Category Archives: cunt

Pets at Home

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Pets at Home is a huge nationwide pet supermarket run by a bunch of cunts.

These cunts are selling off rescue cats and dogs that they got from the RSPCA and the Battersea Dogs Home and trousering the dosh. What a bunch of cunts.

But not as big a bunch of cunts as the charities that supply to them to flog on. Animal welfare organisations have fought for years to keep dogs and cats out of pet shops and you no longer see puppies and kittens in shop windows. So what’s changed?

Bloody hypocrites!

Nominated by: Catwoman

Wankee Bankee Yankees

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Is there a place on this site for all the banking cunts who are ruining the world and their lick spittle cunt politicians who keep making us pay for their cuntingly good lifestyle? Not to mention the warmongering cunts (mainly from Wall St) who love to send other poor cunts to their deaths in the name of American Cunterialism.

I look forward to being a fully informed cunt on this matter.

PS. You wouldn’t believe how many cunts there are in France…

( Yes. We would. Ed. )

Nominated by: French Cunt

Barack Obama [12]

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Barack Obama is the cunt of the decade. I mean, what sort of cunt wins the nobel peace prize for starting more wars than any other cunt in recent history?

OK, he may have inherited one or two from the Bushy Cunt but he’s done pretty well at starting others as well. The cunt’s done Libya, Syria and now he’s trying his best to kick start cunting WW3 in Ukraine. I know he’s a bit to go to beat that cunt Stalin but you can’t fault the cunts efforts to date. And the cunt’s not finished there either. He’s trying to wind up those slant eyed cunts in China and Japan having got them arguing over some piece of cunting rock that’s no cunting use to anyone. They’ve got to be top cunts to fall for that.

I know that in political terms this may be a difficult one but as the worlds most powerful cunt he is in a position to do something cuntingly positive and has failed to do so. To that end I nominate him as a real cunt above all other cunts.

PS. Do I win a prize for putting the word “cunt” into a nomination more times than any other cunt?

Nominated by: French Cunt

( No prize. Don’t be a cunt! )

Oxford English Dictionary

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The Marketing Department of IsACunt.com has been busy.

Years of campaigning, letter-writing, petitions, coffee morning fundraisers and shoving dog shit through the letterbox of No10 have finally paid off.

This month’s update to the Oxford Dictionary includes the words ‘cunted’, ‘cunting’, ‘cuntish’ and ‘cunty’. The expletives now join the list of 750,000 English words defined by the dictionary. ‘Twerk’ and ‘Selfie’ were added at the last update.
Along with the ‘cunty’, the words ‘Old Etonian’, ‘Rt. Hon.’ and ‘Right Honourable’ have also been included for the first time, although the choices are believed to be unrelated.

Recognition at last!  Victory is ours! You cunts.

Internet pedantry

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Internet pedants are a breed who pounce on the slightest typographical error, any slip in grammar and a misplaced comma.

These pedantic cunts are so obsessed with berating others over the minutiae of the language, that they fail to see that their own comments and arguments are merely worthless intellectual masturbation with no valid content.

Nominated by: Toadspanker