Walkers Crisps deserve a cunting.

Not content with employing that Grand Master of Cuntitude, Lineker, to advertise their shit crisps,they have announced a 10% price rise due to Brexit! They say that exchange rate fluctuations are to blame,even though the potatoes are grown and crisps produced in the Uk.

Considering that the bags are 90% air,perhaps they could save their “increased costs” by getting some cunt to squeeze some of the air out before sealing. Or,better still,sack that bell end Lineker. Their crisps would still be shit,but I’d buy a bag just to say thanks for getting rid of him.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

“I’m being bullied” is a cunt.

Quickly superseding the slightly more niche “I feel like I’ve been raped” (previously cunted), “I’m being bullied” is the knee jerk response of cunts who can’t deal with being criticised and so immediately play the victim card for pity/sympathy. And as with “I feel like I’ve been raped”, the frequent misuse of “I’m being bullied” trivialises the experience of people who genuinely are being bullied or victimised at school or in their place of work.

Currently rampant among the right and left factions within Labour Party, both sides are continually insulting the other and yet immediately run off to Twitter or The Guardian to claim they are being “bullied” as soon as they are on the receiving end of any namecalling or legitimate criticism.

Fucking grow up, you cunts. You’re not being “bullied”, you’re being CRITICISED. And rightly fucking so.

Nominated by: Fred West

I really don’t like dreadlocks, but white cunts with dreads need a severe fucking doin’.

I know that might sound harsh, but to a man they are always super smug cunts who believe they look original and believe they are the only ones who know how the world can be saved, (try saving yourself from me cunt!)

They are the first on my list when I end up having a Michael Douglas Falling down moment…

Nominated by: Birdman

Angelina Jolie is a cunt…

Q: What do Angelina and a washing machine have in common?
A: They both drip when they are fucked….

Q: What’s the difference between Angelina and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball….

Q: What’s the difference between Angelina and The Belgrano?
A: Only 321 men went down on the Belgrano….

Nominated by: Norman

Every single one of the rioters kicking off in the US are snowflake cunts. Not one of them over 25 and 90% white. They have been told NO! by the grown ups and the dummy has been spat right out. They should get the national guard in and shoot the cunts.

They argue that Clinton won the popular vote, i.e. she got more votes than Trump all together. But all the votes are not in yet. Arizona and Michigan, both presumed Republican states have not reported and neither has New Hampshire. I’ve no idea why they have not reported their vote tally yet, maybe once a winner has been declared they stop the count. But until the true vote tally has been reckoned the snowflakes need to shut it and get back to doing their homework. Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart