Amazon

This behemoth keeps piling billions into the bank account of its mega cunt owner who sounds and looks like something from the muppets. Obviously not content with being the richest cunt on the planet this megalomaniac runs sweat shops across the globe with full in tax evasion tax haven measures in place. Obviously he knows he has to pay lip service to being a philanthropist and that is what he does on the understanding those muggy enough to believe he’s really a humanitarian underneath it all believe it. Please please can someone somewhere create a British equivalent to compete wouldn’t be half as bad if we had a cunt of our own answerable to the once great British public. In the meantime my fellow sheep I need to place an Amazon order because it’s all too fucking easy and convenient at the moment…..his wealth has gone up around $400 billion. At this rate he will buy UK Plc and own us all. Mega Cunt

Nominated by RJ Cuntingham

Can I request a colossal waste-of-bandwidth cunting for PIDCAST?

Yes cunters, fresh from having managed to fuck up a parliamentary majority of 9000 in North West Durham, a Labour seat since Pontius was in flying school, instead of getting a proper job Piddlecock has resurfaced as the National Secretary of The Peoples Assembly – ‘who they’ you ask? Well, I’ll tell you: a collection of cunts who think that fucking austerity off and pissing money away on the indolent scrotes who won’t graft but do want beer and money is a good idea. As I say, cunts.

Anyway on with the cunting. The lovely horse-faced Laura has weaseled her way in to a tidy little number and her first effort is to start up ‘Pidcast’ and interview our old favourite: Magic Grandpa! Ta da!
It fucking astounds me how these cunts just cannot get the message – still giving the scruffy old cunt a voice instead of leaving him in the toilet of failure that he so expertly flushed himself down. Obviously her gusset will be damp from the excitement of whispering her fawning slaver to her messiah & no doubt she’ll be thinking how good his wrinkled old cock would have felt up her gary glitter had the Red Flag flown over No10, but for the rest of us it’s a fucking drain on the dwindling bandwidth available, now that all the 5G masts are burnt down.

La Piddlecock is, amd always will be a cunt …and so is her Pidcast.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

MOVIES

No they are fucking “films”. Now if you are a Yank, even living in this country I get it. It’s your culture and your dialect, none of my fucking business. What pisses me off is British people coming out with this fucking shit because they have watched untold hours of American fucking culture on the telly. This is why we have all this “school prom” bollocks these days.
Which , of course, enables a load of cunts to make a load of dosh out of dumb parents who just can’t say no to their brainwashed offspring. Fuck “movies”. Any cunt who says “movies” to me can fuck off out of my face. I just wonder how long it is before we start talking about “movie theatres” in this country. Just fuck off cunts.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

“Spoilsports”

How about the people that spoil everything for the rest of us.

This has been a recurring theme that I have observed throughout my life.

For instance, that cunt in class at school who was a little psycho and didn’t give a fuck about anything, who misbehaved and then we all had to stay behind.
He probably had “ishoos” which of course makes it alright for him to disrupt everyone else and their chance to learn.

In recent times, the cunts that stockpiled and continue to stockpile food which now means that I have to queue for an hour just to buy a loaf of bread and 4 pints of milk.

Or the selfish, me me me and fuck everyone else, self-entitled bastards that congregated in groups in parks and ignored the advice to stay at home, who are the reason that I now haven’t seen my friends and family in almost a month.

Or the people that clap for the NHS, but are probably the same cunts that end up in A&E every weekend because they drank too much and need to have their stomachs pumped because they don’t know their limits and abused ambulance workers who were trying to help them.

Absolute bastards.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

A colossal, and long overdue, cunting for… The Eurovision Song Contest. Every time this drivel is on I refuse to watch it. Hardly anyone votes properly anymore, its been tactical political voting for over a decade. On top of this its meant to be a SINGING competition, which one year was won by a few people baking, yes BAKING, while music was playing. Either fix this shite so that everyone SINGS, and nobody does political voting, or scrap this useless pile of shit altogether. In fact, fuck it, just cancel the thing…along with Britain’s (with foreign people) Got Talent, The Voice and any other similar shitty ‘competitions’. Someone I know, with a great voice, was rejected by BGT because he was ‘too old’…BGT being how we got Susan Boyle and that stupid dog act! Scrap all this shite, and take crap like TOWIE with it!

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror