Big Issue Sellers Who Think They Are Stand-Up Comedians are serious cunts.
I think everyone knows what I mean.
Nominated by: Fred West
Category Archives: cunt
Subway
Shite sandwich pedlars Subway are cunts for bowing to towelhead pressure and discontinuing selling pork products and replacing other meats with halal only meat in areas in Britain. Halal slaughter is a disgusting practice that should be fucking banned. If you don’t dine on swine then cunt off to a CUNTry that does!
Nominated by: Occams Razor
Eurovision
Eurovision – the only time a cuntfest of talentless individuals all singing in one place ever comes close is a Royal Variety Concert or of a Take That reunion. And lets not get started on that Mincing Cunt Norton.
Nominated by: Bloke in Holland
I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of a Eurovision entry last night. Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.
It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.
Stupid cunt.
Nominated by : Odins Balls
Oh yeah, Eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care.
Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart
Headphone users
Best picture I could find of a cunt wearing headphones…
Nowt wrong with using the things in your own home. But when I see these cunts outside with them… I don’t mean small, or even the old Walkman type of headphones, I mean those cunts who parade around with those ridiculous things on that are bigger than Mickey Mouse’s ears (and are usually in ridiculous colours Dayglo orange or silver!).
Is someone really so thick as to wear a big and expensive item on their stupid heads in a city centre in broad daylight? Obviously they are. Don’t these pillocks realize that they won’t be able to hear anyone creep up behind them to nick their status symbol rich kid Disney ears?! Anyone who goes around with these stupid things on might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a tosser! Mug me!”
Nothing screams “I’m a twat” more than going around a busy town with a pair of giant 300 quid, light-up headphones on your bonce…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Telesales
Telesales and telemarketing people are cunts.
Just when I’ve sat down on the lav for a good stiff shit, one of these cunts phones up with some “unmissable offer”, thus spoiling my enjoyment of the moment. Just fuck off you cunts, if I want something, then I’ll get it from the shops. I don’t need some spotty faced cunt telling me what a great product or service they have, I’d much rather spend my spare time in the best, most rewarding and long lasting way, by a complete evacuation of my healthy bowel.
“Have you claimed your PPI back yet?” – No, but I’ve just squeezed out an enormous log, you cunt !
Nominated by: who put the cunt in scunthorpe