Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt. Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt
Phil Parkinson the Bradford City football manager is a cunt of highest order.
He doesn’t know his arse from his elbow, he drops players who are in form and brings in his own cunts who aren’t up to the job.
He talks a constant stream of bullshit which most people seem to be taken in by but not me.
He’s that full of shit one day he’s going to burst.
It won’t be pretty.
Woke up this morning at 3am, rushed in panic to the bog where my sphincter absolutely exploded. However, the contents of my stomach also exploded out of my mouth at the same time, covering my pants, tshirt, toilet floor, hallway carpet and walls with pre digested spaghetti bolognese.
Spent 45 fucking minutes clearing that shit up, only for me to projectile vomit again (in the toilet this time) whilst simultaneously filling my recently changed boxers up with shit.
This has been followed with me sitting on the bog, arse leaking like a boarding house tap, while I continue to heave up the lining of my stomach.
The norovirus truly is a cunt.
Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates is a tight arsed hotel building bearded cunt.
I nominate the British Police ‘Service’.
On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.
Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight bobbies completely fuck up the routine arrest of a scumbag product of Blair’s Britain and allow themselves to be gnawed on by a small dog!
All the time being filmed on someone’s mobile phone. Useless pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape tying but nick you for doing 31 in 30 zone CUNTS!!!