Snail porridge; Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich; Pommery Grain Mustard Ice Cream
“The tasting menu – please allow 3½ hours – £195 per person”
The Tracey Emin unmade bed school of cookery served with maximum bullshit at “The Fat Cunt” restaurant in Bray.
Heston Bluementhal….a cunt wot cooks.
Nominated by : Dioclese
A topical nomination
Mick Philpott and the five rent a minge slappers that let the depraved clap faced goat turd shag them and produce 17 kids are beyond cunts. As the mouthy fuckprick Cuntpott sees it he does actually have a job and gets paid per pint of spunk produced. To the tune of sixty shagging grand a year. Not unlike the Royal Family really. Arise Sir Cuntpott.
Like a bit of domestic violence Mr Cuntpott? Your family life entitlement. Have another ten grand in benefits sir.
Time to apply sharia law and castrate the cunt.
On Blumencunt I would recommend his signature dish of Cunt Pate garnished a la francaise with gallic pissoir pubic hair.
with parisien poodle merde ice cream for desert.
I would force feed him a bowl of freshly collected putrid festering vaginal discharge that drips out my itchy syphilis infested cunt by the gallon.