Anyone who pays for a Television License is a cunt.
The fact that you may never even watch the BBC yet you are told you have to pay for something you get no say on whatsoever. Who decides what most of these overpaid Presenters etc gets paid? Not me and until they have a vote on what and where the money is spent they can fuck off. I like watching certain BBC shows but I ain’t paying for it not because I can’t afford it but because ‘They’ tell me I have to.
FUCK OFF you Cunts.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Genius cunting. I was just having a chat with a colleague about how shit the BBC is and he asked if it had been cunted on this site. Opened it to have a look and this was the first thing we saw.
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Being well practised in the art of goal post moving and covering all bases, both TV licensing and the BBC seem to think they own the atmosphere.
If my lad is watching Sky tv via his Sony PlayStation on a wireless device, where is the beebs role in this?
Fucking nowhere…..that’s where.
Being strong armed to pay for something you might not want or need seems unreasonable to most.
When those Kray poofs behaved like that, people got the hump……
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Sublime cunting, the BBC are cunts of the highest order, most of the £6 Billion a year goes on fucking pensions anyway and middle-management cunts.
They piss money away quicker than Kate Moss in Columbia’s Amazon Basin.
Mrs Boaby watches that shit called the One Show, the other night they had people from the Jungle Book Film on ‘promoting’ it, as they would claim, advertising as I would claim.
That’s bad enough, but no, they had to deck out the whole studio as a Jungle set, you can guarantee that costs thousands, all for one fucking show!
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The fucking one show -a televisual septic tank for advertainment, Celtic prossers who cry when anything vaguely emotional happens and that monumental Matt ‘ooh arr, I’m a farmer’ Baker cunt.
And why do we have to pay to send that Welsh windbag Alex Jones up a mountain, especially with all that safety gear?
Fucking knobrot vanitainment bullshit.
Thanks the Beeb, is that the zenith of your underachievement? Cunts
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I agree arsebiscuit, what pisses me off are commercials I know cable companys make millions and millions from forced advert watching. It’s absolutely fine for public channels/access but not bloody Paid telly.
No wonder so many people don’t watch telly nowadays because adverts are bloody fucking annoying (shite cable companys take note). Especially if you’re paying cold hard cash for the channel you shouldn’t have to pay then. If I’m being forced to watch a commercial I demand to be compensated dammit !
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It’s been a while since I lived in the UK. Is it still the law that if you own a TV you HAVE to have a TV license even if you don’t watch any BBC channels?
I always resented the TV license after I got Sky. I also remember there being a court case way back when, where some guy had modified a TV so it could not receive over-the-air TV transmissions, including the BBC. I can’t remember what happened. Maybe someone here can enlighten me.
The license fee always infuriated me because of its piss poor partial justification and double standard. The partial justification being the BBC does not advertise hence no advertiser revenue hence the need for a license fee. They advertise their own shows and the Radio Times, so how is that not advertising? Also, the double standard applies to their radio output. There are a truck load of BBC radio stations (and way too many in dago languages) and presumably their radio output has some costs associated with it. Yet there’s no radio license. Why?
I think the license fee will be abolished eventually. Can’t be soon enough in my view. Thankfully the Yanks have no such thing, but paying for 400+ channels when 99% of them are utter shite might be considered worse. Cunts!
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Bargain cunt, I mean Bargain Hunt, is one reason alone why I won’t pay for a license. They use License payers money to buy a load of crap then have a laugh when they auction it off for much less than they paid for it. I reckon they lose about £270 an episode and its been going for way too long so the License fee can definitely fuck off. What a piece of cunt.
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Bargain Hunt….buying from the trade then selling at auction.
Am I the only cunt who thinks this is a business model doomed. ….
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It’s bad in Austria. I tried to get out of paying a licence – genuinely had no “magic rectangle”, but the local cunts “stream” everything onto the net…and then say, “Well everyone’s got a computer, so you have to pay anyway.” Even the locals say “Don’t open your doors to the GIS” (tv moneygrubbing cunts) as they’re worse than Hitler, Eichmann, Mengele and Himmler… And all you see is Conchita fucking Wurst, Eurovision tranny…
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The only good thing about Austrian/German tv are the hilarious weather channels. An indistinguishable shot of pissing rain/fog/blizzard shot through a cataract webcam from a mountain in the middle of nowhere to the soundtrack of yodelling bovines and psychotic zither players. It’s bloody marvellous entertainment of the highest order. Wish we had it here.
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Just think of who we are paying wages to. Graham bastard Norton, Chris Evans, both on tv and radio the pricks, Clare Balding, Sandy Toksvig, all the cunts on the Voice. I can barely see with the red mist that’s descending, the cunts.
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Clare fucking ‘I stand up to piss’ Balding. Hideous looking old fart – pleasuring herself with pickled horse todgers, fucking horrible old nag. Hope she falls at Bechers Brook and snaps here fake dick off on a really old gorse bush.
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It’s a state endorsed extortion racket. The fact that all the dirty work is subcontracted to Crapita proves it.
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It’s odd that the only people you hear championing the BBC and the licence fee are people who work for it. The thought of my licence fee funding Radio FUCKING Four makes me sick.
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Yea TV Licencing, well it really does take the piss, lets face it how would the elitists programme us and steer the masses without tv, its the single most influential media tool the elitists have and then just to rub it in we have to pay for them to manipulate us as well.
I just wonder with major event, like the recent referendum if there was no political steering through polls and corrupt media influence how and where the world would be today.
Its not so much the fees that piss me off its the way the whole power of TV is used, even the advertising watchdogs do fuck all to permit fair play, when blatant rules are kicked to one side so yep Ofcom and BBC Cunts all of them.
Living in DK yes I have to pay a licence, basically tv or not if you have a PlayStation and access to the net your paying not 100 % sure but I think a smartphone qualifies you for having to pay because it is capable of watching TV,
So I have to say although I do not watch much DK tv, I do however due to the clever people that make fantastic apps that allow you access to most of the tv in the world, enjoy keeping up with UK current affairs and watching and laughing at the endless political steering that the BBC broadcast to me via the net. and ALL other uk channels.
I of course do have a choice to look at the mindless soap operas and BS as an alternative , but living a somewhat quiet and peaceful life I have no need for all the screaming and shouting being beamed into my living room, so I just watch the soap of life Via the BBC, its pretty much the same when you think about it ,
and boils down to Who is the biggest cunt fucking the next biggest cunt being told what to do and when to do it by and even bigger cunt, oh and don’t forget to vote we like to see how well and how productive our media presentations are working to influence you. SO fuck you BBC i’m not paying to watch your soap opera of life, and that makes me feel like I am a cunt getting away with not paying a bunch of cunts. Time for a beer 🙂
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I’m a bit late to this but agree with everything. They say the BBC doesn’t have adverts, which is a lie. Have to pay to watch a advert of depressing Cunt Enders where a baby either dies, is stolen or is born fucked up. Bargin cunt, where they try to make profit on old people’s crap and try to explain that a ceramic tea pot from the late 1920 is worth lots when in reality its worth fuck all. I can’t stand the cunts. Especially the old farts that seem to host shows, all look like a bunch of perverts that need investigating. They need to make this fee optional. I’m sure anyone who’s a cunt would gladly pay.
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