THE BBC AND WAYCISM:

Beat the drum, light the lights, we have nothing to hit but the heights – or lows of the BBC. Could anything knock Covid19 off the top of the news on Wireless 4 – could anything cause more vocal distress to Justin Webb, Evan Davis and Sarah Montague? – surely that would be impossible. It has occupied their every waking hour for weeks. Oh yes – it could: Welcome to the new BBC Wireless 4 cause of the week – Racism in general and George Floyd in particular. Hours have been spent going on about Trump, tear gas and Bibles. Dame Kweer has been reported favourably as being “surprised” Boris has had nothing to say about George (unlike Dame Kweer he has more pressing worries than what his idiots Lammy and Phillips might say next without thinking, which they never do, and which dick to suck next). This morning they struck rock bottom. Just after the Shipping Forecast (I am still interested even after all these years) comes a programme called Prayer For the Day where for two minutes an Imam, or Sikh, or, if you are talking mainstream religion, a woman will attitudenise for two minutes. This week it is an American woman of colour – a Canon no less (they love American wimmin of colour on Wireless 4, especially pseudo intellctuals like Bonny Greer) and she told us in VERY SERIOUS tones that “racism is a sin”. There was a bit about white privledge as well in there somewhere. Just to show how Wireless 4 is pure, and entirely free of sin, later today at midday they will be broadcasting “Girl, Woman, Other” a daily misery memoir reading for two weeks about – well, American wimmin of colour. If you miss it then it is on again tonight at 2245, so you have a chance to improve your aim then.

I long for the days when the BBC entertained rather than preached – as Dr Johnson might have said “The BBC preaching sir?, The BBC preaching is like a dog walking on its hind legs. It is not done well – one wonders it is done at all”.

The old broad this morning sounded a right old battleaxe. She might have been Les Dawson’s mother-in-law “The wife’s mother came round again last night. After a short struggle we were able to sedate her again”.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ok, one more, because the motherfuckers have asked for it, by not learning a fucking thing from the furore over Maitlis and her bullshit monologue.

Newsnight, once again, deserves a nomination. Aaand Maitlis is back on the show, coming out with fake statistics that purportedly show that the UK has suffered more deaths than the entire EU. Just one problem, the figures are complete and utter bollocks. The FT has already exposed the fact that reporting in EU countries, is flawed. In fact some of the data in foreign countries is so unreliable that, according to the FT’s data guy John Burn-Murdoch, if England had adopted Spain’s new ‘method’, it would have reported just 20 new deaths yesterday (3rd May).

Newsnight is supposed to provide in depth analysis of the headlines, but apparently, nobody on that poxy show considered the numbers to be in any way suspect. Apparently, Newshite got these figures from a site known as “Worldometer”, a site that even Wikipedia thinks is bollocks. The data manager for independent statistics website Our World In Data told CNN that “We think people should be wary, especially media, policy-makers and decision-makers. This data is not as accurate as they think it is.” There you have it, and expert speaks. So why the fuck has Newshite decided to ignore the scandal they found themselves in last week, and jump straight into another? Surely, nobody is that much of a cunt. Oh, wait. This is the BBC. Of course they are.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

BBC Newsnight and Emily “cuntstick” Maitlis. Again. The BBC and Maitlis have taken a lot of flak today for their “news” show, and rightly so. Under Paxman’s helm, it wasn’t too bad, but with Maitlis in charge, it’s regressed into nothing more than far left propaganda, ably demonstrated by the latest edition of the show, in which fucktard Maitlis delivered a stinging monologue on Cummingsgate and Boris Johnson, and repeating the now debunked claims initially made by the Sunday Mirror, The Mirror and the Guardian (real bastions of truth and integrity there), including the claim that he made a second trip to Durham based on an allegation made by ONE supposed witness. And he turns out to be something of a cunt too, he claims he googled the registration of the car he thought belonged to Cummings. I mean, what normal person does that? No normal person, but someone with an axe to grind would. Incidentally, an opening monologue seems to be standard now on News Shite, which has led to some to compare it to a left wing version of Fox News.

To much surprise, the BBC has issued a half hearted apology, in which they admit that they did not meet their impartiality standards, which weren’t that high to begin with. They also deleted the clip they posted on Twatter. Maitlis however, ever ready to show us what an utter cunt she is, retweeted the clip, which some other prick had posted. Given that Maitlis has a track record of proving she is entirely biased toward the left, I would say that the BBC have grounds to now issue her with a formal warning, and a copy of their impartiality guidelines. Ideally, they should fucking sack the twat. They won’t do either though, because she’s one of the BBC’s sacred cow’s (pun very much intended), a woman. If she were, she’d be out on her far left arse.

Considering the BBC is so keen on keeping the TV tax, they really aren’t doing a good job of convincing taxpayers that they provide value for money. In fact, they’re now just proving what cunts they are on a daily basis.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The BBC

As I predicted, there was a sudden increase in coronavirus infections during ramadamadingdong. And as predicted, the BBC blamed the increase on VE Day celebrations.

Their article makes out that the mosques are closed and that they aren’t gathering (and won’t when Eid starts soon). Well, in Lancashire there have been a few social media posts showing that they’ve been gathering in large groups outside mosques (and then going inside). It’s been going on a over the country too, apparently.

But no, the spike was caused by VE celebrations, of course.

Utterly predictable, utterly pathetic and soon, in my opinion, about to lose their precious licencing fee arrangements.

These cunts have been taking the fucking piss for too long now.

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-52715571

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

The BBC again but from a different angle.

I looked through the TV listings for Weds May 20. And this is what I found on BBC1. The flagship.

The fucking One Show – lightweight pap and free advertising for cunts.

A documentary on the world stone skimming championships. Yes, you read that right.

The Repair shop which features the restoration of a dictionary. Fucking riveting.

British Sewing Bee. Watch cunts sewing. Thrills and spills. Repeat.

People Just do Nothing – substandard shite, escaped from BBC3 about London DJs and rappers. Repeat.

A Question of Sport. Repeat

Islam, Women and Me. No surprise there. Repeat.

At the same time BBC2 had mostly repeats of shite which shouldn’t have been seen the first time around.

This is what we get for our BBC poll tax.

I rest my case.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The BBC are due yet another nomination. First of all, last Thursday (23rd April) was, as us patriots know, St Georges day. The day when most English people raise a glass to their nation’s patron saint. Unfortunately, the BBC and most of the media for that matter, but the BBC mostly, made no mention of it. And this wasn’t because they simply forgot. It was because a minority group happened to be having a religious event at the same time. Ramadamadingdong. And as we all know, the religion of violence and hate MUST have its religious days promoted to the exclusion of all else. This has also led to the Lib Dems finally going full insane, with Ed Davy and a number of his loony followers fasting to show their solidarity with their Muslim brothers and sisters. Fuck…Me. Happily though, being far left, things didn’t go according to plan, because one of them, a Lib Dem councillor, then decided to tweet a photo of themselves just before they started fasting…with a plate of eggs and BACON. Facepalm.

My main reason for nominating the Biased Bullshit Corporation though, was the recent episode of Panorama. Because of the times we live in, it was a thorough, honest and completely impartial investigation in to the government’s handling of the Bat Flu and it’s attempts at getting sufficient PPE for medical staff. Except…it wasn’t any of that. They had medical professionals on, doctors and nurses, who duly set about blaming the government and painting a picture of the NHS being in meltdown. Cause for concern indeed, n’est ce pas? Except….all six of the medical staff on the programme were connected to the Labour party. Yes mes amis, those completey impartial, non-partisan unbiased cock jockeys at the BBC broke their own guidelines by not mentioning that the people they had on to slag off the government, ALL had connections and/or affilitions to Labour. They either were or had been activists for that most insidious of political parties.

BBC guidelines state that when relevant to the context, the affiliations of those presented on a show be made known to the audience and viewers. This did not happen, and there is no way the BBC did not know, since all of those people are well known Labour supporters. What should have been an informative piece of investigative journalism, became an hour long political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party, and that is a fucking disgrace. I won’t hold my breathe for an apology. But I look forward to hearing the bullshit laden explanation they come up with. BBC, Berating Britain, Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw