The Welsh !! What a bunch of stupid fuckwit cunts !

First of all, they insist in using a dead language and call it “ther culture” – that’s because there’s nothing remotely like culture ever been produced in fucking wales. There’s still places in wales where you can’t get a drink on Sunday – it’s 2014, not 1614, you boring, baptist chapel motherfuckers !!

Now they want to ban electronic ciggarettes “in case it makes people take up smoking” …. Fuck off and die, cunts… next thing we should do is ban trips to wales in case it leads to people taking up sheep shagging.

You’re a complete cunt, Dai !!!

Nominated by: who put the cunt in scunthorpe

The welsh are cunts full stop. You have no industry, you have no output, you wouldn’t have any jobs if we didn’t put the Royal Mint and the DVLC there. so take you independence, your dead language, your fucking independence, and your country, and row it out into the atlantic you fucking dead beats.

At least the scots have some oil we can steal, and we can milk Susan Boyle until she commits suicide

Nominated by: The oncoming fart

( …that Max Boyce and Tom Jones are right cunts too. Ed. )

All the ballbags who rushed to buy dried up Kate Bush tickets in fifteen minutes.
The wankers who go to see the likes of Miranda Hart.

What the fuck! Sad, ‘desperate to be seen at the big event’ cunts.

Kill em all.

Nominated by: Dan

Bez is a thick as shit northerner. He was allowed about five minutes of airtime on Shaun Keaveny’s radio show (I’m tempted to cunt Keaveny and Everett for allowing it) to spout his sixth form common room drivel about fracking, GM crops and free renewable energy for all.

Grow up, you stupid cunt.

And what kind of name is ‘Bez’ anyway? Another word for cunt I reckon.

Nominated by : Harry Axwound

( For those of you who are thinking ‘Who the fuck is Bez?‘ he’s a dancer, percussionist, author and media personality. He is best known as a member of the bands Happy Mondays and Black Grape. He’s proposing to stand as an MP FFS! )