Queen are cunts…

Sacha Baron-Cohen (admittedly a cunt himself) said he quit the Freddie Mercury biopic because he discovered that Freddie died halfway through the film and that the remainder of the movie was to show how Queen then went from ‘strength to strength…’

Now I am no Baron-Cohen fan, but I can see his point… Queen without Mercury is like The Jam without Paul Weller or The Doors without Jim Morrison… And what’s all this strength to strength bollocks? Doing a tacky musical with that Ben Elton cunt? Doing a record with that fat poof, Robbie Williams? Working with a great singer (Paul Rodgers), but giving him crap material and old numbers to sing?

And now that Adam Lambert cunt? To do a whole second half of a Freddie Mercury biopic focusing on how great the surviving members are and how great they’ve done since Freddie’s demise (when they actually haven’t) displays delusional arrogance that crosses over into pure cuntitude…

No wonder John Deacon fucked off and left them…

Nominated by: Norman

Cunts that run hookey businesses oit orf residential areas!

This one is personal. Not in me own back yard but in a quiet residential area I have occasion to frequent. This cunt runs a heavy trucking business oit orf some sequestered little roads where many pensioners live and young families with small children. Does the little bald fat bastard live there himself? Not on your life. Just uses it for safe free parking then fucks orf home every night in a BMW leaving behind parkland and grass verges turned into churned up mud by his various vehicles in adjacent roads. The cunt repossesses motors for bailiffs and similar low lifes.

Caught the cunt at it and remonstrated with the fuckwit. Shite arse drove his car at me and gave me verbals me lud. Demanded to know why yours truly was taking snaps orf his truck. Told him in me own inimitable fashion and indeed where he could see them and if it was too dark and slimy up there then they would be orn this blog. Then invited the wanker to fuck orf which he did after promising to find oit where I live (I gave him your name and address Dioclese so expect a little late night company in Attic Greece).

The joys orf the rural idyll.

Noinated by: Sir Limply Stoke

I think it’s time Hollywood was cunted. It seems that Hollywood scriptwriters have become lazy and lost their imaginations. I’ve come to this conclusion due to the lack of original movies, and because of the number of remakes/reboots that have been made lately. And also because of the remakes that are on the way.

Robocop, Total Recall, Clash of the Titans, Evil Dead, Fright Night, Conan. These are just some of the unoriginal movies that have come out of tinseltown over the past six years or so. And apart from all being remakes, the other thing they have in common, is that they were all shite. Total Recall never had a chance, because it had Colin Farrell in it. And Robocop was an emasculated pile of dog shit. The writers went for a 15 rating, and ended up with a movie that deserved a PG rating.

Now we have Ghostbusters on the way. It should have been a movie to get excited about. But then we found out that the producers were cockless PC freaks who have made the four lead characters entirely female. I can just imagine that meeting. Bottles of organic, fair trade spring water on the table, with organic, fair trade tofu and Mung beans. OK guys, I have a radical idea. Let’s fuck things up and make the lead characters women. I’ve seen the trailer for it, and it looks shite. Of course Harold Ramis had a big hand in the original movie, and he was a comedy genius. Unfortunately, he’s no longer with us. Unfortunately, today’s writers have all the talent of a roll of toilet paper.

I also happen to know that they’ve remade Kindergarten Cop, another Schwarzenegger movie, with Dolph Lundgren, and a remake of Predator is on the way. What next? Commando? These cunts should be beaten with sticks until they can come up with something original, or at the very least, improve on the movies they’re currently pissing on.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Louis Kidd deserves a gargantuan,colossal, cunting of biblical proportions!!

This little cunt is responsible for setting up a company and making 40 million nuisance calls!! I repeat 40 fucking million if this does not make him a cunt I do not know what does.

Nominated by: Toryboy

Cryptic messengers are cunts.

These spunkbubbles who will post totally untrue ‘speculation’ and total bullshit in the form of cryptic messages on social media just to get noticed or be popular are cunts of the highest order.

Yesterday some look at me cunt on Twitter and some record shop in town posted these cryptic messages about an announcement concerning The Stone Roses. Some fans waited all day as they swallowed this bullshit, but I didn’t. I simply asked Mani, and he said it was bollocks and anything these pricks had posted was nothing to do with the band. He stated that fuck all would happen today (yesterday).

These cunts always talk (or post) bullshit If they’ve got (or had) some genuine info to share then they would just share it. But they do all this teasing crap just to get followers and publicity and also because they actually know nothing.

Set of cunts!

Nominated by: Norman