Corona cuts
The media seems to be alive with reports of “guerrilla hairdressers”. They come under cover darkness by appointment, do your hair and sneak out under the cover of darkness.
Living next to a nature reserve I get to see a lot of illicit meetings, the druggies going over to score or use, the alkies going for a quick drink and young girls going to meet men friends.
Obviously this drew my attention ( as a concerned citizen). I noticed that they travel in twos and do each others hair, sometimes with interesting results.
Today I was subjected to my first corona cut, how long has it been 3 months?
Well I have a beard trimmer, don’t use it much and somehow in the last move it became separated from its charging cable, at this point I imagine that you are rightly thinking “Cunt you brought it on yourself” but no I bought a new one from Amazon, so charging it up over night I let Mrs B loose.
Fucking big mistake I will tell you, I am not sure what happened but she is not very hands on; more “Tony and guy” with the clippers and they fucking ran out of charge! leaving me looking like an extra from “Braveheart” I was not impressed, not only did I have half a hair cut but after 3 months of lock down I had an appointment at the vets to have the dog’s anal glands squeezed (my life is great isn’t it)
So I had half a hair cut and had to go out!
Was not a happy bunny, The Amazon charger did not work and I ended up taking the house apart trying to find the original charger, which eventually I did in a box of defunct phones and phone chargers.
I have had a truly cunty day, and I had to open the door to a delivery man who kept a straight face.

Nominated by lord benny

Surely this weapons grade treble cunt must have been on here before? Anyway, if it is even possible the gobshite fuckmonkey is even more of a cunt than I thought he was, after pissing off all the slack jawed yokels in Cornwall, this cockwomble is back and is now using the government Covid scheme loopholes to lay off 500 staff so they can then reapply for their jobs on a lower wage. What a piece of dog shit this cunt really is. I dont know why this surprises. I suppose I didn’t think he could get any lower than whale shit but this stroppy cunt has managed it and deserves to have his nuts flambayed by his ex staff as if they haven’t endured enough of this cunt’s bullshit…..Ramsey you are a cunt…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Well fuck me sideways, so it does, maybe they are competing for the BBC audience?

We all know that the Black Lives Matter movement is a double standard laden pile of cunt. Have a look at this excellent video of a black woman confronting them. She totally owned them. Not reported on the UK media of course.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

What the fuck are these cunts playing at? A cop kills a black man across the fucking Atlantic and utter CUNTS in the UK think it gives them a right to attack our police force? Why? What the actual fuck has this got to do with British cops?

All this is partially deserved though, as it seems our politicians and police chiefs all listen to their ‘community leaders’ and bow down to these bastards. We had the cops taking a fucking knee in solidarity with a bunch of terrorists and anti-white racists/communists (BLM and Antifa) and then getting ten bells of shite knocked out of them for those they arse kissed. I am at an utter fucking loss at how to process this shit anymore.

Here’s and idea, Boris, you soft twat. Get out there and make a speech that you will be sending in the riot police to crack skulls and that those attacking the cops will be filmed and then dealt with in court. And that they could expect to lose their jobs and homes for attacking cops or (heaven forbid) looting in the name of ‘an anti-racism protest’. Anyone throwing petrol bombs or such at cops will be charged with attempted murder at the very least. Do it, you Honey Monster bastard.

Get tough on the cunts. And the BBC need fucking reining in. They are winding people up with their false and dangerous narrative. According to them, it’s because they’re upset about the racist coronavirus and that our cops are just as bad as the Americans. Oh, and they are arrested more by cops because racism. Bollocks! It’s because they commit more fucking crime. End of fucking story. And blacks are much more likely to be killed by other blacks that a copper in the UK. Deal with that first, you cunts.

And as others have said, if ‘Black Lives Matter’ so much, why do they only care when a white cop kills a black criminal in the USA and not when a potential architect does the same thing in their own fucking street for the third time in a month?

Fuck these cunts. I’m done. Crack skulls and deport  if possible.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

That cozzers taking the knee and doing a black power salute is a heap of steaming cunt.
Where were their salutes for one of their own: the young officer who was killed when he was dragged by a car not so long ago?

I also wonder what the scores of girls who were failed and/or ignored by the ‘nothing to see here’ blind eye turning during the disgraceful Operation Augusta think of these ‘salutes’. especially those done buy the GMP?

They performed this circus act for two reasons only. He was black, and because it is trendy and ‘social media law’ to say black lives matter. Even if they think other lives -young coppers and innocent young girls included – don’t.

Nominated by Norman

Please let us cunt “taking a knee”. All over the world people of low intelligence but holding valid SJW cards are taking a knee? For what? As an American commentator said, why is it that the black community start screaming for justice and truth when the person has been damaging their community and is not a nice person ( a black Trump supporter made this comment). Good point. Also encouraging persons to take a knee is surely incitement to commit theft. Not that these cunts need much encouragement In that direction eh.

Nominated by Black biscuit