Renee Zellwegger

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On the subject of actor cunts, Renee Zellwegger desreves a major cunting….

An old contact of mine (a bit of a nerd, but a harmless, nice kid) met Zellwegger in London… Said person loved that Bridget Jones shite and she politely said to Zellwegger ‘Hello, I’m a huge fan…’ The ugly, spoilt, talentless fat bitch rolled her eyes to the sky, as if to say ‘Not again’ and fucked off without saying a word…

I personally wouldn’t waste time throwing my own shit at Renee Zellwegger… She’s an up her own twat cunt and a one trick pony (except she is fatter and uglier than a pony)… With yet another Bridget Jones load of shite about to be released… Get out the red wine and chocolates, all chick flick cunts out there…

Nominated by: Norman

The Speel Chucker

'You have it easy. When I was your age, we didn't have spell checkers.'

The Spell checker is up for a well overdue cunting.

Whoever wrote the Algorithm(s) or programmed it obviously doesn’t use the word Cunt much so therefore must be a cunt.

I want to write Cunt it says Count, I want too write Cunting it says Cutting. Most of the time when your writing a cunting or reply you don’t bother checking everything and then when you read it after the spellcheck makes you the Cunter look a right can’t spell properly thick cunt. When your trying to accurately describe a cunt you don’t want to have to stop to check if the word you want to write is the word that is there, its ruins the flow.

So I think the Spellchecker is a count.

Nominated by : Black & White Cunt

Poshness

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Why is it that Posh people look different?

Can you imagine David Cameron talking in an east end accent?

A lot of Posh people have that rosy cheeked look about them and also have uncommon surnames like Cumberbatch.

Fucking Posh cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Politicians [2]

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Lets face it, all politicians are cunts, professional cunts, and you don’t vote for the one you like the most, you vote for the one you despise the least.

The problem we now have is because reasonable people have not taken reasonable measures to address the issues such as migration and terrorism, people will vote for unreasonable people who will use unreasonable measures. 1930s Germany anyone?

I heard today that one of Jeremy Corbens’ fucktard women said that we should sit down and have a cup of tea with isis! You first love, you will be so full of jihadi cum you could be the worlds first portable sperm bank.

All cunts…….

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

TV Licensing

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Anyone who pays for a Television License is a cunt.

The fact that you may never even watch the BBC yet you are told you have to pay for something you get no say on whatsoever. Who decides what most of these overpaid Presenters etc gets paid? Not me and until they have a vote on what and where the money is spent they can fuck off. I like watching certain BBC shows but I ain’t paying for it not because I can’t afford it but because ‘They’ tell me I have to.

FUCK OFF you Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt