What a pile of dogshit this rag is. No doubt read by illiterate fat Kathy types that work in the public sector and fat slag Croydon face lift dole breeders.
Latest edition features article on Katie Price having her vagina re-lined and tightened by Balfour Beatty.
Nominated by: we’ve got a Cuntbox
And more to the point, cunts that set the cunting things off are, unsurprisingly, monumental cunts.
What makes it worse here is that is doesn’t get truly dark until 8-30ish, so just as young children and shift workers (including yours truly) want to settle down, fizz/whizz/KA-FUCKING-BOOM go the completely pointless fucking fireworks, until midnight at the earliest.
This shit will go on nightly from now until the new year.
Inconsiderate cunts.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
P.S. I had a similar (unpublished) rant last year, and was met with a wave of comments telling me to fuck off. Anyone who thinks fireworks are just people having fun is a cunt.
Fuckface was on the flight yesterday, beard ,hair done up in a bun , black framed glasses to look important and his wife who looked like his mother ,who left the care of the fucking air raid siren to him.
Mr fucking Sophisticated actually bragged to the stewardess that he had just come back from Dubai, I bet that staggered her that such a brave adventurer was amongst us.
Meanwhile no one got any sleep or peace to do anything because the little shit was bawling and the perfect couple had no fucking idea what to do. Babies do not like planes , the pressure ,the noise ,the general upset in their routine, who knows but you have to be one selfish selfcentred arsehole to inflict that on someone else.
Cunts.
Nominated by: Trouserbulge
Babies on planes are cunts. But parents who take babies on planes are bigger cunts.
They don’t give a fuck about anybody else.
It’s unlikely but if the parents of the 6 cunts who was on a flight to France at the beginning of September are reading this then fuck off you cunts and cut their tongues out to prevent more noise.
Also cut the feet off your massive brood so they stop kicking the seat in front.
Cunts.
Nominated by: Johnson
How long does it take some small fingered Asian child to sew the cushions? If you can’t deliver a three piece suite in three months you don’t deserve to be in business.
And why would I think, fuck me, best get my sofa order in quick just to make sure it’s there for sitting on to watch The Sound Of Music? A sofa is not something I would buy on a whim. Hard pressing cunts the lot.
Nominated by: TheBournemouthRed
It was music for ‘Loaded/FHM reading oafs and lagered up tosspots, basically… Suede (who hated Britpop anyway) were alright, Bluetones, and Pulp had their moments, but the rest of it was out and out shite… Blur (piss poor Kinks and Barrett era Floyd impersonators), Oasis (crappy Rutles impressions), Elastica (utter crap, featuring ugly Suede/Blur groupie as ‘singer), Manic Street Preachers (stadium rock sub-U2 drivel), Sleeper (another load of shite with an ugly bitch as a singer), and Kula Shaker ( all I can say is ‘For fuck’s sake!’)….
Any missing?..
Nominated by: Norman