Bigging up McCain

John McCain is deed. Now I’ve nowt against this man or have a desire to speak ill of the recently dead but what the fuck is going on on every fucking news channel ?

I’m pretty sure I recall him being ridiculed for running alongside Sarah ” shoot any fucking thing with a fur coat and 4 legs ” Palin….. our porno inspiring Republican nominee 10 years ago. Now , I couldn’t give a fuck about the ins and outs of that presidential race , but it was pretty much reported as 2 horrible cunts trying to prevent the saint of all saints Obama from saving the American People.

Fast forward 10 years , and solely because he didn’t like Trump , McCain is being lauded as a fucking national treasure and loss to righteousness by every fucking bleeding heart liberal news channel . My god its fucking sickening… ” noble the truth teller ” …… ” bipartisan statesman”…. “FUCKING BOAK” says Squint Cuntwood !!!

Hated trump…that’s all this is about and enough to get you hours of sycophancy from the frothing leftist cunts who’ve infiltrated and placed themselves in every facet of our fucking society over the lat 30 years.

The levels they are prepared to stoop to have been exposed the last 2 years…. I pray there are millions more like us every day cunts who have had enough and are willing to vote 1 last time to send the fucking message

#Yourtimesupaswellcunts

(Fake hashtag im not on that twitter pish )

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

What with the very recent news of his death, I feel it is only fair to give that neocon neocunt John McCain a good cunting as he descends into the fiery pit of hell.

He was a shit naval officer, who graduated 894th out of 899 in his graduation class and who only stayed in despite numerous fuck ups because his dad and grandad were admirals (nepotism at its finest),

Moving to Arizona to advance his political career he consistently backed pretty much every single war and military invasion that came along whilst he was a senator. Oh, and on top of all that he refused to do the honourable thing and resign despite the fact that he knew he didn’t have the appropriate mental faculties to do his job properly thanks to the brain tumour.

So farewell McCunt you neoconservative, warmongering son of a bitch – you certainly will not be missed.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

By Elections


Over here voting is compulsory, so when some cunt lower house member is discovered to be foreign, corrupt, embezeller, sexual deviant, new higher paying corporate job ect… rather than being replaced by a caretaker of the same party until the next election (as in the senate) my taxes and time are wasted on a political circus to install another cunt.

At the very least the former member should be compelled to pay for the shitfest and be denied a ministers pension.

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Travellers

These roaming cockwombles are currently doing a tour-de-wanker around Surrey at the moment, and like a perverted Midas every location they touch with their pikey mitts instantly turns into a big pile of shite. Which our council will clean up of course, costing tens of thousands per site. Not including all the stuff they’ve inevitably destroyed or stolen within 500 yards of their shitheap parade.

Cunts.

Surrey police themselves have done themselves proud and actually joined up with these bastards by uttering the following to a pissed off local,

“You say upsetting to endure, consider for a second, how upsetting it would be, being uprooted every few days. That’s why we always act in the best interests of all parties with proportionality and legality.”

You what mate? But no, there’s more.

Residents formed a blockade but were told to move aside by the police. Excuse me? Who’s side are you on you bastards!

I’m pissed and worried because there’s a couple of fields locally, they’ve been before. Some skallywag minor came round last time asking if we wanted windows cleaned. On yer (stolen) bicycle mate, piss off! Fucking. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Eastern Europeans


Our town like many others has a major infestation of Eastern Europeans.

Completely understand they want a better life and it is primarily the fault of Tony Blair and the EU that they are here.

It has got to the point however that in our town centre that on two recent trips, apart from the checkout women I did not hear one person speaking English.

Our local curry shop is opposite a Portuguese coffee cafe (the cafe was asked by the local council/police to remove a NO ENGLISH sign), which itself is next to a Turkish restaurant and dodgy Eastern Eiropean men’s barbers. In fact this particular part of town has many cafes, barbers and ethnic food shops catering for our new arrivals. Tonight when having a meal was able to watch the behaviour of the cunts standing outside. All smoking, with disregarded cigarette buts thrown into the road or on the pavement. Cars parked on the double yellow lines. Men walking in the middle of the road forcing cars to slow down or stop. Lots of handshaking going on and loud shouting at each other. Mainly men, scruffy fuckers with tattoos and no manners.

These cunts are clearly not doctors or essential NHS personnel as the government would have us believe and as far as I can see have fuck all to offer this country. They clearly do not want to fit in with the locals, have no respect for those living here and act as though they own the place. They open their own shitty coffee bars, food shops and ethnic food shops which are no use to anyone but themselves. Pissed off about being continually asked in supermarket car parks whether I want my car cleaned. No you fuckers, quite capable of doing that myself. All cash in hand. Under the radar.

But it is the sheer fucking number of the cunts that I have a problem with, they are fucking everywhere and have taken over the housing in several areas of our town. And some groups of immigrants are not getting on with others resulting in street fights.

My wife told me recently she saw an Eastern European woman (she can tell by their clothes) squatting in the middle of the pedestrianised high street (outside M&S) urinating on the pavement. FFS.

Last year our local police commissioner said he was staggered by the disproportionately large number of crimes committed by Eastern Europeans, and the number that already had convictions in the home country (not picked up by the border control).

About three years ago had to fight to get our son into our local school despite living in catchment. First time EVER children in our catchment area could not get into their local school. The reason being that despite living in the same house for 25 years and both daughters attending the school up against immigrants who have been in the country for five minutes who cannot speak the fucking language and needed translators (at the taxpayers expense) have the same rights as the locals do, albeit have not paid into our system and have not been waiting in line like the rest of us.

Have never considered myself to be a racist and judge people as I find them. I am after all married to a Japanese lady.

But I can say in all honestly that I am fucking sick and tired and fed up to the back teeth with Eastern European immigrant cunts. No skills, no manners, no respect and not fucking wanted.

Anyone who tells me that immigration in its current form is good for this country is either ignorant, a liar or is only about the money and fuck everything else.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Dead pool [110]

Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!

So we move on to Dead Pool 110.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.