Women who take everything personally are cunts.
Not only everything in real life either. They take the hump at absolutely everything and anything that is aimed at a specific woman (fact or fiction) is also aimed at them.
Music. The Stones did Under My Thumb. Yet there really are women who think Mick is singing about all women and especially them personally. A bit fucking strange, considering they have never met the man. Never mind that they weren’t even born when the song was written and recorded.
Television. Women (the same ones as above) who will howl and gripe over characters like Del Boy and Gene Hunt. Saying how they ‘don’t like them’ because they ‘say horrible things about women’. A good job they are fucking fictional then and actors playing parts, isn’t it? Fuck me.
Politics. Any bloke who bemoans what happens when we get a woman Prime Minister (Maggie Thatcher or Theresa Iscariot) gets all the childish ‘What about all the nasty men who have been in charge?’ With Hitler at the top of the list. Only difference being I don’t see insults aimed at Hitler as personal digs at me. And also it’s ‘OK’ for women to tie all men in with Hitler. But say Maggie was a pain and they take it as a personal insult.
And the most recent classic. If anybody says they don’t like the new woke Doctor Who and how the show and the character has been ruined, it’s the automatic ‘Misogynist’ ‘Hater’ ‘Sexist’ and ‘It’s our turn now!’ bollocks. In their crazed fucked up minds, if f you don’t like Jodie Whittakunt, then you don’t like women in general.
Sir Laurence Fox was dead right. They are absolutely fucking bonkers
Nominated by: Norman
And seconded by
Mr Polly
Women
I´ve been reading a gloomy tome by Tolstoy called “The Death of Ivan Ilyich and Other Stories” and was about to reach for the vodka bottle and a cutthroat razor when I came upon this pearl of wisdom in “The Kreuzer Sonata”. Read on then call the cops and have your wife, girlfriend, mistress, paramour, lover, whatever you call her, arrested immediately and throw into the dungeon.
“Count the factories. The greater part of them are engaged in making feminine ornaments. Millions of men, generations of slaves, die toiling like convicts simply to satisfy woman´s caprice. Women, like queens, keep nine-tenths of the human race as prisoners of war, or as prisoners at hard labor… They take revenge for our sensuality; they catch us in their nets.
Women have made of themselves such a weapon to act upon the senses that a young man, and even an old man, cannot remain tranquil in their presence. Watch a popular festival, or our receptions or ball-rooms. Woman well knows her influence there. You will see it in her triumphant smiles.
As soon as a man approaches a woman, he falls under her influence and loses his head. Long ago I felt ill at ease when I saw a woman all dressed up for a ball but now it simply terrifies me. I see in it a danger to men, something contrary to the laws; and I feel a desire to call a policeman, to appeal for defence from some quarter, to demand that this dangerous object be removed.”
ISACers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!
