An arty-farty cunting, if you please, for…

Becca Brown, 35, from Portsmouth, who has stockpiled £2,500- (even going £700- into debt) of NHS-appropriate PPE. Not entirely for her own use, and I didn’t hear any mention if numerous sperm-of-satan kids hanging off her undoubtedly unsworthy tits.
“It’s a lot of money, but worth it for the sense of control it gives me.”

But the best ??

“It’s not just for me, it’s for my (roll of drums…)….ART.”

Mary Whitehouse’s cuntflaps !! I just couldn’t bloody believe it.
“I am putting together an exhibition on the coronavirus, and the PPE that the NHS use on a daily basis is my canvas.”
That’s more fucking precious than a Bond Street jeweller’s window.

“It’s not my job to provide the NHS with PPE.”

I sort of agree with the latter; it’s the gvnmnt’s job.
Evidently, however, it is definitely Ms (or is it Mx) Brown’s job to be a complete and utter tit.

And when she carks, let’s nail her corpse up on the outside of the National Portrait Gallery.
Before then, I hope her MP, Penny Mordaunt, turns up wearing a tightly-belted rubber trench coat, and with a metre-long tohiti cane, to whip this piece of shite senseless, while I stand by, ogling.
If any of you want to see some real art, the camera will be there to record the event.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Becca Brown from Portsmouth fancies herself as a bit of an artist. She’s shelled out thousands for PPE as NHS trusts and care homes across the UK battled to secure equipment needed by medics to treat coronavirus patients – all in the name of art. And, of course, in the name of cashing in…

The admin assistant has spent around £200 on surgical masks, £250 on hand sanitiser and hundreds on coveralls and face shields. She also spent £600 on food including UHT milk and canned goods, alongside purchasing dozens of packets of paracetamol, throat sprays and medicine.

Her £2,500 haul, for which she used savings and a credit card, has landed her £700 in debt – despite her selling on some items for five times their original price. Hmmm…

She plans to use some of her extensive ‘PPE kit’ for an art exhibition : ‘I need my PPE kit to protect myself and for my art exhibition and won’t donate it to the NHS,’ she said. ‘I am putting together an exhibition based on the coronavirus and the items the NHS use every day is my canvas. I make absolutely no apology because as an artist I have to stand by my work and my right to buy what I want.’ Apparently she uses face masks, gloves and gowns to create ‘three dimensional paintings.’ Pretentious? Moi?

Brown went on to insist she ‘doesn’t agree’ with allegations she is ‘selfish’ as ‘the fact that the NHS doesn’t have enough is not my fault – that’s the fault of the government.’

Arts for arts sake, but money for God’s sake, eh?

Congratulations, Becca. You’ve won the Dioclese ‘Cunt of the Week’ award. Perhaps you could use it in your art exhibition…

Nominated by Dioclese

Lockdown Level 3 fast food desperados need a salt filled cunting.

We’ve been downgraded here to Alert level 3, which is essentially Level 4 but with takeaways now open, and as so fucking predictable, there we have the cunts willing to eat that shit queuing up all night to be first in line.

How fucking sad can people be when salt laden, greasy slop masquerading as food is the highlight of their pathetic lives?

Wankers. These will be the same concrete headed losers that forever claim hardship when it comes to feeding their family with proper food, yet always have $20 spare for a bargain bucket of E-number special.

Nominated by KiwiCunt

The Media/Coronavirus/Football.

Just a quick drive-by Cunting for the idea that the Media seem to have that we are all desperate to hear when football will return….I couldn’t care less. I’m aware that some people are interested,but the media seems to believe that we are ALL obsessed by when the multi-millionaire mercenary pantomime will restart.

I wonder if there is some sort of “bread and circuses” thinking behind it…. just give the Plebs their football and they’ll be happy.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

New normal.

A pandemic sized cunting if you please for this nightmarish phrase.
A phrase I only thought possible in a cheap 70s dystopian sci-fi piece.
‘New normal’ is essentially a way for cunts to try pushing living (seemingly indefinitely) like a hermit. Forbidden to experience lifes Joy’s and wonder.
As soft as it sounds life is made worthwhile by what’s outside your door. The ‘old’ normal….. It wasnt perfect and theres plenty about it that could be cunted. But ultimately the reason for getting out of bed in the morning is the possibility of having a laugh, shagging some poor old slapper or drinking copious amounts of booze, down the nearest spit n sawdust….normal for me anyway. But whatever your ‘normal’ is should never be forgotten. It’s a privilege that we in the west were afforded through countless wars and blood spilt. No cunt should try selling to you the idea of a ‘controlled’ life. Bound to the rules of state. Pushing you to accept a loss of freedom through emotional blackmail and fear. Unfortunately the Corona is here. We need to learn to live with it and experience our lives again. Not watch it go by in our front rooms soiling our briefs at maybe dying someday.

Nominated by Cuntoxed

Neuro-Diverse Students – The new buzzword for students with mental-health issues.

Apparently with the current lockdown in place students at Cumbria University are studying from home, but it would seem some of them just can’t cope with the isolation and change of routine. This is causing a “great deal of stress and anxiety”

As a consequence teachers and the university itself are going to change its methods to accommodate these individuals, while also suggesting “We need more positive role models to inspire and empower neuro-diverse learners to join the workforce.”

Recommended adjustments include:-

• Sharing resources prior to a session
• Providing clear content and avoiding unnecessary content that may distract
• Avoiding high contrast colours, considering the dark text on pastel background
• No timed assessments/quizzes if not required
• Communicate in plain language
• Avoid idioms and sarcasm when communicating
• Use images to contextualise the subject

Expect lots of desperate students and other snowflakes to come out with “I’m neuro-diverse, therefore I shouldn’t be told to do this that or the other unless I am accommodated!”

The only real issue I have with all this bollocks is that those people with genuine mental problems (genuine autism, depression etc.) will not receive the help they desperately need because of all those bogus attention-seeking cunts jumping to the front of the queue screaming “I’m having an anxiety attack. Facebook is offline!”

Nominated by Technocunt