The Blogger Known as Banned

Banned

 

The blogger known as ‘banned‘ who blogs here is a cunt (not really).

First person to comment on the new ISAC site – even before we’d started any formatting. Cunt.

First person to take the piss here – even before we do any fixing stuff. Cunt.

First person to make TheEye shout ‘Fuck Off, I’m working on it you cunt‘ at the screen.

and is also an all round top bloke (still a cunt though)

‘banned’ is only really getting grief for being the first person on our new turf and knowing us from the old days so ‘banned’ is a fun target. Cuntish values are low, really.

To be honest, he’s a top blogger and you shouldn’t miss his commentary.

Go and annoy the cunt at his blog. You’ll enjoy his stuff.

IsACunt Redesign!

 

This is a Parish Notice. Shut up and listen.
The Grumpy Old Twat and TheEye are going to be screwing with website things today. And possibly tomorrow.
There will be downtime. It’s what we call in the industry Random Shit Is Happening Come Back Later.
A new site will emerge; constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead.

 

Gary Barlow

Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.

Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

The Jubilee

We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts
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Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn’t actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone. 
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.

Dominic Littlewood

Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt. Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD