Dig deep, spread the muck, and don’t call a spade a spade, unless you want to incur the wrath of “Professor” Fowler, the academic who, like a tub of Vanish, forces out hidden dirt.
The Professor (as in “Professor Jimmy Edwards”?) has the ear of the National Trust, and taking th bit btween her horsey teeth has decided in a book called “Green Unpleasant Land” that gardening is naughty, because it colludes with our “colonial past”, and it’s racist, and, well, just too beastly for a lady of her refinement:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9153499/Academic-says-GARDENING-roots-racial-injustice.html
As it is the weekend, perhaps a Boggs gardening tip might not come amiss. If you live in her part of the country, and you are planting up some shrubs this weekend, make a beeline to her lavatory, because her output is guaranteed to be 100% pure shit – just like her book, which would make a very good mulch.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs



