I wish to cunt the stupid theiving barstard who broke into my garage.

Firstly a degree of inteligence is required for breaking and entering, admittedly its not an art I study but the thick cunt didnt listen to his tutor that well.

Said cunt approached my garage in the small hours of Thursday armed with hammer and screw driver, he then ignored his tutors advice and bashed the implement between the upper frame and door slightly off center, bending the frame….he then successfully re adjusted his aim and smashed the inner staple off the frame and defeating the flimsy security of the structure.

What happened next well we can only guess, but my assumption is that said fuckwhit got a bit over zealous yanking the door open and twisted it jamming it in the frame with an opening of 4 inches and fled.

Well Mr Burglar you sir are a fuckwhit and a prize cunt,
1, you bodged the first attempt
2, you then jammed the door trying to open it
3, you left over £1,000 + of power tools in “loot” just an arms length away.
and most of all you showed me exactly how to break into the bloody thing, so a quick buzz down to B&Q £8 worth of angle iron bolted to the top frame stops the old cole chisel trick and a nice big defender bar at the bottom adds to the equasion.

My initial thought on surveying the damage was, “why don’t they just get a job” but on closer inspection I decided that they were proper thick cunts so unemployable, I would suggest a career move to stealing copper from sub stations in future.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I want to cunt “Women on the Frontline”.

First we have some mentally ill bloke (with a cock) having changed his name to Chloe and had a shot of oestrogen up his arse being lauded as the first woman to serve in the infantry.

Now they’re opening up Royal Marine training to split-arses… No doubt the first one will be given umpteen chances on every physical test, all the support, recovery and mentor ship under the sun then be lauded in the media as a Super Woman.

Fuck sake man. 352 years of slaughtering every fucker and winning every battle honour going just to bow down to the PC SJW brigade.

Nominated by: RMCunt

The political elite (self styled) are well at it and proving themselves to be monumental cunts. So up their arses about The Donald’s win, and how this flies in the face of “democracy” their style. All this criticism will bite them in the arse, but what really makes them top drawer cunts is they still don’t get it.

The same with Brexit, the ordinary people have spoken. Hillary lost it when she described Trump supporters as “Deplorables”. She doesn’t understand the ordinary citizen and their doubts and fears.

Well Killary, like our so called elite, the people have spoken – they don’t want you, just as our people don’t want Europe.

The young so called educated are rioting, just as the same Westminster Bubble thinkers are doing all they can to delay Brexit. Bad news wankers, there is an uprising all over – including in Europe, and the world is changing – for the better.

The Political Elite are total cunts and they will be removed as they still do not get it.

That Emily Thornbury is still a cunt

So is Nicola Sturgeon

Nominated by: Big Al

‘Debt Advisory companies’. Thieving low life scumbags. Don’t use them!

All they do is prey on people who are already struggling. There was an example on TV this morning. These conmen arranged for a woman to make £300 monthly payments which went into a pot which would eventually be used to come to an arrangement and clear the debt. But £180 a month of that was their fees for fuck sake!

Then to cap it all the company declared itself bankrupt and she lost all the money in her pot. She now owes twice as much as when she started. It’s partially her fault for falling for it but the people running these companies want shooting. Immoral bastards.

Nominated by: Richard 1

A fucking TV show where people watch people watching TV and talking about it.

Seriously? this is how dumb the masses are these days? what next Googlebox where people watch other people searching Google on TV.

Fuck me does this planet need another black death or plague to thin the herd!

Nominated by: Boaby