A right on, clenched fist cunting for Congresswoman Maxine Waters of California, snowflake capital of the world.

Waters recently stopped her car and went to ‘assist’ a black man who had been pulled over by the police in LA. She stated ‘they stopped a brother so I went to see what they were doing’.

What they were doing? Heaven forbid, they may have been doing their jobs! I couldn’t say whether her actions might constitute interfering in police business, but they strike me as ill-judged to say the least. What would she have done if her ‘bro’ had pulled out a gun and started shooting?

And doesn’t her ‘stopped a brother’ rhetoric tell us all that we really need to know? Without any prior knowledge of the situation, it pretty much looks as though her immediate assumption was that the actions of the police were racially motivated. Moreover, I’d say that we can safely conclude that if it hadn’t been ‘a brother’ who’d been stopped, she’d have just carried straight on by without bothering to ‘assist’. Now to me, that seems to be, well, a little bit, you know, racist…

No doubt the congresswoman feels smug to have scored a few plus points with the woke BLM crowd, but in my view, she’s made herself look like a sanctimonious, busy-bodying humbug.

In short, a cunt.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Imagine a 3-way with her and Flabbott! Only the desperate need apply – admin)

Especially American punk rock is a massive cunt. A manufactured pile of shit remake of UK punk because like most things those yank cunts try to replicate off us, its fucking shit! All them cunts like Blink 182, Sum 41 etc. are the cunts I’m referring to.

(aside from “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”, Green Day are tragically and one dimensionally crap too – admin)

Every day I hear that droney terrible shit on the radio and I’ve had to start muting it when it comes on because it annoys me that much. Luckily the cunts haven’t quite tarnished the likes of The clash or Sex Pistols’ reputation, but made good fucking effort of it. All their songs have the same wrist slitting cuntish tone to them with all the cunts looking like hippy doloids with their blue and pink fucking hair (GROWN FUCKING BLOKES WITH BLUE FUCKING HAIR).

American punk epitomises everything I hate about yanks. Rehashed, manufactured cunts who take good things from other countries especially us and drag it through the fucking dirt. Shame on you horrible yank cunts and those cunts on Radio X for always promoting them. Those cunts are also part of the fucking problem by playing their shit. I suggest a petition is started to outlaw all of their shit music anywhere outside their cuntish wasteland.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntington 

Money Expert (that shit-whacked switching site and which is absolutely not Money Saving Expert but does fuck-all to differentiate itself)… is a cunt.

If this bunch of useless ignorant cunts with their shite UKTV play advert with some overpaid tart fannying around to right said freds one-shit-wonder to flog their shitty switching site isn’t enough- the bastards send round knobs in a high viz jackets at all hours pretending to be from the council or something to get you to sign up to some shitty deal from their pre-selected pile of companies who shove them a bung with every poor sap they bully into switching into some other crap shit deal and stitching them up over the exit fees. fuckerS!

For those of us who stick a big fuck-off sign on our doors saying no cunting-cold callers or unwashed salestwats these jizz free bell ends with their cheap tablets ignore them so often you wonder if they were held down and bleach tipped into their eyes which would explain the huge big fuck-off blind spot they say they have when they mumble “I didn’t see that big fuck off sign sir/madam – are you paying too much for your fucking electricity?”. Sometimes they come in pairs so you don’t know whose big-fuck-off nose and smug face you want to punch first.

Now we are all getting back to some sense of normality these shitfaced bastards are roaming the streets again – best case scenario, they’ll cough on you and you won’t get nothing. Worst case they’re riddled with COVID and will splutter all over you when they say “professional” bringing down anyone over 70 in your street or who are shielding sending them six feet under before their time. Within a month these Money Expert doorstepping pricks will centuple the R-rate just for doing their pissing jobs.

The saddest thing is that in some kind of coup they’ve buggered my childhood by taking all-round good-girl and CountryFile presenter Michaela Strachan and swindled her to endorsing them and their piss-poor website giving them a sense of credibility that anyone who has had the misfortune to deal with them is wondering why someone who is relatively harmless would take their relatively respectable career and nail it to a fucking dumpster truck just because these arses asked her to.

As letters, signs and fuck-knows-what doesn’t work on this dicks I’ve taken to buying a big fuck-off German Shepard and keeping a baseball bat by the door the next time these pricks come to visit

Nominated by: Bum Bag 

(Just to clarify, this has nothing to do with Martin Lewis’ “Money Saving Expert” website. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2016/04/warning-money-expert-cold-callers-are-nothing-to-do-with-moneysavingexpertcom/

 – admin)

Bercow is a hypocritical cunt.

Having finally left the commons, I actually thought this nasty, deranged, dwarf of a cuck would slither off into obscurity. No such fucking luck. He’s come out in defence of Julian Lewis, the so called Conservative MP, who plotted against another Conservative with Labour and the SNP to steal the Chairmanship of the commons intelligence and security committee from Chris Grayling, the government’s preferred choice. Now, granted, Grayling wouldn’t be my first choice for anything, but to actually plot with opposition MPs to get a Chairmanship, purely for your own advancement, you’ve got to be a cunt.

Well, the government responded to what I consider an act of treachery against one of his fellow party members, by withdrawing the whip from Lewis. Now Bercow has responded to this by calling the government “spiteful and malicious”. Excuse me? What the fuck did you just say, you nasty little dwarf? YOU, of ALL people, with a reputation for being an arrogant, entitled, bullying twat. YOU, who spent 3.5 years actively trying to erase the democratically expressed will of the British people, are going to use the words “spiteful” and “malicious” against others? Fuck off.

You toxic midget. You fucking hypocrite. How dare you call out anyone on their behaviour after what you’ve been accused of? It seems to me that little Bercow, despite his claims that he wasn’t bothered that he’s the first Speaker in centuries not to be automatically granted one, is still hugely butthurt about not getting a peerage. And let’s face it, when you’re dealing with an ego the size of Bercow’s we’re talking nuclear explosion levels of butthurt. Try some Anusol, you fucking hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Obesity is No Longer the Responsibility of the Individual

I just read in The Daily Fail that 876,000 people went to a UK hospital last year for being obese, either diagnosed as obese (primary problem) or their obesity was causing problems such as joint problems (obesity was secondary but the cause of the admission.) The figures came from NHS Digital which I checked weren’t misreported in The Fail.

Staggering statistics and makes you want to shout ‘stop eating all the pies’ but nowadays you can’t say obesity is the fault of the individual or that it is down to the individual to lose weight. In fact, this was the conclusion of a study backed by the government as long ago as 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7047244.stm

There has been a move away from personal responsibility and doctors are arguing that obesity is either a disease or an addiction and certainly not the choice of the individual. https:www.thesun.co.uk/news/9527772/obesity-disease-epidemic-not-choice/

I also found this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49795808 where a report by ‘top psychologists’ again say obesity is not the fault of the individual and trotted out the old cliché that poor people don’t have access to healthy food!!! Are you really telling me that a carrot isn’t cheaper than a bag of chips and that Lidl don’t sell fruit and veg?

I’ve just learned my local council estimates a revenue loss of 6 million quid this year due to the impact of SARS-Covid-2 but they still have a ‘wellness team’ on their payroll waiting to help you to not be fat. What a complete waste of money and my council tax contributes to that. There’s likely wellness teams up and down the country! Then there’s the cost of legislating for fatties – sin taxes on sugar for example. The Daily Fail article said Boris will be unveiling a plan to combat obesity – no doubt this means yet more money will be found from Rishi’s magic money tree that we’ll have to pay back in taxes. Some figures estimate 15% of the health budget alone could be spent on fatties between now and 2050.

When Katie Hopkins came out in 2015 telling fatties they just ‘need a kick up the arse’ she was denounced as a cruel ‘fat shamer’. I seem to remember Hopkins on the This Morning show saying she would put on a load of weight and then set about losing it thereby demonstrating just how bloody simple it is with a bit of effort. Then came the parade of the weak complaining ‘waaah, you’re horrible, I’m fat ‘coz its genetic.’

The world has gone mad and the politically correct approach is to call someone who is grossly fat as ‘a person living with obesity’, its not their fault, its because they’re deprived or they are victims of the obesity epidemic. There you have it, this is just PC bullshit from liberals. Fatties are victims and the State is responsible.

And on that note I’m off for a long walk with the dogs.

Nominated by: Cuntologist