Oliver Letwin…

Boris’s deal may have been a bit shite, but Letwin the cretin has got his revenge on Boris for sacking him with his ‘Brexit blocker’. In short, even if we get the best deal ever, the Remoaners can now delay it. Forever.

What a pathetic, vindictive little cunt. Throw him in the Thames!

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

A special Saturday cunting please for this old fuckwit who has meddled yet again and forced yet another delay to Brexit:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-50107443

What a pity the old motherfucker doesn’t get his arse off the green benches right away, fuck off home and entertain some rough trade in his home at 5.00 in the morning. I am sure he has the money – why else would a rentboy drill his raddled old ringpiece?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Oliver Left-TIT and all those Remoaning MPs holding us and our government captive.

What an utter bunch of devious cunts of the highest order. Elected under a manifesto that they had absolutely no intention of sticking to.

Boris’s attempt is shit, but voting to delay inevitably is a Cunt’s trick.

Utter BASTARDS!!!

Nominated by Blimpo

A nomination for self-confessed idiot Steven Smith, who thought it would be a spiffing wheeze to get his mate to squirt pepper spray in his eyes – because he didn’t think it would hurt.

He thought he’d blinded himself after he pulled the stunt, using a £3 spray he bought online from China. After getting an unnamed pal to squirt it in his face, dad-of-three Steven turned the spray on his mate – before they both doubled over in agony. Postman Steven from Widnes, Cheshire, said the pair couldn’t breathe properly or open their eyes for 20 minutes. Asked why he did it, he said he thought it “wouldn’t be that bad” but admitted it was “the worst pain I’ve ever felt”.

His unnamed mate is a cunt too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on……there are some things the snowflakes can’t touch. Think again my friends. Now we have Christmas trees for our bent community.

They’re not real, of course, but is anything real these days? Yes, artificial trees decked out in the rainbow colours. Available from Amazon at £196 a pop. You should get one…….they’ll last for years and you don’t want the ‘Thought Police’ kicking your back door in (oooh, cheeky) on Christmas Day do you?

Jesus Christ! He was gay as well you know? Seriously. Fucking fact.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Protesters and people who stop people going about their lawful business are complete cunts.

What those in positions of authority (Government and Police) have to realise is that if they fuck around with these protesters, the public will take matters into their own hands. I for one enjoyed watching that Extinction Rebellion cunt getting a kicking this morning….people on the DLR are miserable cunts to start with, so it must’ve been nice to kick that cunt senseless.

A few years ago, these actions would have been classed as potential terrorist activities. The leaders of these cunts flaunt and parade around with impunity while we have to listen to the reasons why the cunts aren’t in prison. This has gone too far now.

To summarise, these scroungers and benefit cheats should realise that without people going to work of a day they will not be able to buy their drugs, cigarettes and alcohol……idiots.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

On the face of it, you’d think these were life saving organisations wouldn’t you?

And for much of the time they probably are. However, they are also money grabbing, greedy fuckers who often have the medical profession by the throat.

Those climate change protesters who foresee the end of the human race in 50? 100? 400? years time don’t think about a more imminent danger, which could wipe out mankind far sooner than that, cutting little Greta’s lifespan down to a few more years. No, Greta, this is not scaremongering and supposition. This is actually a threat that’s very real and based on actual evidence.

I’m talking about the emergence of superbugs which can cause infections that are resistant to antibiotics. Resistance is a global health disaster that is already killing 700,000 people a year and it is predicted to cause 10 million deaths per year by 2050. Some of the problem has been caused by overuse of antibiotics but this is where the Pharma companies come in. The last group of new antibiotics was discovered in 1962! This is because research is expensive and rather than spending money on this, the cunts would rather concentrate on money spinners.

People only take antibiotics for short periods. Nah, much better to pump out stuff where you’ve got them for life (and I take a few of those.) Blood pressure meds, diabetic drugs and statins (now given to people who don’t even need them.) We’ll build in some nasty side effects as well so you’ll have to take another tablet to counter that!

We’re now getting to the position where if you develop an infection after a simple operation, that might be the end of you. Even a cut at home or a scratch from a rose bush that Greta could get in her garden might signal the end. All very frightening, but real. So Greta, get your arse down to the Pharma HQ’s to protest if you really want to do some good. “What do we want?” New antibiotics! “When do we want them.” Now! Big Pharma companies are cunts.

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: If you’ve been affected by this public information broadcast, don’t be alarmed. You’ve got at least two more years to live!

Sleep tight – Don’t let the bugs bite!

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt