I would like to nominate “Synchronised Advertising” for a cunting.

Generally speaking I avoid adverts like the plague by either watching stuff on catch-up, or, pausing a live show for 15mins, make a brew and then skip through that shite at my leisure.

There are two exceptions:
1) When I’m working away and don’t have the luxury of a Sky or YouView box.
2) Listening to commercial radio on my travels.

Now I know the BBC have no ads (currently) but they do have shit programmes not worth watching or listening to, so I see what’s on FreeView.

As soon as those 118 cunts come on I do a bit of channel hoping and every other commercial channel also seems to be running ads at *exactly* the same time! Cunts.
Same with commercial radio. As soon as an ad comes on I search up/down onto yet another ad, and another, and another.

Again you hit the odd BBC piece of shit but who the fuck wants to listen to Vanessa Feltz drone on about her fucking brood and her 1/2 frog grandkid at 5am in the morning! Not me, that’s for fucking sure!

When we only had ITV & CH4 you never got ads at the same time. Now in the digital era they’re all sync’d so if you do channel hop you still get to see some cunt’s advert knowing full well that for every cunt who’s hopped off their channel, at least one will hop on to theirs.

Whoever managed to organise advertising slots across channels – give or take 10secs – desperately requires an utter cunting! Fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Can I cunt Poverty Porn? This is because the local cinema has been showing the new Ken Loach (EU funded – Ed.) film about a man unemployed through illness and his struggle with the benefits system. I should add that these situations do exist and people are treated badly.

What pissed me off was the cinema noticeboard where you can put a post-it with your thoughts on the film. It was wall to wall middle class liberal cunts putting stuff like”this should not be happening in 2016″, “we should all be ashamed”, “we must DO something”. You would need to be deprived of all senses to not know about such things surely?. A trip to any town centre would sort that out you would think.

I worked in benefits offices for 20 yrs and found there were very few of these hardfaced cunts working there, also dealing with blatant lying,junkies and alkies day in day out would test anyone. Delusional hand-wringing fuckwitted nimby clueless cunts

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

That’s it!!! I can’t stand it, I want to give a fucking cunting to Black Friday hysteria!!

More American shat copy cat cunting irritating shite from the USA. We copy everything from America, apart from automatic transmission cars which make more sense to me, why people want to drive manual cars baffles me, dip up and down with a stupid clutch and changing up and down fucking gears, drive automatics, simple plus easier if you want to scratch your Balls at the wheel

Nominated by: Harry Balls

Ghosts are thick cunts.

What sort of ethereal entity wastes it’s time haunting an eighteenth century coaching inn or the derelict insane asylum in which they died, when they could nip across the solar system to witness the majestic beauty of the rings of Saturn and still be back in time to catch Rachel Riley fingering herself in the shower…

Mugs.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Green Day are cunts and American idiot cunts at that. In particular the lead singer: Two quotes from this punk rebel below:

Rock group Green Day say they “fully support” the protests against US president elect Donald Trump.

“I don’t think any of us were prepared for Donald Trump to be president,” singer Billie Joe Armstrong told the BBC.
“I think there’s going to come a time when the protests get larger and larger – and that I fully support.”
The star, who has been an outspoken critic of Mr Trump, said he felt like his “country is being set on fire”.

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong publicly supported Hillary Clinton in the presidential race, branding her the only choice while calling Donald Trump “evil.”

He tells Beats 1: “There’s only one choice for me and that’s Hillary Clinton. What a lot of liberals need to understand is there’s never been a candidate that has come this far that has had this much of a liberal and a progressive agenda.

“Just because she has just got this baggage that comes along with her, and it’s not even really baggage, compared to Donald Trump she is basically a school teacher.

Wall street establishment child rapist defence council Hilary either did a really good job of pulling the wool over your eyes or your a paid up establishment shrill.

By the way your music is a parody of anything potent and your a massive cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit