Theresa May [2]

"I told a porky this big, and got away with it!"

“I told a porky this big, and got away with it!”

Theresa May is spouting shite
Vote for her – get Brexit-lite
In or out don’t be deceived
If she gets in we’ll never leave

Nominated by: Poet and don’t know it!

Saint Theresa will tell you anything you want to hear to get to number 10.

We’re not interested in uniting the Conservative, Theresa. We’re interested in carrying out the wishes of the British people in a referendum to leave the EU and anyone who believes you will deliver that is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Turncoat Theresa is an untrustworthy cunt who puts personal power before of the will of the people. Urquhart would be proud of her…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Antidemocracy marchers

Well known racist cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

Well known cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

My first cunting has to be all those on the march for EU at the moment. What a bunch of salty wet cunts. The many banners of the student/teen marchers saying “save our futures” go to fucking work and save for your future you cunts.

These tossers make me wretch, they need a good slap and a dose of the real world!

Nominated by: Cuntstubble

20 – 40k cunts marching through London with I love EU banners. Dover’s that way, now fuck off.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Young Remain Moaners

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I know that they have been cunted daily since the result of last week’s referendum, but these cunts show no sign of stopping their whinging. So listen up you cunts and have the decency to give a thought to our forebears.

100 years ago tomorrow, my Grandfather and thousands of other poor bastards went over the top to keep us free from the Hun. He was badly wounded in the Battle of the Somme, and was crippled for the rest of his life, yet we never heard him complain, as he considered himself luckier than those poor sods who were killed.

You – the youth of today – are fucking lucky.

Stop whining

Nominated by: Big Al

Young remainers

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Young remainers need a cunting. “OLD PEOPLE HAVE DESTROYED OUR FUTURE” they wail, like the whingeing, infantile fuckwits they are. “NO THEY FUCKING DIDN’T” I keep shouting back. Though I don’t think they’re listening. The fact is, only 38% of young people aged between 18-24 years old voted. Most of them chose to be traitors. That means SIXTY TWO percent of 18-24 year olds who were eligible to vote, couldn’t be bothered to get of their arses and have their say.

Now, I’ve always been of the opinion that if you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to whinge if a vote doesn’t go your way. You had a chance to make a difference, but you couldn’t be bothered to do anything. In my book, that means you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! If you lazy cunts had bothered to drag your arses out of bed and put your cross in the box, there’s a good chance we’d still be part of the EU now. But you DIDN’T. And don’t you DARE blame anyone else for what subsequently happened. Because, 62% IT’S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Sore losers

Britain Reacts To The EU Referendum Result

There’s nothing I despise more than a sore loser. And Remainers have proven to be the sorest of losers.

Their utter contempt for democracy, by demanding a second referendum and threatening legal challenges goes beyond pathetic. ALL DAY we have been subjected to the graceless, braindead twitter ramblings of cunts like JK Rowling, James Corden, Benedryl Cuntslap, Vivienne Westwood and even the demented ramblings of Lindsay fucking Lohan.

It’s OVER. The people have spoken and they have rejected the EU. Quit your bitching, because it won’t change anything. You’re all rich enough to be able to fuck off to another country, so exercise that right and FUCK OFF! If anything, this referendum has shown that the UK has a massive problem with arrogant left wing cunts, who have no respect for democracy or the British people.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw