Non-Western Culture (2)

Im cunting non Western “culture”. Lets have a quick peek.

Islamic culture is basically tiles that anyone can whack up in their bathroom.

China is as old as ancient Egypt and the cunts don’t even have a legible writing system. The yellow cunts have a medical system just as backward. “Indigenous” cunts, a few feathers, bits of beads, wood and other flotsam and jetsam. Africa ……. How embarrassing. A few wooden masks and Benin Bronzes made from bronze coin obtained from…..slavery.

Other assorted bits and pieces that the BBC thinks are “civilisations”. What a laugh.

Arrayed against that, Giotto, Salisbury Cathedral, Leonardo De Vinci, Shakespeare, Dante, Churchill and an endless mind boggling number of stale pale men who created everything and are responsible for the disaster of 7.8 billion people on this planet, the utterly ungrateful cunts.

Fuck em.

Nominated by: smugcunt

Not so Green Recycling

The endless bollocks about so called green energy is a cunt.

if you study the above pic, the little yellow thing is a bulldozer and the white things being buried are the blades of wind turbines that wear out and are not recycled.

This literally makes so called clean wind energy a load of bollocks, ipso facto.

WTF else is being flushed, buried, set on fire, hidden, shot into space in the name of so called green energy, that’s before they find about little African kids digging Coltan out of the ground for electric car batteries.

So if all this really is bullshit, there must be a lot of cunts making allot of money out of this shit to warrant keeping it going….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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Sports Fans in Fancy Dress

(I certainly Fancy her Dress! – Day Admin)

Cunts who go to sporting events in fancy dress are… well… cunts.

Grown men dressed up in ridiculous costumes, like Batman, Star Wars Stormtroopers, the Devil, Mexican bandits and the Super Mario Brothers. I saw all of these during the Test Match against New Zealand at Trent Bridge yesterday.

Such desperate look at me attention seeking is utterly pathetic, and these immature narcissistic cunts should not be allowed into the ground if they are not dressed suitably.

Nobody from my father’s generation would have made such a wanker of themselves by dressing like a complete cunt and acting like a tosser in front of the TV cameras.

If some cunt went in fancy dress on to the Stretford End or the Kippax in the 70s, they would have been torn limb from limb.

Needless to say, these cunts who were at Trent Bridge will have selfied themselves and posted their pictures all over social media. Such are the cunt levels in today’s society and the attention seeking culture we have these days. What a load of cunts.

No self respect whatsoever. These tossers will think they are being ‘fun’ ‘wacky’ and ‘characters’.

No, they are being cunts.

Trent Bridge News Link

Nominated by: Norman

Multiethnolect – the “future” of the English language

“Multiethnolect” is a horrible phrase and tells you all you need to know. The term refers to Multicultural London English (MLE) and it could become Britain’s dominant dialect within 100 years as inner-city effnik slang goes mainstream.

MLE is likely to become mainstream in the next 100 years, academics have said, with social media platforms and grime music helping to spread the “multiethnolect” across the UK. This could lead to slang terms like the greeting “wagwan” (what’s going on), “peng” (good/attractive), “ends” (neighbourhood) and “bare” (very/a lot) becoming common nationwide, along with the use of “man” instead of “I” and “you” or “he”.

MLE has spread among young people in diverse communities whose parents did not speak English as their first language, or spoke patois, with the influence of Jamaican dialect leading it to be nicknamed “Jafaican” (Jamaican and fake). It’s being spread further by the internet.

Currently, it is largely used by Snowflakes, but experts have said that as this generation ages their linguistic quirks will move away from being a youthful slang to the mainstream English of people in middle age, helping to make it more standardised and socially acceptable.

The way we are going, correct English usage could soon be extinct. Much of the blame lies with the education system, too lazy and scared to teach correct standard English to the offspring of Third World refuse and their imitators who think it cool and woke to speak like something that’s just crawled out of the gutter.

What has happened to the language of Shakespeare and Milton? I hope it does not come to pass. Is de nightmare Bro, innit?

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: MMCM

Buying a House – US Style

Following the recent nomination about selling a house, it seemed like a good idea to cunt buying a house.

This is what is happening in my local housing market. Some terminology is a bit Yank-centric so I’ll explain as I go. One thing to bear in mind is the fundamental difference between the US and UK when it comes to buying a house. In the UK, the transaction is fundamentally a legal one, often handled by solicitors. In the US, it’s fundamentally a financial transaction, handled by cunts of course, just not lawyer cunts.

The underlying problem is the local housing market has become “over heated”. Meaning, the inventory is too low and the demand is too high. This has created a “seller’s market”. This used to mean prices are rising, homes sell quicker and at the listed price. However, this seller’s market is hyper aggressive and completely hostile towards buyers.

Two factors are causing this situation. First, too many people are moving to the main population/employment centres in Texas (e.g. Dallas, Austin, Houston, etc.). Some major corporations have also relocated to Texas over the last couple of years including HP, Samsung, Tesla and Oracle.

Californians are waking up to the fact California is an over taxed, hyper-expensive shit hole. They are moving to Texas in droves, bringing their liberal, woke, democrat fuckwittery with them and driving up house prices. The second factor is Realtors (Estate Agents) are being complete cunts.

This is what is going on:

1. Preapproval.
Realtors are not allowing buyers to even view properties without the buyers being preapproved. This means buyers must go through the motions of applying for and securing a mortgage for a house which has not yet been identified. Basically, all the financing has to be in place and ready to execute. In times gone by you could still do this if you wanted to, but now Realtors have made it mandatory. Gone are the days when you could speculatively look at houses to see what you like/don’t like, check out the local area, etc. That’s over. Plus you’ll probably only get one look at a house before having to make a decision about whether to buy it or not.

2. Blind Auction.
Buyers are being told to submit bids 10% to 15% above the listed selling price. The sellers and their cunt Realtors will then assess all the bids and choose which one they like. There was a time when offering the list price was practically a guarantee of getting the house, especially if other buyers were making offers less than list price. That’s over. Realtors have effectively turned the housing market into a blind auction.

3. Option Period Fee.
If your bid is accepted, buyers are being forced to pay a non-refundable fee for the privilege of keeping their option to buy the property for a specific period of time. Previously this fee did not exist. It used to be that once an offer had been accepted, the buyer and seller were committed unless the buyer withdrew for whatever reason.

This fee can be anything from a few hundred dollars to a thousand or more. If you decide not to buy the house, you forfeit this fee. Some option periods are as short as 5 days. If you want a longer option period or want to pay less for it, your bid might be less attractive to the seller, resulting in your bid being rejected. So the game here is to over bid for the house and agree to a short option period with a high option period fee, then cross your fingers.

4. Appraisal Gap.
Several things have to happen within the option period. One is getting an appraisal. This is where you pay a fee to your mortgage lender in return for which they’ll assess what they think the property is worth. That’s the basis upon which they decide or not to lend you the money. In a market where demand is constantly pushing up prices, it’s possible that the appraised value will be less than your offer.

This is called the Appraisal Gap. In order to get funding, your mortgage company makes you pay the Appraisal Gap up front in cash, otherwise they won’t loan you the money. This uses up some of your cash reserves, lowers your deposit and will quite likely adversely affect the interest rate you’ll get. All because the market is over inflated and Realtors are pulling list prices out their arses.

5. Home Inspection.
In the UK we do it properly by having a property surveyed by a Quantity Surveyor. The Yank equivalent is called a Home Inspection. These vary massively in price and quality. My overall experience of home inspections is they’re a bit like your dad wandering through a house, frowning and rubbing his chin while saying things like, “Yeah, it looks OK to me”.

The purchase of a house used to be contingent upon the results of the home inspection. If the home inspection report highlighted serious defects with the property (e.g. knackered furnace/air conditioner, dodgy electrics, non-functioning appliances, etc.) the buyer would use that to negotiate with the seller. The seller would either agree to fix certain things or discount the asking price and let the buyer deal with it. That’s over. Sellers know that if buyer A pulls out because of problems with the house, buyer B will buy it anyway without any fuss. Consequently, buyers now have no leverage.

In summary, buyers are not allowed to view prospective properties unless they have financing ready to go. They’re expected to over pay for houses whose prices are already over inflated. They’re forced to pay a fee for the option of buying a house and pay in cash any difference between their offer and the appraised value.

Their cash reserves could then be further diminished by effectively buying a property with serious problems which they’ll have to pay to be fixed. And the icing on the cake is, buyers are expected to make these financially important decisions at break neck speed based upon perhaps only a single viewing.

Bottom line is, if you agree to participate in this market you’re agreeing to be ripped off on a massive scale. Fuck that!

What’s your local housing market like these days?

Nominated by: Imitation Yank