The modern Beauty contest is a cunt, isn’t it.

Kataluna Enriquez has won the Miss Silver State USA pageant, an event considered a preliminary competition for Miss Nevada. Great, well done. I’m sure we all want to say, “Congratulations, mate” and slap him on the back. That’s right, Kataluna is a biological male.

Enriquez will now move on to the state competition that leads to Miss USA and, eventually, the Miss Universe competition. Willy win that? Only a dick would bet against him, erm her.

Sometimes you have to prick yourself to check you’re not dreaming. This just gets on my wick.

Apparently Enriquez mentioned that at a previous pageant, when event organisers found out he was a transgender, they required him to provide medical documents to prove he was female. What’s the problem? They should have a standard questionnaire:
Were you born a man?
Have you got an X and Y chromosome?
Does your scrotum sometimes itch?

Presumably they couldn’t get a straight answer.

Enriquez also moaned that the organisers also allegedly refused to assign her a roommate. They couldn’t have been thinking straight.

I’ll say one thing, this Enrique’s got balls.

https://www.out.com/news/2021/3/23/kataluna-enriquez-makes-history-out-trans-pageant-winner-nevada

(Link provided by the ironically named Dickie Dribbler – thank you sir! – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

A novelty ‘cos we is Welsh’ cunting for Swnami, a vocal group apparently.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56409123

‘Why can’t we sing in Welsh and be successful?’ They cry.

Fuck me sideways. How fucking stupid can they get? No fucker outside of Upper Cwmscwt would have any interest these gormless bastards. But hang on, it gets better:-

“If people like Christine and the Queens can sing in French why cant we sing in Welsh.’

Perhaps because French is the first and only language of millions of Froggies whereas no fucker whatsoever speaks only Welsh. Even in Upper Cwmscwt, you deluded twats. Plus Swnami isnt even Welsh. Like most of Welsh since about 1200AD it is a bastardised foreign word, in this case Japanese. They may as well call themselves ‘poppiti ping’

Made I laugh though.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Bible alone or ‘Sola Scriptura’ is the problem.

Yes from Luther, Calvin, Zwingli the cry was to hell with the ‘traditions of men’ all we need is the Bible alone as the sole rule of Faith.

But the problem with that is every Tom, Dick and Harry can set himself as an authority on the Bible and start his own church.

The joke number of Protestant denominations (from a protestant source) is 32,000. That’s 32,000 different interpretations of the Bible. And the differences are not small either- the nature of the Godhead, whether baptism is needed for salvation, church governance.

Yes the Catholic Church did guard the bible jealously for fear of erroneous Interpretation in the past. Remember it is 2000 years old and has much much experience dealing with heretics.

On the surface sola scriptura is a very attractive notion. Here in England for example we have the idea that the Reformation freed the people from the ‘clutches of the Catholic Church’. The people could read the Bible for themselves. How liberating! And decide for themselves what it meant!. Yes why not? It all sounds so good and open and freedom-loving and casting off the ‘yolk of Rome’.

But therein lay the chaos of the the plethora of churches we see around us today. Such division is a scandal.

Given this day from his Chair in the See of Barnsley, Pope Plastic.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sola_scriptura#:~:text=Sola%20scriptura%20(%22by%20scripture%20alone,for%20Christian%20faith%20and%20practice.

Police and Crime Commissioners are useless cunts.

On 6 May we will be able to vote for Police and Crime Commissioners (PCC) who will do fuck all for the next four years except get big salaries (there are 41 of the cunts ffs, all with big offices run by highly paid CEOs) and do as they are told by the Chief Constable.

I tried to think of an instance when our PCC had ever done anything to improve policing and reduce crime in our area. Unsurprisingly I could come up with fuck all unless you count making the police fucking invisible whenever there is any crime .

Nobody is fooled by these token elections for faceless cunts that we never hear of from one election to the next. The public fiances have been wiped out by the Covid fiasco and unprecedented levels of austerity are on the way. Surely PCCs are a luxury we can no longer afford? Time to pull the plug on these leeches?

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/candidate-or-agent/police-and-crime-commissioner-elections

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Daft wokie twat has to have her say about the Chicken George trial. She tweeted “ if only I had been there…..I might have been able to help.”
Oh really? Now what the fuck would you be doing in the black area of Minneapolis? There are no 4 grand a night hotels down there darling. Maybe you could have saved his druggie life with a rendition of “Turn Back Time” you fucking bandwagon jumper?
By the way, has this skank apologised yet for “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”. That’s well raaaaaaay-sist.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog