black woman. I would love to see the statistics on that adoption profile! I’m guessing I wouldn’t need many fingers to count them up.

So, in summary, it was utter, utter, shite. The MSM have fallen over themselves to praise this crock of steaming ordure. One of the less OTT links is below.

MSN

Nominated by: Ritchie’s Plectrum

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. It seems that with the arrival of the new year, one of Hollywood’s A+listers is planning a major relaunch of her already glittering career. Never one to rest on past triumphs, Meghan Markle is now about to launch on a project to put herself in charge behind the camera as well as in front of it. I’m joined now from LA by her p.r. guru, Max Asshatt, to discuss this exciting development. Welcome”

“Howdy Ron. Great to speak to y’all over in little ol’ UK England”

“Er…yes. So Max, what are the plans then?”

“Well, the Doochess reckons it’s time to put her massive talent to use from the director’s chair, helpin’ other actors to benefit from her own wealth of experience”

“Indeed. So could you talk us through the possibilities then?”

“Y’know, nuthin’s actually defin-ite yet. Ah mean, it’s kinda awkward workin’ out a schedule, bearin’ in mind the Doochess’s yumanitarian commitments, red carpet engagements, pickin’ up awards left right an’ centre, starrin’ in a ‘Suits’ reboot, an’ pennin’ her memoir about her scandalous treatment at the hands of the royals”

“Oh go on, give us a hint at least”

“Well we’re chewin’ over a couple of ideas. One is a ‘re-imaginin’ of ‘Gone With The Wind’, with the Doochess directin’ herself as a mixed race gal who falls in forbidden love with that Ratt Bootleg in antibellum Georgia. Brad Pitt is beggin’ to co-star. Second up, there’s ‘Log Cabin to White House’, where the Doochess directs herself as herself. This follows her life from birth as one of twelve children in a one room cabin in Tennessee, to her election as POTUS. Rachel Zegler is just gaggin’ to play the younger Meghan, from her birth to her triumph as the lead in the series ‘Suits’.

“Er, hang on. Isn’t it Dolly Parton who was raised dirt poor in Tennessee? Meghan’s a valley girl isn’t she?”

“Yeah ok, but hey, it’s a touchin’ good story. Give us a bit of dramatic licence will ya? I mean, we’re talkin’ Golden Globes, we’re talkin’ Oscars. *bring bring* hold it buddy. I gotta take this. Hello? Brad? Lissen pal, I keep tellin’ ya. Nuthin’s bin decided yet. Don’t call us, we’ll call you…”

“So there we have it. A mega year in prospect for mega Meghan. Like me, I’m sure that you can barely contain your excitement. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Express News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Next, scientists will claim the Sun shines out of her gaping arsehole! – Day Admin)

A cunting for the awfulness of Elon’s X, formerly Twitter .

This site may have its detractors (despite them returning as if they aren’t too sure), and we might get carried away but at least there’s a structure to it, and the admins keep the vituperative outbursts below a certain point, with simmering egos soon shown the door.

Not so with Elon’s X, a platform so full of unhinged vitriol (on both sides), the brakes on abuse now off, ‘fuck’ and ‘cunt’ flying around, batted between users in what Youtuber Chris Williamson charitably calls ‘sardonic tennis’, the same levels of hypocrisy from the feral left; ‘#BeKind you spunk-sucking whorecunt’ if you’re a woman who doesn’t want to shower with blokes in wigs), Misogyny from the red pill police and Tate’s dude-bro cultists, Jew-hating (from both sides) that would put Miles in a distant amateur league, and the general lack of anything resembling an exchange between adults. Everything goes straight to snark or ad hominem attacks, ‘tell that to your 50/100/250 followers’ (at what number of followers is a point considered valid to these geniuses?), or strawmen ‘so what you’re saying is…’

Zzzz…

Nothing has changed. It’s the angriest site i’ve ever visited, and not even in an amusing way, with the added (dis)pleasure of increasingly violent and degenerate acts being shared in viral videos. The cat ladies are still there, filling their feeds with how much they ‘just fucking HATE MEN!’ blue hair and glasses , obese or all three.

It’s a grubby cyst in the consciousness of humankind and its purulence leaks into what now passes for ‘legitimate’ media.

The sad thing about it is so many media figures are part of -and fuel – its typhoon of bare-faced cuntery.

Even from a practical usage view it is impossible to keep track of a conversation you are involved in; replies are not apparent and nested in a logical way. It often appears that people are replying to phantoms, often with a comment about their photo (or lack of one) it really is the stuff of the playground, if that playground was full of miserable, embittered fiftysomethings.

All of this and the adverts dotted throughout, make it a pretty awful waste of my time.

News Record Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime