EastEnders

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I would like to nominate EastEnders for a proper cunting…

Yet another rape story. Sure, it’s a terrible, dehumanizing thing. But to make out it’s for raising awareness? What a load of crap. These cunts do this sort of shit just to shock and get ratings… There have been more rapes and murders in the Queen Vic than the Bates Motel and Rillington Place combined. One murder can close a pub. Yet that shithole is still open after several deaths, killings, dead bodies, sexual assaults and fires.

Not to mention the countless incest stories (Filddled wiv by Uncle ‘Arry/Archie/Ernie etc), the ‘Is me sister me mum?’ shite (they’re doing that one again), swapping dead babies, all the slags and wannabe Krays that seem to be in endless supply, the obligatory murder and the pathetic ‘Whodunnit?’ circus that always follows, and that fat bald cunt (Phil Mitchell) who gets away with every fucking crime and misdemeanaour known to man.

EastEnders is fucking shite!

Nominated by: Norman

Rona Fairhead

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And now it seems the BBC have gone and chosen a dyke to run the operation… Is it time to cunt the BBC and its leftist approach, which of course is really when you spend other peoples money on building a minority utopia.

Greg and Rona. Two Dykes for the price of one.

That Chris Patton was a cunt too…

Nominated by: The Captain

Greg Dyke

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Greg Dyke is a cunt…. This wanker is now complaining that the Football Association is “Too white and too male.” What is wrong with either of those? And what the fuck does he want it to be?!

OK, a game that is played by men, managed by men, watched (mainly) by men and is (supposed to be) a man’s game, as they say…. Yet Dyke wants to turn the FA into another BBC (Dyke used to run that pisspot of a Corporation too!)?! The same BBC: where being a man (or white, for that matter) is now a handicap, and people get top jobs as token gestures because of their (female) gender, skin colour or (homo)sexuality… The FA has its faults, but this is potential madness… One can imagine the scenario: “This man/woman has no knowledge or experience of the game. But he/she has worked at the BBC and is either/or black and/or gay, so they get on the FA board..”

They have already got women bloody linesmen (assistant referee, my arse!). If they get involved in running the game itself, then football really is in trouble… Who is going to be on the FA board? Allan Carr? Lenny Henry? Caitlin cunting Moran? (Oh, and Sol Campbell of course)… Political correctness has damaged enough of Blighty as it is… If it takes over our football then we are fucked…

Nominated by: Norman

Steven Moffat

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Steven Moffat is a cunt. This smug, self satisfied, BBC royalty, nu-Who twat has ruined one of my favourite boyhood TV shows. His plots and stories are appalling. That River Song bollocks that lasted over two series (If she says “Spoilers” once fucking more….).

The frankly ludicrous story arcs and the substandard villains he has created. His terrible to non-existent use of classic Doctor Who foes (He has never written a decent Dalek or Cybermen story, and I dare say he never will!). Moffat claims to be a longtime Who fan, but I don’t think he gets it at all. His episodes of that Sherlock Holmes thing are also shite.

Been watching “Genesis Of The Daleks” featuring the great Tom Baker on The Horror Channel. That’s the real shit.

And that presenter on that particular channel (Emily Booth, I think). I’d really give that one…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Radio 4

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Radio 4 are cunts. And mostly Scottish cunts.

James ‘Nockerty’…It’s Naughty you cunt.

Sarah ‘How long can I string out this question for’ McGregor plus a fist full of other snippy accented, expatriate, enjoying the life down south, fried Mars-bar scoffing, booze raddled, ‘Rabbie’ Burns quoting toss pots whos’ names if I try and remember will make me chainsaw my face off.

And Mull of Kintyre can fuck right off. Enough already.

Nominated by: Fleaboy