I want to nominate the irresponsible cunt who whizzes along the Bournemouth promenade on one of those one-wheel gadget things – Segways!

Saw him again this evening and he must have been doing a good 30mph on that thing, swerving from side to side as he avoided other people.

I’ve seen a few arseholes on these things, but he’s the worst and could quite easily kill someone in a collision.

He’s a cunt, so are the retailers who sell it, so is the cunt who invented it.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven 

The Planet of the Apes. No, not the film but the fate of the earth.
Overall world population is predicted to decline by the end of the century, but:-

‘Africa is the only world region projected to have strong population growth for the rest of this century. Between 2020 and 2100, Africa’s population is expected to increase from 1.3 billion to 4.3 billion. Projections show these gains will come mostly in sub-Saharan Africa, which is expected to more than triple in population by 2100. ‘

We wont be around to see it but can you imagine a world sunk to the level of Nigeria or any of the African shitholes. They will be living in shit and moving out to overwhelm the borders of civilisation. We see how it has worked out now in areas of the USA, Caribbean, Europe.

God help our descendants.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Since the lockdown, I have noticed a lot of these cunts about. Tearing along the road with a poor mutt on a long leash trying to keep up.

Although I don”t own a dog, I and Mrs C have been  dog-sitting for three weeks every year for some time.

My experience in walking the said beast, is that  it likes to spend a lot sniffing about and generally wandering about at it’s own liesure.

I find it verging on animal cruelty by these “me, me, me” cunts who make their pets run full pelt along with them.

Ride your bikes by all means – but on your fucking own!

I also include joggers running with dogs in this cunting.

PS. My sister saw one of these cunts come off his bike when the dog suddenly stopped for a sniff and wrapped the leash around a tree. Ha! Fucking! Ha!

Nominated by: Cuntalugs 

Neil Warnock.

I’m absolutely amazed that he hasn’t already been cunted by someone on this fine website. Does he hold the record for being the most sacked manager ever? I’d be amazed if he doesn’t. Why does the geriatric cunt keep getting employed? Even if he does get you promoted you’re highly likely to get relegated next season.

He’s a championship manager at best and is totally incapable of keeping anyone in the big time. As a Blades fan I think he’s a total cunt.

Good luck Boro, you’ll need it.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

I shall keep it sweet and simple; easy cook rice is a cunt.

It isn’t easier to cook than other rice as you still do the fundamentals of putting rice in a pan with water, so off the bat it’s a lying cunt.

It takes far, far longer than normal long grain rice and the end product is chewier and less appealing than its normal counterpart.

It isn’t tasty, like basmati, or individual in its purpose for a specific dish, like risotto rice.

It has flooded the supermarket shelves. Why?! Why is this? It fucks up meals as it is so shit. Such a poor product.

What a cunt!!!

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus