Category Archives: cunt

Heston Bluementhal

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Snail porridge; Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich; Pommery Grain Mustard Ice Cream

“The tasting menu – please allow 3½ hours – £195 per person”

The Tracey Emin unmade bed school of cookery served with maximum bullshit at “The Fat Cunt” restaurant in Bray.

Heston Bluementhal….a cunt wot cooks.

FFS!

Nominated by : Dioclese

The Court of Appeal

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Lord Dyson, Lord Justice Richards and Lord Justice Elias; a complete and utter bunch of Appeal Court CUNTS.

Despite agreeing that Abu Cuntada is a danger to this fine country seemingly this is not a consideration under human rights legislation. So the rest of us law abiding people have to suffer possible terrorist attacks arranged by this cunt all because of these 3 fucking Senile old Cunts.

You bed wetting delusional fucktards!

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

Politicians

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Been screwing around on this mortal coil long enough to know that all politicians are cunts. Only difference is that once they had some experience of life so at least were self taught cunts. Now they are mostly young done politics at uni and nothing else type cunts.

Think of voting UKIP? Wait till they will turn out to be UCUNTS. Our only salvation from politicians ( and police, unions, NHS, bankers, BBC, Church, Eton boys etc etc ) is to be bigger cunts than thay are

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Footballers

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Footballers? Footballers! Don’t start me on that bunch of useless, overpaid prima donna cunts who get paid obscene amounts of dosh to sit on a fucking bench for a million quid a month and occasionally get up and kick a bit of fucking pig skin around a bit of grass in front of a load of brain dead fucking cunts with more money than sense at those prices!!

And the fucking pig skin is fake plastic these days because we don’t want the poor little delicate darlings to hurt themselves by kicking a real fucking football, do we?

Apparently, Man U – whoever they are – got knocked out of a competition the other week by some bunch of foreign cunts who just happened to kick the ball better then they did.

Big fucking deal! Who fucking cares! No cunt of any importance that’s for sure! I’m glad they lost. Fuck ‘em! Get over it…..

Nominated by : Dioclese

David Cameron [12]

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I nominate David Cameron for promising the Dowlers, the McCanns, the Watsons, Christopher Jeffries, etc that he would implement the Leveson recommendations to prevent future Press criminality. But as soon as Leveson was published, Cameron rejected it out of hand (thereby wasting the MILLIONS of public money he spent on the Inquiry) and has not met with ANY of the victims of Press Abuses since then, while he has frequently held secret meetings with senior Press Industry executives.

Cameron is not just a cunt, he is a LYING CUNT. In fact he is not merely a LYING CUNT, but he is an ODIOUS, HYPOCRITICAL, POSH, LYING CUNT. This man needs dragging out into remote field, along with Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan, where all three of these cunting cunts can be beaten to a cuntly pulp, thereby erasing their repugnant cuntitude from the face of the planet.

Nominated by : Dan