What is it with people that mispronounce their words by adding an ‘r’ in an inappropriate place?
There are regional differences with words like ‘bath’ and ‘grass’ but what really pisses me off are the people that try to appear posh or intelligent by shoving an ‘r’ in a word where it simply doesn’t belong.
Newsreaders are the worst offenders, telling us about events in Parkistarn or Irarn. It’s spelt and pronounced Pakistan and Iran you thick cunts. Don’t newsreaders have producers? Why are they allowed to speak in such a way to the nation?
I was watching the BBC news when the stupid Indian looking woman insisted on using the word ‘plarstic’ when talking about crap in the oceans.
On a daytime antiques programme one presenter was going on about ‘alibarster’ from ‘Darmarscus’. He happens to be the same cunt that puts an ‘r’ in the word ‘off’ to pronounce it as ‘orf’. The silly cunt.
That fat, greedy pig Rick Stein was on a programme where he was in India. He kept going on about how tasty his ‘Mardras’ curry was.
Perhaps the most widely misused ‘r’ is from the complete wankers that order a ‘larteh’ in their overpriced coffee shops.
They are too thick to know that latte is Italian for milk and in Italian, like many languages, words are pronounced exactly as they are written.
Go into a café in Italy and ask for a ‘larteh’ and you may, after some confusion, be served with a glass of milk. What you won’t get is a coffee with milk, a Caffè latte.
Fucking pretentious is what it is, and the people that speak like this are all bastards!
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter
